What's the dumbest question you've seen since the expansion?

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  • XXOGCaliXx - Heavens Tear
    XXOGCaliXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    "do these cuisses make my *** look big"?
  • chaoticshelly
    chaoticshelly Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    XXOGCaliXx - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "do these cuisses make my *** look big"?

    I'd tell them "Ken, you need to petition to Mattel first"
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Thank you to whoever took that spam out of my thread. b:thanks b:flower
    Edit: I forgot to add a new one to the list. Last night I was about to log onto my cleric and some random person whispers me after I typed in world chat:

    Them: Can you help me?
    Me: With?
    Them: My account's been banned and I don't know what to do!
    Me: I'm not a GM.
    Them: I know but I still need help!
    Me:Send in a ticket.
    Them: But I need help!
    Me: *Promptly logs and shakes head*.
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  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    On my nub barb, in a PV:

    Cleric: Barb, let the sin do the pulls
    Me: Why?
    Cleric: Cause he has stealth.
    Me: I can pull more.
    Cleric: Just let him do the pulls.
    Me: OK...

    Cleric dies because sin doesn't agro the mobs before bring them into heal range.

    Cleric: Barb, why did you let me die?
    Me: Not my fault the sin didn't agro everything before he got here; that's part of luring.
    Cleric: Fail barb, I will teach you how to be a good barb.

    /facepalm
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Wow.... just.... wow /facepalm. That's like last night when KillerFreak and I did that new instance that's supposed to be like a lower lvl FF with some randoms. I was on my cleric and there was no veno in squad to pass me sparks. So I say (literally 4-5 times) you need to wait for me to get a spark when I get out of BB before you pull the next groups of mobs! (My spark pots were on Dusk). After they do it again I simply say, "Ok. For the last time, BB costs two sparks to use it. I only have TWO SPARKS until I hit lvl 89! The next person who pulls a group of mobs after someone says don't pull (cause they'd do it anyway), I'm going to let them die". Everyone goes quiet. Then, as per usual, someone lures mobs after I say I need chi first - again. So I simply group heal to get sparks and before I get sparks again, one of them dies w/o me saying a word. I rez (after the mobs were gone), get my sparks, don't rebuff the person, and then go into BB cause wouldn't you know it, they pulled yet another group of mobs w/o waiting for me to buff the person (they pulled that when KF died as well). Mind you, this whole time, KF and I are facepalming. And to make matters worse, they're telling me to BB before I have sparks - AFTER I've told them it costs two sparks to use it and that I needed to get said sparks several times over. TYSM pwi for spawning noob hypered toons who's parents shouldn't have been allowed to breed in the first place! b:infuriated
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    i dont know how many times ive been in squads with one of my noob clerics and something similar has happened. i will stop healing/buffing/rezing people that pull that **** after i've warned them multiple times. i think i dont have much patience for hyper noobs these days. easier to just stay in town and talk to people :)
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  • ReapersWife - Heavens Tear
    ReapersWife - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    today in an FF...a lvl 98-ish sin really asked me how to invite ppl to the squad. he had lead and someone told him to inv some bm. he really didn't know it. b:cold

    another example: my irl brother (who also plays on HT) told me, that some lvl 95-ish psy in his faction asked in faction chat what refines are for. i mean...come on... >_<
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    MissTrauen ~ lvl 96 archer
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    LilCalamity ~ lvl 94 sin
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  • lizrau
    lizrau Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    *Few months after EG expansion.* *In BH39 with a Mystic and level 74 Cleric.* *Mystic summons Healing Herb.* *Cleric: "Healing Herb???" *Mystic: "....Yes, what about it??" *Cleric: "What does it do?" *Mystic: "-facepalm.-*
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  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Something else I just thought about with that PV run on my barb.

    When we got everything cleared but the boss, the sin asked if everyone was ready. Everyone but the cleric said yes, so the sin ran in and got killed in two hits. Sin asked the cleric why he didn't get any heals, and the cleric responds with, I wasn't ready.

    So, the sin gets ressed and rebuffed and asks if everyone was ready. Again, everyone but the cleric says yes and the sin runs in and agro's the boss yet again. This time I run and flesh ream the damned thing while the cleric struggles to finish getting her mana up. The sin asks the cleric why she didn't heal him, and she responds with, I wasn't ready.
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    the stupidity of some people. I was on my sin doing the pv thing and there was this barb,using fist at like lvl 60 something. Says hes gonna pull,i look at his gear and his hp and he was clearly not a vit build but his gear was like lvl 30 and 40. He insisted to do it and died about 20 secs into the pull. I laughed.Told him he needed to uninstall. He got pissed and left.

    Well about a week later im in squad with him again for bh and what happens,he dies trying to lure mobs. He said barbs are too squishy. I told him if he learned how to play the toon it wouldnt be so. He died a couple more times and goes ' not like you could do better.You dont know what its like to be a barb' i logged off the sin,jumped on my barb and got in the squad. Lured a ton of mobs,killed them then said 'ur right i dont know what its like to be a barb' then he got kicked from squad.it was epic
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    LMFAO! Right on Ducky! b:laugh I've done that a few times with my veno as well. What's even sadder is, I've done that with my cleric too - she's only lvl 81 or 82. I've been told she's better than most 95+ clerics in squads by more than one person. One even said, "Wow! My hp charm rarely ticked while you were healing!". I said, "Uh... isn't that what I'm supposed to do?". b:chuckle Unfortunately, I have VERY LITTLE patience for those noobs and self absorbed idiots who like to put squads at risk cause they think they know what they're doing. When I'm on my cleric, I personally enjoy letting them die after they've been warned over 3 times. Yes, I'm THAT mean. b:laugh
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    ur nicer then me. I warn ppl in the beginning,i let them die after that if they get dumb
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Meh... I do that sometimes too, depending on what kind of mood I'm in.
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    When I'm on my cleric, I personally enjoy letting them die after they've been warned over 3 times. Yes, I'm THAT mean. b:laugh

    i dont find this mean, anymore. 3 warnings... thats 2 more than i feel like giving noobs anymore. idk, i just have lost my patience with stupidity in this game these days. i warn ya once, then...if you're really that stupid to continue getting me (or others) killed, i will either leave or decide to laugh as you die, over and over again. :P (i'm soooo passive aggressive)
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  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Yea, I'm done with stupid people in the game as well. I won't leave a squad unless I have really grown that impatient; I see it as wasting more time to try to assemble yet another squad when there is the possibility that the instance could be completed before everyone in the new squad gets into the instance. However, I thoroughly enjoy laughing as stupid people die and then ***** because they can't figure out why.
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