Petition: Bacon axes

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  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    As a vegetarian, I have to unsupport this idea. b:beatenup

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  • Tekril - Dreamweaver
    Tekril - Dreamweaver Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    As a vegetarian, I have to unsupport this idea. b:beatenup

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  • Zenorx - Harshlands
    Zenorx - Harshlands Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited November 2011
  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011

    Yeah that's right, that's the link. The title used to be something like: "archers of pwi are terrible, please read this and stop making me rage"
    Bacon Axes?
    Totally not stolen from Devoted's archer rage thread.

    Definitely not stolen. I mean who in their right mind would think that bacon axes were stolen from Devoted's thread?

    Not stolen at all.


    This thread is new and original
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  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    A vegetarian wolf?

    Dude......eating meat is soooooooooo mainstream.

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  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I dont get why people are flippin out because devoted used the phrase "bacon axes" forever ago. sarra's thread wasnt "look at me i made a new term." she was suggesting creativity in quest rewards and a couple of fun game implements
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011

    You are quite full of fail.
    Yeah that's right, that's the link. The title used to be something like: "archers of pwi are terrible, please read this and stop making me rage"

    As are you.
    I dont get why people are flippin out because devoted used the phrase "bacon axes" forever ago. sarra's thread wasnt "look at me i made a new term." she was suggesting creativity in quest rewards and a couple of fun game implements

    And now I will explain why.

    For the first two posts I quoted, I stated in the original post that the Beacon Axes were typoed on PWDatabase as Bacon axes.

    The fact that you are trying to rub my nose in this for being 'unoriginal', or 'stealing' the idea, is actually quite stupid, because 1) I already mentioned it before you did in the first post in the thread 2) I played Blizzard's MMO, which just HAPPENS to HAVE Bacon Axes in it before I read that god awful thread 3) If you actually click the link, it takes you to the Beacon Axes page on PWDataBase, which, if you see point #1, you will note, I pointed out, they tyoped as Bacon axes in 2008.

    So...

    If you want to get uppity on someone else for being 'unoriginal' or 'stealing', make sure you actually have a CLUE what you're even talking about. >_>

    I'd pay to see a vegetarian wolf eating a meat pie.
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  • Olbaze - Sanctuary
    Olbaze - Sanctuary Posts: 4,242 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    ... Last time I checked, they were called beacon, not bacon.

    And if you think bacon has no combat value, then you've obviously never burned bacon.
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    You are quite full of fail.



    As are you.



    And now I will explain why.

    For the first two posts I quoted, I stated in the original post that the Beacon Axes were typoed on PWDatabase as Bacon axes.

    The fact that you are trying to rub my nose in this for being 'unoriginal', or 'stealing' the idea, is actually quite stupid, because 1) I already mentioned it before you did in the first post in the thread 2) I played Blizzard's MMO, which just HAPPENS to HAVE Bacon Axes in it before I read that god awful thread 3) If you actually click the link, it takes you to the Beacon Axes page on PWDataBase, which, if you see point #1, you will note, I pointed out, they tyoped as Bacon axes in 2008.

    So...

    If you want to get uppity on someone else for being 'unoriginal' or 'stealing', make sure you actually have a CLUE what you're even talking about. >_>

    I'd pay to see a vegetarian wolf eating a meat pie.

    Cool story, bro.
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  • Azzazin - Dreamweaver
    Azzazin - Dreamweaver Posts: 502 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Cool story, bro.

    You know, I have some thoughts on people who still say this.

    At one point in ye history of internets, a genuinely cool person came up with this phrase as a subtle way of saying 'shut up now, your story is boring'. Other people noticed what the cool person was doing, and like the monkeys they are, they copied this saying and spread it like manure across the internets.

    However, the genuinely cool person who started this saying was clever enough to know that, like fashion, nothing stays popular forever. So he stopped using the saying. However, the monkeys who had started using the saying were not clever enough to realize this, and so they kept using the phrase.

    Now, every time the saying is used, the user of it ends up making themself look like an *** with a parsnip shoved up it. Unfortunately for them, their brains are so full of mush that they still fail to realize this, and continue to use the saying, under the illusion that it will somehow grant them the status of 'cool'.

    You, good sir, are just such a monkey. Go dig a hole somewhere and look for buried bananas. I garuantee you that your time will be better spent there than attempting to ever be 'cool' here.

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  • Fintan - Lost City
    Fintan - Lost City Posts: 1,245 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    *quote snipped due to the new Wall-O-Text Reduction Act of 2011 For Those With Ultra-Short Attention Spans regulation*

    My dear sir, I'd like to extend an offer of a meal to you for this most wonderful post. b:dirty Would suggesting sushi be a faux pas? b:chuckle
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    You know, I have some thoughts on people who still say this.

    At one point in ye history of internets, a genuinely cool person came up with this phrase as a subtle way of saying 'shut up now, your story is boring'. Other people noticed what the cool person was doing, and like the monkeys they are, they copied this saying and spread it like manure across the internets.

    However, the genuinely cool person who started this saying was clever enough to know that, like fashion, nothing stays popular forever. So he stopped using the saying. However, the monkeys who had started using the saying were not clever enough to realize this, and so they kept using the phrase.

    Now, every time the saying is used, the user of it ends up making themself look like an *** with a parsnip shoved up it. Unfortunately for them, their brains are so full of mush that they still fail to realize this, and continue to use the saying, under the illusion that it will somehow grant them the status of 'cool'.

    You, good sir, are just such a monkey. Go dig a hole somewhere and look for buried bananas. I garuantee you that your time will be better spent there than attempting to ever be 'cool' here.

    Azzazin

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    Sorry man, you were just asking for that.

    Ontopic: Even though the idea is funny, PWI will never implement things like that. Especially when no one has actually signed this "petition" even though it's 5 pages long hence why i'm not putting much thought into any post in this superficial thread.
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  • Yuna_Sama - Heavens Tear
    Yuna_Sama - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,541 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    good God im afraid to click the link....

    Don't worry it's nothing scary... Just a pair of dagger called "bone" and "licker"... Just drawed it in like 5 mins... I'll make a drawing of Bacon Axes and Banana Bow later... b:chuckle

    Edit: No I will not draw the Penetrator... That would be just too 18+... b:shocked
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  • SoulPlay - Heavens Tear
    SoulPlay - Heavens Tear Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    ... Last time I checked, they were called beacon, not bacon.

    And if you think bacon has no combat value, then you've obviously never burned bacon.

    this ^^

    side note ... mmmmm bacon
  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    For the first two posts I quoted, I stated in the original post that the Beacon Axes were typoed on PWDatabase as Bacon axes.

    The fact that you are trying to rub my nose in this for being 'unoriginal', or 'stealing' the idea, is actually quite stupid, because 1) I already mentioned it before you did in the first post in the thread 2) I played Blizzard's MMO, which just HAPPENS to HAVE Bacon Axes in it before I read that god awful thread 3) If you actually click the link, it takes you to the Beacon Axes page on PWDataBase, which, if you see point #1, you will note, I pointed out, they tyoped as Bacon axes in 2008.

    So...

    If you want to get uppity on someone else for being 'unoriginal' or 'stealing', make sure you actually have a CLUE what you're even talking about. >_>]

    hey hun i was trying to defend you b:surrender
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    hey hun i was trying to defend you b:surrender

    I wasn't attacking you... Actually there originally was a reason i quoted your post, but I forgot. @__@
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  • Tekril - Dreamweaver
    Tekril - Dreamweaver Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    When I picture a "Bone Licker", I picture a chick, not a knife. IJS.
  • Koolaid - Heavens Tear
    Koolaid - Heavens Tear Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    LET US RE-SKIN OUR WEAPONS!

    An NPC that sells skins, or put them in the boutique. It doesn't matter, it will be a great thing


    let us re-skin armors too
  • Tekril - Dreamweaver
    Tekril - Dreamweaver Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    LET US RE-SKIN OUR WEAPONS!

    An NPC that sells skins, or put them in the boutique. It doesn't matter, it will be a great thing


    let us re-skin armors too
    One of the less disgusting things that come out of a panda's mouth, IMO. Good idea there.

    Too bad the PW-CN devs don't like people to have fun.
  • devotion
    devotion Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    2) I played Blizzard's MMO, which just HAPPENS to HAVE Bacon Axes in it before I read that god awful thread


    Don't be a hypocrite. A thread asking for bacon axes? At least my post contained some content worth reading.

    Also, I doubt pwdatabase ever misspelled beacon axes since they take the data straight from the game files and none of the 2008 archives contain your so called typo. Stop bsing.

    Also, http://www.wowhead.com/search?q=bacon#items ?
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    devotion wrote: »
    Don't be a hypocrite. A thread asking for bacon axes? At least my post contained some content worth reading.

    No, actually, it didn't.
    devotion wrote: »
    Also, I doubt pwdatabase ever misspelled beacon axes since they take the data straight from the game files and none of the 2008 archives contain your so called typo. Stop bsing.

    Also, http://www.wowhead.com/search?q=bacon#items ?

    Huh. You're an idiot. Get out of my thread. Seriously.

    Just because they 'take it straight from the database' doesn't mean some monkey has to actually type in the HTML, and when they made the HTML for the Beacon Axes page in 2008, the page TITLE was misspelled, and read 'Bacon Axes'. If you weren't around back then, and it seriously sounds like you weren't, then you should **** because you really have no idea what you're talking about.

    The aforementioned thread that links to the Beacon axes, titled 'Bacon Axes', was indeed, because of that very typo.

    Edit: Why is get the f out's abbreviation censored, but jackass isn't? That's kind of... ****. Fits the PWE theme though. >_>
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  • gallax13th
    gallax13th Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Something like this maybe? Or maybe we can have banana bows for archers... b:chuckle

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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Stop calling people monkeys.

    Technically we're all monkeys, shut up.
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  • Tekril - Dreamweaver
    Tekril - Dreamweaver Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Stop calling people monkeys.

    Technically we're all monkeys, shut up.
    Fish here. I ain't related to any mammal, kid.

    Also, since when does monkeys have feathers on their heads? You're about as monkey as I am, bird ears.
  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Fish here. I ain't related to any mammal, kid.

    Also, since when does monkeys have feathers on their heads? You're about as monkey as I am, bird ears.

    Go back far enough and you're related b:surrender
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  • devotion
    devotion Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    No, actually, it didn't.



    Huh. You're an idiot. Get out of my thread. Seriously.

    Just because they 'take it straight from the database' doesn't mean some monkey has to actually type in the HTML, and when they made the HTML for the Beacon Axes page in 2008, the page TITLE was misspelled, and read 'Bacon Axes'. If you weren't around back then, and it seriously sounds like you weren't, then you should **** because you really have no idea what you're talking about.

    The aforementioned thread that links to the Beacon axes, titled 'Bacon Axes', was indeed, because of that very typo.

    Edit: Why is get the f out's abbreviation censored, but jackass isn't? That's kind of... ****. Fits the PWE theme though. >_>

    I doubt any one typed out the items name. Every website that allows you to search game items simply parsed the game data with a script that directly output to a format suitable for a web page.

    The thread I was talking about containing content was the original "bacon axe" thread. I'm the creator of that thread and I didn't link to it because it was mistyped. Back in the day the first person to ever have these axes was God_evil in my guild, Conqueror. I made fun of him and called them bacon axes. They weren't typo'd when I made that thread.

    Anyways, I don't care at all about bacon axes I'm just sad you called my thread god awful. b:surrender
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    devotion wrote: »
    I doubt any one typed out the items name. Every website that allows you to search game items simply parsed the game data with a script that directly output to a format suitable for a web page.

    The thread I was talking about containing content was the original "bacon axe" thread. I'm the creator of that thread and I didn't link to it because it was mistyped. Back in the day the first person to ever have these axes was God_evil in my guild, Conqueror. I made fun of him and called them bacon axes. They weren't typo'd when I made that thread.

    Anyways, I don't care at all about bacon axes I'm just sad you called my thread contentless. b:surrender

    Hey, my poison arrow is level 3. b:shocked
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  • devotion
    devotion Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Hey, my poison arrow is level 3. b:shocked

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    And apparently I have enough str to use xs, I'm worse than you! b:cry
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  • Amencat - Sanctuary
    Amencat - Sanctuary Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    so any official statements?

    when will we finally get bacon axes, banana bows, and sousage swords???? b:chuckle


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  • genotypist
    genotypist Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I'd like to be able to say "well certainly that's possible" but I'm afraid that's not true. I'll see what I can do though. Fair enough?
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