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    • Posts: 2 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar, the huggy hare i tamed by the Veno, but the barb tames the Veno. then they divorce when the barb eats huggy hare b:chuckle
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

      The Barb orders whiskey, the bartender serves it.
      The Veno orders champagne, the bartender serves.

      Huggy hare asks for something to warm up..
      Bartender drags huggy hare into a pot and turns on hotplate.

      Thats mine. :D
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

      The manager says to the barman, "damn, its the first time a barb a veno and a hare come here"

      Barman says "makes sense, considering the prices..."
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      genotypist wrote: »
      Reserved
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. The Barb tries to seduce the Veno and the Foxtail charms the huggy to attack the kitty.
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...ending up on an untamed cabaret
    • Posts: 3 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      the bartender says your kid is not allowed in here.
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...


      Barman sees em, says to the pianist
      "there s a barb a veno and a hare in my bar, u know that?"
      Pianist says "what key is that? Am?"
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...


      Hare goes to the barman and says " a whisky for me, and two for my pets"
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      ... and the bartender says: "why the long face?... **** wrong joke again!"
    • Posts: 3 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. Once they entered. the waitress asked everyone what they wanted to drink.

      Barb : I want some spinach to show my fierce shapeshifting *roar*

      Veno : I'll take a shaker to be able to get my chi back *transforms into a fox*

      Huggy Hare : Huh. im gonna make my home-made cocktail *lookou all my names at the barb and the veno*

      So the barb and the veno ran away from the hare but when the hare was about to pass the exit door. she got caught into a net and the waitress was behind and said :

      Waitress : Oh. and i forgot to tell you my name. My name is Mrs. Zoologist!!!!!
    • Posts: 1
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar
    • Posts: 3 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A barb, a veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.
      The veno (in fox form) says, "Bartender, can we three please have a rum.....*pause*......and coke?"
      The bartender serves them their drinks and asks, "Why the pause?"
      The veno replies, "Duh...we're animals."


      (get it? Pause/paws!)
    • Posts: 91 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... ......The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here"
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar... the last one should have seen it comingb:chuckle.
    • Posts: 8 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      The veno and the hare head towards the restroom,the bartender says "whoa,only 1 at a time" Barb replies, "she has'nt been able to TT by herself in years"
    • Posts: 2
      edited March 2013
      then there was a rug of fur left behindb:laugh
    • Posts: 2 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.......A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar........A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.......A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.......b:angry #*## rubberband!!!!!b:angry
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and the bard sits on the veno
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
      The people were hungry...
      Just Barb and Veno came out of the bar..
      b:chuckle
    • Posts: 1,083 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar outside of west gate...

      The barman, a seeker, says: I bet a free pint that you cant go into the jungle ruins and find me 10 of a single exotic fruit!

      The barb, the veno and the huggy hare all agree to the bet.

      The veno is the first back. She comes in with mangos.
      The barman in this time has built enough chi to be able to triple spark sacrificial slash and transfer the debuff rendering the veno helpless to his attacks.

      The barman says: If you cant fit all of them into your bum without making a sound, I promise i wont kill you and I'll pull you a pint!

      So the veno tries really hard...1....2...3..4....5....she screams in pain.
      The barman kills her.

      The Barb comes back 5 minutes later. He comes in with grapes.
      Again the barman in this time has built enough chi to be able to triple spark sacrificial slash and transfer the debuff rendering the barb helpless to his metal zerk crits.

      The barman says: If you cant fit all of them into your bum without making a sound, I promise i wont kill you and I'll pull you a pint!


      The barb starts literally shoving them in 2 or 3 at a time.
      He gets up to number 9 before he bursts out in laughter.

      The barman kills him.


      On the way back to west gate from the spawn point the veno and the barb are flying together, embracing for chi.

      The veno asks in outrage: So.. how come you're dead? You had grapes, you're a barb with a big panda bum... surely thats gotta be easier than MANGOS IN A VENO!?

      The barb says: I got up to number 9 before I saw the huggy hare coming back with pineapples.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and all you hear is "OWW"
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... and did Harlem Shake.b:laughb:avoidb:sinb:cool
    • Posts: 47 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A barb, veno, and huggy hare walk into a bar
      Veno:where's my BEER!?
      Barb: *uses advanced shapeshift* Right here!
      Huggy hare: write what?

      Sensing the veno's displeasure and out of senseless affection and low wit(usually the case with barbs) le barb Armagaedon's and destroys the bar.

      Bar manager: what tha hell was that for!?
      Barb: They dont call me BAR-BURYIN for no reason! ;)
    • Posts: 4 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      The barb walks into the bar with the huggy hare on top of his head... then the bartender asks the Veno: "what the heck is that?" and the veno says idk it started out as a wart on my huggys butt but it grew.
    • Posts: 73 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
      ...but bar was closed b:laugh
    • Posts: 4 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      If you find that one too gross here's a second try:

      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and the bartender tells them "were closed" then the Veno says "but ur sign outside says you're open 24 hours a day!!!" then the bartender says "yeah but not in a row"
    • Posts: 0 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and the huggy hare tells every on what u looking at never seen a huggy hare with a veno and a barb
    • Posts: 91 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      Will FC be changed tonight with the patch?
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... and they thanked the God because Perfect World is the best game in the world!
    • Posts: 1 Arc User
      edited March 2013
      A barb, a veno, and a Huggy hare walk into a bar... And they all get chocolate wasted.b:surrender
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