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The Captain_Zero Is PURE AWESOMENESS Thread

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    ...whoever got the short straw became CMO for the day. Or was it the rota system? I can't remember. Oh well.

    *injects Cappy with a large sedative and tucks into bed, and quietly closes the door*

    *motions for silence*

    O.o Thank you. it is now 8:45 PM, I am still sleepy, and STO is untouched. Do you have any idea what this does to me?

    *PUNT*

    *heads back to bed*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    *places plat with large slice of Smith apple pie topped with vanilla icecream on Captain's chair*
    *puts on Freddy mask, plastic razorblade glove, and stands next to Turbolift door*
    "Computer, dim lights. Captain_Zero to the bridge please.*
    *waits for doors to open to tackle* :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    *sniff* Pie! Oh good morning JC And Zero.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    *sniff* Pie! Oh good morning JC And Zero.

    NO, NO, NO! That pie is not for you Cappy! *whispers to Cappy* There's tons more in the mess hall.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    JCSWW wrote: »
    NO, NO, NO! That pie is not for you Cappy! *whispers to Cappy* There's tons more in the mess hall.

    Well there were.

    *urp*

    Seriously, never leave a load of pot pies out where a dragon that hasn't eaten in a week can find them. *mrp*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    *coughs and splutters*

    Geesh, Archy! Somebody open a window and get out the air freshner! *wafts hand in front of nose, then realises what he has said*

    DON'T OPEN THE WINDOW! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Z fighters Unite

    earths special Forces .. We must train we only have a year before the Saiyans arrive..

    [wait take two.. wrong script]

    clears throat... ROCAh has a Klingon bit that trek radios been playign the Gates of Stovokor..

    The Cappy family Players hum... Let me see if i wn the lotto il lby a mic..

    Stay with me run off that breakfast
    1-2-3
    1-2-3
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Z fighters Unite

    earths special Forces .. We must train we only have a year before the Saiyans arrive..

    That's the secret of the vulcan salute, it's a fighting form to focus one's ki into an energy beam. Like this:

    "Wibbbbbb - bbbbbllllllleeeee - trrriiiiiiiibbbbbb - BBBBLLLEEEEEEE!!!!"

    .\\//
    ====>>>

    (Six Vulcans died trying to comprehend the logic of this post.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Just liek the Noh Count Tien Shinhan.. TRI BEAM!!!
    http://www.kewlwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/dragon%20ball%20z2-821861.jpeg

    Logic is the Tipping Point for the Galactic WIFI
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    *begins sweeping*

    ..what? It's getting...ah...AH....ACHOO!

    *sneeze causes a dust cloud to form*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    *begins sweeping*

    ..what? It's getting...ah...AH....ACHOO!

    *sneeze causes a dust cloud to form*

    OI! Take your germs elsewhere! *gets disinfecting wipe and starts wiping down everything around Dawson*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I wouldn't have these issues if we didn't let the cleaning go wry.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    I wouldn't have these issues if we didn't let the cleaning go wry.

    I'm not the maid around here. *looks at Momo* :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    you'd wonder about that unless you ever herd the Alice cooper show.. He explained sharign a flat once w Kieth Moon

    Wakign up one day he found Keith dusting..

    Wearign a Pretty French Maid outfit.. :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Alice Cooper is awesome! Not Captain_Zero awesome but close. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    If Zero in a maid outfit is anything like this, we're doomed. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    If Zero in a maid outfit is anything like this, we're doomed. :D

    Are you cruisin' for a bruisin' from the Captain_Zero bus Dawson? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    JCSWW wrote: »
    Are you cruisin' for a bruisin' from the Captain_Zero bus Dawson? :p
    Hey, she speaks good 'Engrish',at least. No senshi-ism from her yet. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Hey, she speaks good 'Engrish',at least. No senshi-ism from her yet. ;)

    She looks nothing like our adorable Captain_Zero though. Have some standards man! Besides, the only maid around here is... *stuffs Winters into a maids outfit* Tada! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    --> required Mega Maid reference <--
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    After years of carfull tutalige to Sempai Cappy... American
    ,,,,,,
    ....
    ..

    Z MAID


    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTx7WcJEJWouycfQTtBtq2Z4L2_JLGHxIdvzjcFpLfCrhTx9wnog
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Hey, she speaks good 'Engrish',at least. No senshi-ism from her yet. ;)

    And... Our Z is incredibly smart! Most chicks in anime are dumber than rocks. :P
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    --> required Mega Maid reference <--

    It's a Transformer! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    JCSWW wrote: »
    She looks nothing like our adorable Captain_Zero though. Have some standards man! Besides, the only maid around here is... *stuffs Winters into a maids outfit* Tada! :eek:
    ..and, of course, Zero doesn't steal strawberries!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    ..and, of course, Zero doesn't steal strawberries!

    Exactly! She prefers apples. Frozen Smith apples... and a Milky Way! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    JCSWW wrote: »
    Exactly! She prefers apples. Frozen Smith apples... and a Milky Way! :D
    If Zero ever gets angry, do you think this would work?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    If Zero ever gets angry, do you think this would work?

    You need to lay off the anime crack Dawson! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    We will Serve up all the Awesome Sauce that's Necessary to serve a Lady of the Court..

    have a goodday and good luck cheerign for WV

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfH01GD2kc
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    We will Serve up all the Awesome Sauce that's Necessary to serve a Lady of the Court..

    have a goodday and good luck cheerign for WV

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfH01GD2kc

    *prepares mass quantities of garlic for the Awesome Sauce*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Fine Pesto needs fine Garlic.. have a mint later enjoy the garlic.. its a natural cloistral management tool. or medicinal. only the best Toast tomato and ingredients for CHE Z's
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