What's the dumbest question you've seen since the expansion?

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  • Edyn - Dreamweaver
    Edyn - Dreamweaver Posts: 317 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Still a single veno here and when I logged in few hours after expansion this guy, who I didnt know, pm'd me asking if I wanted to use a make-overscroll.
    I said 'Huh? oO, who are you lol'
    He said he wanted to marry me cause I looked nice and cause of my lvl, only thing I needed according to him was to enlarge my bust..
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    Ty Silvychar b:thanks
  • SeaStorm - Heavens Tear
    SeaStorm - Heavens Tear Posts: 315 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    First day of the expansion release, I'm waiting for a friend on the crossroads in South District and I get a whisper:

    Player: wow, how did you level a Seeker to 91 in a couple of hours?
    Me: I... I'm a blademaster. /facepalm

    All cuz I wield dual swords for the most part. b:sad

    ROFL guess they hadn't figured out the new icons for class yet .... oh what a sad day...
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  • chaoticshelly
    chaoticshelly Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Well, there's not a big difference between the class icons to be honest, the fact the swords weren't on my back should have been a bigger hint. b:surrender
  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Did an FF this morning on my seeker. One of the squad members was asking about hypers. He was told to use tokens because it was cheaper that way. He responded: "I don't know how to use tokens." And yes, I do have a screenshot of it.
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Still a single veno here and when I logged in few hours after expansion this guy, who I didnt know, pm'd me asking if I wanted to use a make-overscroll.
    I said 'Huh? oO, who are you lol'
    He said he wanted to marry me cause I looked nice and cause of my lvl, only thing I needed according to him was to enlarge my bust..

    this just.... wow. *giggles*
    *insert awesome siggy here*
  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Still a single veno here and when I logged in few hours after expansion this guy, who I didnt know, pm'd me asking if I wanted to use a make-overscroll.
    I said 'Huh? oO, who are you lol'
    He said he wanted to marry me cause I looked nice and cause of my lvl, only thing I needed according to him was to enlarge my bust..

    I don't care who you are, that right there, WIN! That's even better than mine! b:thanks b:laugh b:laugh
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  • Momento - Heavens Tear
    Momento - Heavens Tear Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Why does god condemn those that dont believe in him?




    obviously kill the competition....duh... how stupid can you get?
  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    helping a friend on a bh there was a noob seeker that asked after I buffed when he could learn that skill.I told him he couldnt and he asked why.

    Me:'its only for barbies'
    seeker:'they have dolls here?'
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

    Retired for good.
  • Solara_craft - Heavens Tear
    Solara_craft - Heavens Tear Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "Can you power level me for free?"

    Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q

    Can you power level my Mystic? b:avoid

    jk ^^; lol.
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  • Jhalil - Heavens Tear
    Jhalil - Heavens Tear Posts: 865 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Only if you let me fondle Paul's manboobs.

    As another input to this topic, this isn't as much a stupid question as it is a hilarious moment. I was in an FF squad with people and a seeker friend casts her party buff which buffs attack level. There was this "noob" in the squad so I couldn't help but to say; "Look at your weapon, seekers have a skill that can make your weapon disappear in 30 minutes".

    The dude completely freaked out, starting swearing in the most colorful ways and even begged for me to "remove the timer". He even wouldn't believe me when I told him it's a buff and even when I showed him my own weapon with a timer on it because of the seeker buff. He really sincerely thought his weapon was going to disappear. I had them lulz b:pleased
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  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Was that me?
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    ☆Heavy Armor Venomancer since level 1☆
    Previously known as _Surreal_b:avoid

    Sig by me.

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  • Jhalil - Heavens Tear
    Jhalil - Heavens Tear Posts: 865 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Yes, you were drunk.
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    Still trying to move your cursor, eh?
  • Bale - Heavens Tear
    Bale - Heavens Tear Posts: 976 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    which would explain why your butt is sore and smells of WD-40 b:bye
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  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    First day of the expansion release, I'm waiting for a friend on the crossroads in South District and I get a whisper:

    Player: wow, how did you level a Seeker to 91 in a couple of hours?
    Me: I... I'm a blademaster. /facepalm

    All cuz I wield dual swords for the most part. b:sad
    That's what you get for using swords with a BM.
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    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Trickkster - Heavens Tear
    Trickkster - Heavens Tear Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dumbest thing ive ever seen in world chat since the Expansion: Was Abysm's name spelled Absym?


    ^Genius
  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dumbest thing ive ever seen in world chat since the Expansion: Was Abysm's name spelled Absym?


    ^Genius

    /facepalm
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  • Mystic-Night - Heavens Tear
    Mystic-Night - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,619 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    As someone is standing beside me (on my wizard):

    Are you the leader of Enrage?
  • Hellraisor - Heavens Tear
    Hellraisor - Heavens Tear Posts: 311 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Isn't Marin leader of Enrage anymore? b:shocked
  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Wait...I thought Clunker was!?b:shocked
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  • Forsakenx - Heavens Tear
    Forsakenx - Heavens Tear Posts: 420 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Who is Enrage?
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    Free Signatures pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=87021

    ≈ 338 signatures made, and counting b:thanks

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  • Bloyse - Heavens Tear
    Bloyse - Heavens Tear Posts: 289 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Who am I?
    ALSO KNOWN AS Bloysius Fliiiickingsly, Esquire

    ~Almost original Tao member & Former Tao Director ~
    ~ Former Enrage Executor ~

    Bloyse - 101 Wizard - Wizard of Fliiick

    >Official Mr. Grammar of HT< according to DarkFury
  • Ihnamere - Heavens Tear
    Ihnamere - Heavens Tear Posts: 92 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    He: Where can i learn skills?
    Me: At your skill teacher
    He: where is that?
    Me: omg....
    He: what?
    Me: nvm cya

    (note: Conversation held at begin town of earthguard @ the Teleporter...)

    /FACEPALM!
  • NuDe - Heavens Tear
    NuDe - Heavens Tear Posts: 532 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "is NuDeToo your char" ?
  • XXMid_niteXx - Heavens Tear
    XXMid_niteXx - Heavens Tear Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    -- came from like a lvl 5 char

    him: whats PK?
    me: google it
    him bout 2 minutes later: sounds easy! Im gonna own everyone on this server!
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    crappy school project promotion:
    http://sweb2.dmit.nait.ca/atikhomirova1/cruxshadows/
    Hmm... I has a cookie... and I ated it b:chuckle
    Retired
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "I forgot, but what does KS mean?"
  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Wait...I thought Clunker was!?b:shocked

    Wait! I thought I was the leader of Enrage! b:shocked
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  • Evict - Heavens Tear
    Evict - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,301 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "What's a BP?"
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    Dysk is my tasty chimichanga. <3
  • Exegesis - Heavens Tear
    Exegesis - Heavens Tear Posts: 721 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "What's a BP?"

    British Petroleum
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] OH really? What a surprise.
  • _MysticFate_ - Heavens Tear
    _MysticFate_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    British Petroleum

    Ha! Well done sir.
  • Retsuko - Heavens Tear
    Retsuko - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,016 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Who am I?

    You're a newb.
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    playing Faction Wars Again.