What's the dumbest question you've seen since the expansion?

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  • KanaBanana - Heavens Tear
    KanaBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Random earthguard: I need help!
    Me: Sure, what can I do for you?
    Random: /sends invite Can you powerlvl me?
    I'm a 76 sin.



    Question seen on the assassin forum:

    how do u beat a mystic >.<

    Me: /FACEPALMFACEPALMFACEPALMFACEPALMFACEPALMFACEPALMFACEPALMFACEPALM
  • Hellraisor - Heavens Tear
    Hellraisor - Heavens Tear Posts: 311 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Even my merching toons got asked to powerlvl people cuz they wear daggers.
    But when I offer powerleveling on my veno they refuse :(
  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hellraisor - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Even my merching toons got asked to powerlvl people cuz they wear daggers.
    But when I offer powerleveling on my veno they refuse :(

    Wow.... *shakes head*

    Ok here's a new one. It's not a question but it works I guess. ~removed~ posting a screenie on the forums showing that he's dual logging. b:laugh
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    *giggles* ninja mod ftw
    *insert awesome siggy here*
  • Jhalil - Heavens Tear
    Jhalil - Heavens Tear Posts: 865 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    It involves someone that thinks he's japanese. Take a random obese white boy's name, add some Japenese suffix behind it and you've pretty much solved who it might be b:avoid
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  • Hellraisor - Heavens Tear
    Hellraisor - Heavens Tear Posts: 311 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Is it him?
    Without the intelligence of course.
  • Zebomb - Heavens Tear
    Zebomb - Heavens Tear Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    ok so i was on my noob lvl 7 seeker and this lvl 10 mystic comes up to me after seeing powerlvling and ff on wc

    mystic: hey wat's powerlvling?
    me: go google it
    -3 mins later-
    mystic: wat's ff
    -facedesk-
    me:go google it
    -4 mins later-
    mystic: can u powerlvl me in ff?
    me: dude i'm lvl 7....

    ..... i don't know wat else to say.....b:surrender
  • Kastielle - Heavens Tear
    Kastielle - Heavens Tear Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    My fav...

    If I die in pk, can my Guardian Scrolls drop?

    /facepalm
  • ZTachi - Heavens Tear
    ZTachi - Heavens Tear Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    "can i get res?" From a random person, guess he/she thought seekers had a res skill as well.. then I replied back "I'm no mystic! b:sad"
  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Oh SURE! I see what happens when I'm without internet for nearly a week! I get up, eat my Bran muffin, see that my post has been edited by the Don of the mods (Kritty), and then find out that the person mentioned is actually white who likes to put San at the end of his name! b:infuriated
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  • Thehate - Heavens Tear
    Thehate - Heavens Tear Posts: 250 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Kastielle - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    My fav...

    If I die in pk, can my Guardian Scrolls drop?

    /facepalm

    There was earlier a claim that IF GS is selected as a drop in pk, it can cause other items to drop too, it didn't seem to be refuted, though it might have just been a temporary glitch. (this was years ago)
  • Kynaline - Heavens Tear
    Kynaline - Heavens Tear Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    best one ive seen is "how do i become a seeker?" b:surrender
  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Kynaline - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    best one ive seen is "how do i become a seeker?" b:surrender
    Seriously?! They really should stop stupid people from breeding. b:beatup
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    but mini if they did that who would run the government?
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1052691
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    but mini if they did that who would run the government?
    Hmmm good point Duck. You make me giggle. b:chuckle
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1052691
    Ah yes that. Person in this discussion was actually posting what he did before that rule though. Notice when that thread was posted - yesterday. :P
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I know that. My point is there is no purpose in clinging to that topic.
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    b:beatup I wasn't clinging to that topic. If you read my whole post, you'll see that I was w/o internet for almost a week and was responding when I was able to. Also, if you read even further on the last two pages, you'd see that we had moved on with the topic of this thread - stupid questions or other bits of interesting facepalming experiences. b:mischievous

    Edit: This thread should be stickied due to lots of laughs and people keep posting in it. I'm just saying... :D
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Rest assured that I do read most things* before I post.



    *Unless I decide to join a topic that's already 10+ pages long, in which case I probably did not read everything.
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You should read all of this one. Some posts made me more than giggle. b:chuckle
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    do you need some alone time mini?
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    do you need some alone time mini?

    I did earlier, but I'm over it now because I have control. b:avoid *giggles* perv
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You opened the door,i just walked through
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • Woxai - Heavens Tear
    Woxai - Heavens Tear Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    This happened to me when I was teaching my younger brother to play his little psy.

    *He just made his char, spawns, run around for a while before taking the fist q*

    *A random lvl 1 archer pops up, asks to dual him*

    Bro: No.
    Archer: *sends request again*
    Bro: No.
    Me: Ignore her....
    *ten minutes passes by, archer still around*
    Archer: How do I learn skills?
    Me: Tell her to get her ugly *** back to her city to start with.
    Bro: *obeys me*
    Archer: What?
    Me: Get your *** back to City of the Plume, you're in the wrong damn city.
    Archer: Whaaaat??
    Bro: *facepalm*
    Me: *facedesk*

    I mean seriously, I made a dent on the wall in pure frustration over her total lack of intel..
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I dont know which made me laugh more,your comments or your brother following your orders.b:laugh
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    lol What Duck said. I should so get this stickied cause this gets funnier and funnier. Please even? b:beg My question is, how is the world did that archer end up in the tideborn area?! b:puzzled
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I dunno when i first started this i made a wiz and ran it to plume cause my mother played at the time and she wanted to lvl together.That may have been one of the more nerve racking times trying to avoid all those mobs.
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    We should do a server event where people register to make a lvl 1 dirt baby (earthguard) and try to run it from the starter city to Arch. First one there gets something cool. Of course they would have to be male so they'd be carrying a female toon who can watch and make sure they don't use any teles. Whatcha think Duck? b:cute
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  • Mayatheia - Heavens Tear
    Mayatheia - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,033 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    enrage had a faction event like that with pandas b:chuckle
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    U just want me to carry you lol.
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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