Petition: Bacon axes

Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
edited November 2011 in General Discussion
In *cough* other games, there are silly, useless weapons you can get as quest rewards.

Every time I see Beacon Axes, I think of Bacon axes. And then I immediately want a set of axes made of Bacon. I mean, it would be epic to be PKing someone, and finish them off with Bacon.

And the Petrified Femur... It looks like any other weapon in the game. Why can't it actually look like bone? A Femur is a leg bone, not a shiny piece of metal. >_>

And finally, since an axe made of bacon would be... Awful IRL, it should have no actual combat value, but lots of coin value, so NPCing it would be worthwhile. Which is basically what certain people do with every other quest reward they get. And having something like this might actually get people to *cough cough* do quests again...

But... I digress. I just want a cool looking axe made of Bacon. b:cry
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  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Here at PWE we do not believe in in slaughtering pigs for items of little to no combat value. Gotta learn to think of the little guys sarra.
    (and yes im gonna troll youre threads til the day you die)
  • Pyrostormz - Raging Tide
    Pyrostormz - Raging Tide Posts: 956 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    you better watch yourself, before i whack you with a rubber chicken !
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  • chaoticshelly
    chaoticshelly Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    This... is by far the best suggestion in the world and beyond.
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  • Tiageos - Sanctuary
    Tiageos - Sanctuary Posts: 266 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    *too much mm*
  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Now where's that Picard facepalm image...
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  • X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear
    X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,301 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I wouldn't mind a pair of rashers
  • OontzOontz - Dreamweaver
    OontzOontz - Dreamweaver Posts: 782 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    You should just go play a private server then.
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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »
    In *cough* other games, there are silly, useless weapons you can get as quest rewards.

    Every time I see Beacon Axes, I think of Bacon axes. And then I immediately want a set of axes made of Bacon. I mean, it would be epic to be PKing someone, and finish them off with Bacon.

    And the Petrified Femur... It looks like any other weapon in the game. Why can't it actually look like bone? A Femur is a leg bone, not a shiny piece of metal. >_>

    And finally, since an axe made of bacon would be... Awful IRL, it should have no actual combat value, but lots of coin value, so NPCing it would be worthwhile. Which is basically what certain people do with every other quest reward they get. And having something like this might actually get people to *cough cough* do quests again...

    But... I digress. I just want a cool looking axe made of Bacon. b:cry

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  • GumyBear - Raging Tide
    GumyBear - Raging Tide Posts: 365 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    This is the best idea EVER!! b:victory b:victory
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  • Ramanock - Archosaur
    Ramanock - Archosaur Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Omigosh I would love to have a bacon set xD

    Have a Lady Gaga meat dress and weapon skins that look like bacon xD

    I would be in heaven. And hungry every time I played the game.
  • V_m_ - Harshlands
    V_m_ - Harshlands Posts: 543 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    i can see this going above and beyond... bacon fash, bacon mount, bacon flyers, bacon armor, a new race of attacking bacon from bacon city with special bacon skills that AOE's and kills mobs in a 1000 meter radius, bacon potions, bacon environmental area that rains bacon, bacon materials... i could keep going on and on but the all out result is bacon bacon everywhere
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  • devotion
    devotion Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I hold the copyrights to bacon axes. Sorry, I will not let you use my intellectual property in this game. b:thanks
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  • Anfisa - Lost City
    Anfisa - Lost City Posts: 274 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Devoted - Lost City wrote: »
    Don't forget the 1% crit you get. Oh yeah you are an archer. You are pure dex for the crit rate (you are pure dex right?) this is how you do your damage. Crits. If archers didn't crit 5 times in 3 attacks they would be like warriors with bacon axes. That's right, you suck.
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  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I Luv the IDea for a set of BACON AXES!!!b:chuckle

    Just think what an Agro Weapon They could BE for ANY TANK Equiped with'EM.....b:pleased

    All the (Omniverous & Carnivorous) Mobs, would be Constantly drawn to any TANK who Possesed them.....b:sin LOL!!!! "Make'Em have a +90% Agro (Attraction) Skill, on all (Non-Vegan) Mobs!"

    ROFL!!!!    b:laugh

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  • ZetsumieX - Raging Tide
    ZetsumieX - Raging Tide Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »
    In *cough* other games, there are silly, useless weapons you can get as quest rewards.

    Every time I see Beacon Axes, I think of Bacon axes. And then I immediately want a set of axes made of Bacon. I mean, it would be epic to be PKing someone, and finish them off with Bacon.

    And the Petrified Femur... It looks like any other weapon in the game. Why can't it actually look like bone? A Femur is a leg bone, not a shiny piece of metal. >_>

    And finally, since an axe made of bacon would be... Awful IRL, it should have no actual combat value, but lots of coin value, so NPCing it would be worthwhile. Which is basically what certain people do with every other quest reward they get. And having something like this might actually get people to *cough cough* do quests again...

    But... I digress. I just want a cool looking axe made of Bacon. b:cry

    How should The Penetrator Bow look like then? b:shutup
  • turg14
    turg14 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I dont know what you guys have been smocking these days! b:sweatb:question
  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    V_m_ - Harshlands wrote: »
    i can see this going above and beyond... bacon fash, bacon mount, bacon flyers, bacon armor, a new race of attacking bacon from bacon city with special bacon skills that AOE's and kills mobs in a 1000 meter radius, bacon potions, bacon environmental area that rains bacon, bacon materials... i could keep going on and on but the all out result is bacon bacon everywhere

    Sounds like PWE went broke and got bought out by Epicmealtime. b:pleased
  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Bacon Axes?
    Totally not stolen from Devoted's archer rage thread.

    Definitely not stolen. I mean who in their right mind would think that bacon axes were stolen from Devoted's thread?

    Not stolen at all.


    This thread is new and original
    Oh yeah you are an archer. You are pure dex for the crit rate (you are pure dex right?) this is how you do your damage. Crits. If archers didn't crit 5 times in 3 attacks they would be like warriors with bacon axes. That's right, you suck.
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  • Tekril - Dreamweaver
    Tekril - Dreamweaver Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Bacon Axes? No. Needs moar Egg Soulspheres.

    Hell, a whole set of breakfast weapons.
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    ZetsumieX - Raging Tide wrote: »
    How should The Penetrator Bow look like then? b:shutup

    Only sold at Castle Megastores. b:shutup
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    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • CJ7 - Sanctuary
    CJ7 - Sanctuary Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    perhaps a coordinated assault on the pig's could be made with a team of pwe and epicmealtime, afterwards i'm sure we could get the axesb:laugh
  • Amencat - Sanctuary
    Amencat - Sanctuary Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    AWSOME! i support that
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  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »
    In *cough* other games, there are silly, useless weapons you can get as quest rewards.

    Every time I see Beacon Axes, I think of Bacon axes. And then I immediately want a set of axes made of Bacon. I mean, it would be epic to be PKing someone, and finish them off with Bacon.

    And the Petrified Femur... It looks like any other weapon in the game. Why can't it actually look like bone? A Femur is a leg bone, not a shiny piece of metal. >_>

    And finally, since an axe made of bacon would be... Awful IRL, it should have no actual combat value, but lots of coin value, so NPCing it would be worthwhile. Which is basically what certain people do with every other quest reward they get. And having something like this might actually get people to *cough cough* do quests again...

    But... I digress. I just want a cool looking axe made of Bacon. b:cry


    Whatever you've been smoking...


    ...I want some.

    (even if it is only bacon)

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  • Tenasia - Heavens Tear
    Tenasia - Heavens Tear Posts: 53 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    I then wonder what a Bone Licker would look like.
  • WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary
    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary Posts: 1,686 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    StormHydra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Bacon Axes?
    Totally not stolen from Devoted's archer rage thread.
    Stolen? Every player who has ever played the game has always read "Beacon Axes" as "Bacon Axes". Sarrafeline is simply stepping forwards and speaking the truth we all already knew in our hearts.

    I've always called them Bacon Axes. My (evil) gf has always called them Bacon Axes. My faction-mates have had discussions about Bacon Axes. I've read world-chat spam-fests from 2 years ago talking about Bacon Axes...

    Stolen? You can't steal something that has always been free...
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Stolen? Every player who has ever played the game has always read "Beacon Axes" as "Bacon Axes". Sarrafeline is simply stepping forwards and speaking the truth we all already knew in our hearts.

    I've always called them Bacon Axes. My (evil) gf has always called them Bacon Axes. My faction-mates have had discussions about Bacon Axes. I've read world-chat spam-fests from 2 years ago talking about Bacon Axes...

    Stolen? You can't steal something that has always been free...

    Don't forget, PWDatabase even had them typoed as Bacon axes for a long, long time.
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    *Pre RB level
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    id like my seeker to swing a plastic butter knife
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  • Yuna_Sama - Heavens Tear
    Yuna_Sama - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,541 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Tenasia - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I then wonder what a Bone Licker would look like.

    Something like this maybe? Or maybe we can have banana bows for archers... b:chuckle
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    id like my seeker to swing a plastic butter knife

    I would TOTALLY be all for that! XD
    Yuna_Sama - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Something like this maybe? Or maybe we can have banana bows for archers... b:chuckle

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It should have a KISS quote on the bottom of the weapon description. XD
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    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited November 2011
    Yuna_Sama - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Something like this maybe? Or maybe we can have banana bows for archers... b:chuckle

    good God im afraid to click the link....

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