What's the dumbest question you've seen since the expansion?
MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
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As I've gathered from a lot of people in game so far, apparently there has been a mass outbreak of "special" people since the release of the expansion. What's the most idiotic question or encounter you've had and/or seen since the release of it? No naming screen names since that would be flaming/shaming. b:cute I'll start with three examples.
In the earthguard starter area: What weapon do I use for my mystic? /facepalm
Me: Um what weapon are you already equipped with?
I log into game a few days ago and 20 seconds after I log in, another mystic near me whispers, "Where did you get your weapon?".
Me: From my lvl 20 stash box.
Them: Oh. Well I opened mine and all I got was this: *links Tag of Sharpness 2*. /facepalm
Me: Read that please. It tells you what to do with it.
Them (after about 30 seconds): Ok I did. What weapon does it give me? /MASSIVE facepalm & I think, ARE YOU EFFIN STUPID?! b:infuriated
Me: Um, READ THE WHOLE THING, look at the name of my weapon, and you'll know what weapon you'll get from it.
Someone in Tellus City whispers me: That's a cool pet! Where did you get it from?
Me: Um I don't have a pet out?
Them: Yes you do. That pretty purple one above you.
Me: /facepalm That's my fly mount.
Them: Oh. Where can I get one?
Me: Tell them where to get one.
*Puts order in for antistupid gear (preferably +12)*. b:surrender
In the earthguard starter area: What weapon do I use for my mystic? /facepalm
Me: Um what weapon are you already equipped with?
I log into game a few days ago and 20 seconds after I log in, another mystic near me whispers, "Where did you get your weapon?".
Me: From my lvl 20 stash box.
Them: Oh. Well I opened mine and all I got was this: *links Tag of Sharpness 2*. /facepalm
Me: Read that please. It tells you what to do with it.
Them (after about 30 seconds): Ok I did. What weapon does it give me? /MASSIVE facepalm & I think, ARE YOU EFFIN STUPID?! b:infuriated
Me: Um, READ THE WHOLE THING, look at the name of my weapon, and you'll know what weapon you'll get from it.
Someone in Tellus City whispers me: That's a cool pet! Where did you get it from?
Me: Um I don't have a pet out?
Them: Yes you do. That pretty purple one above you.
Me: /facepalm That's my fly mount.
Them: Oh. Where can I get one?
Me: Tell them where to get one.
*Puts order in for antistupid gear (preferably +12)*. b:surrender
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MiniDusk - Heavens Tear wrote: »Someone in Tellus City whispers me: That's a cool pet! Where did you get it from?
Me: Um I don't have a pet out?
Them: Yes you do. That pretty purple one above you.
Me: /facepalm That's my fly mount.
Them: Oh. Where can I get one?
Me: Tell them where to get one.
This one is a winner.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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In EG area @ lvl 15ish:
Them - I need your help.
Me - Oh?
Them - I need money now.
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Every second on WC:
Them - I want power lvled in ff to miss all the content the game has to offer, and I'll even pay 1m for it.0 -
"Can you power level me for free?"
Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Jhalil - Heavens Tear wrote: »"Can you power level me for free?"
Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q
LOL Even though I'm not a sin, I feel your pain. People have done the same to me as well. *coughroommatescough* I've had a bad bug since the expansion. I'll log from being on my mystic and get onto my veno and I'll either get a bug report or my computer will restart. Only going from my mystic to my veno though.... But anyway, that excuse has saved me from many of those "FF power lvling" requests. lol[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
some person: "why can't seekers wear fists?"
me: /facepalm[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Me with lv 22 mold sword. A seeker come to me.
He : " Nice sword do you sell it ? "
He : " Where do you get that sword ?"
Me : " From a long time before, i get it from fb19 drop as mold. "
He : " How about 2 mill ? "
Me : " (b:shocked) "
He : " Oh well . . how about 3 mill ? "
Me : *trade*
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Jhalil - Heavens Tear wrote: »"Can you power level me for free?"
Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q
Can you lvl my Seeker alt?
I can plvl ppl, but I cannot plvl my alts. b:cry
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He : "give me 10mil"
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Seeker with Norther Sky stance on comes up to my seeker (with the same stance on) and asks, "Cool sword. Why is it glowing red though?"
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i world chatted to see if a friend was on a new seeker/mystic since i did't see him online and i got most of his chars on FL but not the new one!
some dude invites me and i think it might be him!
fail on me some random seeker/mystic wants me to come to the mines and kill **** for him...
not a question but when they random invites ppl and expect ppl to do their quest i get pissed...Everything that is funny is addictive,Gives u Cancer,Makes you fat,Kill your brain-cells, get you in trouble with the police, or gives unwanted babies or std's!
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Various Mystics/Seekers: Where XXXXX NPC????
Me: if quest related highlight the quest in ur quest box and follow the "yellow arrow," otherwise use the coordinates assistant.
Them: I can't see a yellow arrow (did they look 360 to find it?) or Coordinates assistant????
Me: suddenly is teleported to sanity in Arch[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Me some long long time ago doing quests in the swamp (beginning of 2009). Some1 dead near the gates to enter fb69
Him: hey, can you ress me?
Me: i could ... if u were my pet.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Andromaka - Heavens Tear wrote: »Me some long long time ago doing quests in the swamp (beginning of 2009). Some1 dead near the gates to enter fb69
Him: hey, can you ress me?
Me: i could ... if u were my pet.
you mean the mystress of whips didnt attempt to tame them?? i'm suprised! and welcome home my dear <33b:kiss missed you!*insert awesome siggy here*0 -
Hmmm, haven't been in game much but there have been a few gems on forums.
"WHY DIDNT TW PAY GET SET BACK TO COIN?"
"APS got nerfed on china, why not here"
and then about a billion other people asking why APS didn't get nerfed when it was nerfed in china.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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X_Grimfall_X - Heavens Tear wrote: »Seeker with Norther Sky stance on comes up to my seeker (with the same stance on) and asks, "Cool sword. Why is it glowing red though?"
come to that, what's with all these seekers i see running around the newbie areas whacking mobs and NOT have that stance on? even when they're working on mobs high enough level that they darn well ought to have that skill?
...oh, wait. after just reading through the first few posts in this thread, that was really a pretty dumb question, wasn't it?...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Heaven's Tear alts: KenLubin, Sou_Hon, JudyCaraco --- level 5x chars.0 -
LenieClarke - Heavens Tear wrote: »come to that, what's with all these seekers i see running around the newbie areas whacking mobs and NOT have that stance on? even when they're working on mobs high enough level that they darn well ought to have that skill?
...oh, wait. after just reading through the first few posts in this thread, that was really a pretty dumb question, wasn't it?...
Sometimes I just use auto-target, attack, and only pay attention to the mob's HP bar for the Eye of the Northern Sky icon to show up. Serious facepalm moment when, 20 mobs later, I realize that the reason the icon isn't appearing isn't because of **** luck but because the buff wore off. b:cold
Hm, stupid question though? It's gotta be when a level 23 seeker asked my nub level 12 seeker for help with Corrupted Brute (or whatever it's called). Sad thing was that this guy was the leader of a faction; I pity the poor **** who join that faction.You have three chances to guess the reason for the post above.0 -
This threads one.
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LMFAO! That's almost as good as a 101 cleric (when I was in Reunited) asking how to manufacture Apo pots. I was like, are you being serious? They were. /facepalm b:shutup[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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mini! you reminded me of this conversation about a month ago
(about to spawn heads in big room)
ME:ok so everyone ready? cleric have chi for rb?
cleric:rb?
me:yeah red ball
cleric: ?
me: oh no... *gives official name of skill and description*
cleric: oh, i never got that skill. what's it for again?
me: /facepalm
seriously, she was a lvl 100+ cleric....*insert awesome siggy here*0 -
Anneliesse - Heavens Tear wrote: »mini! you reminded me of this conversation about a month ago
(about to spawn heads in big room)
ME:ok so everyone ready? cleric have chi for rb?
cleric:rb?
me:yeah red ball
cleric: ?
me: oh no... *gives official name of skill and description*
cleric: oh, i never got that skill. what's it for again?
me: /facepalm
seriously, she was a lvl 100+ cleric....
Even my cleric has that skill...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Dude, I've had that skill since right after my fb 59 ffs! fail! b:laugh[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Near OT playing on my seeker:
Him: By what means did you acquire the Eagle's Claw?
Me: AH
Him: So are you going to answer me or what?
Me: ...Auction House >.>
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Arocus - Archosaur wrote: »Near OT playing on my seeker:
Him: By what means did you acquire the Eagle's Claw?
Me: AH
Him: So are you going to answer me or what?
Me: ...Auction House >.>
/facepalm
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I agree, the last invasion was fun! And dude, that actually was YOUR fault by using an abbreviation that new people to the game might not know. b:lipcurl[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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MiniDusk - Heavens Tear wrote: »I agree, the last invasion was fun! And dude, that actually was YOUR fault by using an abbreviation that new people to the game might not know. b:lipcurl
I was gonna say that, but i said what i said instead
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First day of the expansion release, I'm waiting for a friend on the crossroads in South District and I get a whisper:
Player: wow, how did you level a Seeker to 91 in a couple of hours?
Me: I... I'm a blademaster. /facepalm
All cuz I wield dual swords for the most part. b:sad
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