[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 3-26-2013 [COMPLETE]

v4liance
v4liance Posts: 579 Arc User
edited March 2013 in General Discussion
Hey everyone,

Estimated downtime: 11pm PDT to 1am PDT.

This week, we've got a different contest.

Finish this joke:
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...


Like last week, only 1 entry per person! You may change your response (please update your original post) until entries are closed!

Entries will be accepted until servers come up after maintenance!

Thanks!

[Update]

Wow, lots of great entries for this one! It was really hard to pick even my top favorites. And some of them were a bit more, um, fecal, than I like.

So, runners up first:
Shrxy - Raging Tide wrote: »
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare
walk into a bar and the bartender
looks at the Veno and says
"Did you tame the Huggy Hare too?"
CapnK - Sanctuary wrote: »
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... but only the huggy hare doesn't get a new form. WTF Devs, how long until the huggy hare gets the skill upgrade it deserves?
sucundrule1 wrote: »
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.
As bartender sees them he thinks: *oh my... someone has to tell that huggy its adopted*
aliciaasura wrote: »
A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar and...
they see a drunk panda. The hare runs away screaming: "NOT AGAIN!"
The barb says: "damn since when do animal talk or drink?"
The veno replies: "dude really?"
Lunar_Slash - Sanctuary wrote: »
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. There are no survivors.

Aaaand the winner of 50 Event Gold:
SereneMyst - Archosaur wrote: »
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and take seats. Suddenly the lights go off and the place turns pitch black.
Everyone hears the sound of a Kiss and then a Slap.
When the lights come back after a minute, they see the Veno flustered and a Barbs red face and the mark of a Slap.
The Hare thinks "The Barb must have tried to kiss the veno and got a slap.
The Barb thinks "The hare must have kissed the Veno, she thought it was me and so slapped me instead".
The Veno thinks "When the lights go off again, imma make the kissing noise and slap a random guy again". :D

b:laughb:chuckleb:cute

xD

Loved 'em all. I know some of these are remakes of old jokes, but I still died laughing anyway ^__^b

Thanks everyone!

- Val
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  • genotypist
    genotypist Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    PWI Patch Notes v705 - Released March 27

    Bug Fixes
    - Players are now again able to activate Hyper Exp mode in Frostcovered City.
    - Vice: The Incacerate once again drops weapon molds in Warsong City.
    - Territory Wars' rewards has reverted back to coin notes from Mirage Celestones.

    Localization
    - Modified the Blackglass Lemurs' texts for the Spring Event.
    - Fixed Seamstress Hsiang's introduction to refer to colors, not the amount of Inks required.
    - Fixed the descriptions for the Nether Essence and Nether Soulcore.
    - Added info to the new Untamed transformation questlines to let players know how to respawn missing NPCs.
    - Fixed the tooltip for the Cage item to refer to the correct NPC.

    User Interface
    - Expanded the Refine Equipment results window to display more results.
    - Server Names should now correctly display at the Login screen.

    Known Issues
    - The Advanced Grinding Machine is still yielding a lower-than-intended success rate for Perfect Fruit Flesh.
    - The Encyclopedia's class options are not displaying correctly.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] "Life is short...Bury! Steady Sword!"
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    First non-human reply!

    The latest manual patch appears to be: Patch 703-705 16.8MB (17652744 bytes)
    That's average-sized.

    This patch hasn't been officially listed yet.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I only respond if you begin a line with "SweetieBot", read the link below for commands
    SweetieBot FAQ / Usage: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1566451

    Status: ONLINE
  • Rubride - Lost City
    Rubride - Lost City Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Then the huggy hare attacks the barb for stealing its Easter Eggs. The Veno named Rubride tames it XD
    Getting back onto PWI again. Should be fun XD

    Rubride - Lv100 Sage Amp Veno (2nd Reborn)
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Hi everyone~~~
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
    I <3 Subtraction.
    /blatant sig copy is blatant

    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • Xdmghyper - Lost City
    Xdmghyper - Lost City Posts: 207 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    OMG 1st post here I WIN b:chuckle
  • PayUpSucka - Heavens Tear
    PayUpSucka - Heavens Tear Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... BUT ONLY THE BARB DUCKS
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ShaiFatali - Lost City
    ShaiFatali - Lost City Posts: 203 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. The bar was crowded and there was nowhere to sit, so the barb uses Armageddon to clear some space. Looking beside him, he see's his date and her hare unconscious and thinks, "****, PK protections weren't on!! I guess there won't be a second date..."
    A prima luce usque ad lucem

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    vive, pugnare aut mori.
  • JustAllEvil - Harshlands
    JustAllEvil - Harshlands Posts: 340 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    All my answers to that would not be allowed on the forums. b:chuckle
    Sometimes snarky, but will always bake you cupcakes.
  • Saethos - Raging Tide
    Saethos - Raging Tide Posts: 1,239 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb, a veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. I won't go into detail but when it comes down to it, you should never give a -explitive- 2 bunnys to party with.
    It is said that apple pie is best served Al La Mode, so if you are the pie, consider me your ice cream.
  • Oliiander - Lost City
    Oliiander - Lost City Posts: 393 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Not sure >:
    Edit:
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    They sit down and have a drink. >.>
    My squishiness is (Usually) unrivaled.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Finally decided to give Olii her own banner.b:chuckle
  • Crixxix - Raging Tide
    Crixxix - Raging Tide Posts: 848 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... the huggy hare orders a shot... now only the Barb and Veno sit to have a beer b:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GenericBrand - Archosaur
    GenericBrand - Archosaur Posts: 280 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    ...there were no survivors.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • jjbrendan
    jjbrendan Posts: 51 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. Barb and Veno duck but huggy hare so busy attacking barb and veno does not notice and falls unconscious.
  • _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary
    _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar but then the server goes down for maintenance.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    R8 101 Barb - Deleted by PWI. Customer care = 10/10!
  • Rubybeard - Archosaur
    Rubybeard - Archosaur Posts: 134 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... BOOM!! the bar explodes b:avoidb:avoid
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb, veno, and huggy hare walk into a bar.
    The barb goes up and says "I'll have a beer."
    He pays and the bartender gives it to him.
    The veno goes up and says "I'll have a beer too."
    She pays and the bartender gives it to her.
    The huggy hare goes up to order his drink, but before he can, the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve mobs."
    The huggy hare says "I don't want mobs, I want a beer."
    -crickets-
    xSonOfCircex-105/103/102 Sage Wiz
    DrakeEmpress-101/102/103 Sage Cleric
    Gaygasm-101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer

    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • SylenThunder - Twilight Temple
    SylenThunder - Twilight Temple Posts: 7,908
    edited March 2013
    v4liance,

    Do you know if they are going to ever fix the 6 characters in gs.conf to revert SP back to the way it's supposed to be?

    Also, I understand that you guys usually don't know ahead of time, but are they really going to revert FC back to the hyper-noob instance tonight?

    Thanks
    Sy
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tide_Surfer - Archosaur
    Tide_Surfer - Archosaur Posts: 1,261 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb, veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar:
    Bartender: *Announcing to everyone* It's HAREY wednesday, free drinks to all HAREY people!
    Barb: *walks up to bartender* I'm HAIRY, free drink please!
    Bartender: Sorry sir, can't do that!
    Veno: *walks up to bartender* I'm HAIRY, free drink please!
    Bartender: Sorry ma'am, can't do that!
    Hare: *Walks up to bartender* I'm HAREY, free drink please!
    Bartender: Sure sir...ma'am...um...whatever you are, here you go!
    Veno and Barb: *both walk up to bartender* Why did they get a free drink, we're HAIRY too!
    Bartender: Oops, sorry! I meant HAREY not HAIRY!
    Veno and Barb: OHH!!! b:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Tide_Surfer: "I feel SPESHALL *says like a lil kid*"
    Veneir: "Seashell? :3"
    Tide_Surfer: "Yes Veny, yes. A speshall seashell."
  • DoggyStylin - Sanctuary
    DoggyStylin - Sanctuary Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... They proceed to order a round of beers and burgers. After they finish the panda barb stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but his gang. As they walk out the door the Veno asks why the panda shot everyone. The Panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The Veno looks up panda and she reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!

    b:chuckleb:laugh
  • Oups_Dead - Harshlands
    Oups_Dead - Harshlands Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    SylenThunder - Sanctuary wrote: »
    v4liance,

    Do you know if they are going to ever fix the 6 characters in gs.conf to revert SP back to the way it's supposed to be?

    Also, I understand that you guys usually don't know ahead of time, but are they really going to revert FC back to the hyper-noob instance tonight?

    Thanks
    Sy

    it. s not a hyper noob instance it s an instance where 101+ ppl can lvl up dude nd i hope like 90.2% of the server that they will
  • Jacerai - Dreamweaver
    Jacerai - Dreamweaver Posts: 943 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

    only to see a sign that says "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service."

    I'm a horrible person. And have no clue if this joke was thought of already.
    b:cute The world may be small, but it is far from known.

    Why the rage? It's a draining emotion.

    Me: DaValentine (veno), Jaceraie (mystic), etc etc etc b:chuckle
  • Sympsy - Dreamweaver
    Sympsy - Dreamweaver Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and they all sit down.
    The Barb orders a whiskey. The bartender gives the barb a whiskey.
    The Veno orders a fruity girly drink and the bartender gives her a fruity girly drink.
    The huggy hare orders a water and the bartender points to the sign.
    What did the sign say?



    Answer: No shoes, no shirt no service~
  • Alex_Gantz - Dreamweaver
    Alex_Gantz - Dreamweaver Posts: 468 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... LAG b:laugh
  • jerboo29
    jerboo29 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... the barb and veno got drunk barb humps on veno, huggy hare got jelly so she hugs herself.. :)
  • Sympsy - Dreamweaver
    Sympsy - Dreamweaver Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Oh no Jacerai had same idea T_T I didn't see before I posted.b:cry
  • evoslayer
    evoslayer Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar, but since veno had brabmle guard, the bar was the only one taking the damage here
  • Suekasa - Archosaur
    Suekasa - Archosaur Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... The Barb whispers too the Veno
    *can you tame him*.Said the barb, The Veno replied sure can.Bartender! said the Veno 1 Carrot Juice Please!.





    b:chuckle
    f:laugh"In the virtual world, you have power,respect,friends and peace. Why would you
    want to return to the real world?"f:laugh
  • Tommysb - Lost City
    Tommysb - Lost City Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    So the bar man says what is this some kind of joke
  • KagamineRin_ - Sanctuary
    KagamineRin_ - Sanctuary Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Wow that's a cool looking pet you have there!"
    The hare replies, "Thanks, but which one?"
  • andreluucas
    andreluucas Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... Oh they didn't, the owner don't allow animals or half-animal creatures in his property for safety reasons.
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