funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • Noxey - Sanctuary
    Noxey - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Oh, and if I can see a sin in stealth, it's like they are asking me to stab them, I can't help it. It's like putting catnip in front of a kitty and tellin them to sit. It's total instinct in me to chase when I see them like that.
  • LifeHunting - Lost City
    LifeHunting - Lost City Posts: 1,105 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Noxey - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Oh, and if I can see a sin in stealth, it's like they are asking me to stab them, I can't help it. It's like putting catnip in front of a kitty and tellin them to sit. It's total instinct in me to chase when I see them like that.

    Note to self: If lvl'ing a sin on Sanc, make sure he is lvl 90+ before making him PK mode so he doesn't get killed by the kitties.
  • Noxey - Sanctuary
    Noxey - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Oh nah I dun rpk on sanc. I rpk on Harshlands <3
  • CuteButEvil - Harshlands
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "I'm attracted to pink/red names" Says the cleric who tempested me 1 hour red b:chuckle
    b:victory
  • LifeHunting - Lost City
    LifeHunting - Lost City Posts: 1,105 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Noxey - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Oh nah I dun rpk on sanc. I rpk on Harshlands <3
    Oh? Good thing my only alt on there is a lvl 5 barb >.>
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands wrote: »
    "I'm attracted to pink/red names" Says the cleric who tempested me 1 hour red b:chuckle

    Lovely cleri xD
  • Noxey - Sanctuary
    Noxey - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Shhh Cute you probably liked it. And that wasn't my cleric was it o.O?? I dun think I've ever had to pk you...like you asking me I mean, cus wouldn't have done it otherwise lol
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    This happened today, I was fighting a level 90+ charmed Assassin at level 87 (uncharmed) and when I killed him he kept saying I only won because I stunned him and because I ran and blah blah blah, even though he sat there and Demon Sparked me 5 times, used force stealth a lot, and sat there and stunned me a few times... :D
  • _Spot_ - Lost City
    _Spot_ - Lost City Posts: 318 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    On my wizard on archoussaur server....

    There was a lvl 90 archer pwing all low white lvls near OT, someone whiper me that i went there...

    I come sandstorm bang one shoot him.....

    She: QQQQQQQQ come again...

    Me: ok

    She: let me get chi..

    She gor her chi goes out of SZ triple spark, ofc i holly patch far from her range, then seal her bang one shot...

    She: NOOOOOB you run, wt a noobs u are..........


    Another archer in west arch.....
    multiple 1 vs 1 6 one shoots...

    Excuses like mann wrong skill, LAAAAAGGG, But the gold one was damm i was on the phone...
    Me: what, right on the phone QQQ

    Him : YES, I WAS, I WORK ON CALL CENTER AND I WAS TALKING TO AN ANGRY COSTUMER.b:laugh

    I rember another one,

    Veno on west arch gets 8k with Mountain seize on air...

    She: i was wearing my light set...

    Me: ok next time ill shade out info you and whisper you to change to heavy QQQQQQ
    lolz
  • Noxey - Sanctuary
    Noxey - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Boojangles - Lost City wrote: »
    I killed some one because his shoes didnt match the rest of his outfit....
    killed someone because the ran pased me too close and stepped on my shoes....
    Set an auto path ina straight line from 1k to Dream and killed everyone in attack range for "being in the way....."
    but the best had to be that BOE veno i killed because she was collecting pets, and i was protecting the forest.


    Oh and killed some one for loitering a while back

    You are officially my new best friend. I love your excuses, and plan on stealing them. And totally about to do the auto path thing. That veno one is my fave though. Too bad you arent on my server, I'd kidnap you to go pk with me <3
  • NiaJade - Harshlands
    NiaJade - Harshlands Posts: 303 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Noxey - Sanctuary wrote: »
    You are officially my new best friend. I love your excuses, and plan on stealing them. And totally about to do the auto path thing. That veno one is my fave though. Too bad you arent on my server, I'd kidnap you to go pk with me <3

    I once really had a bad day.

    Decided to use telestones to bounce around and pk whom ever was in the area. I was like level 65 or 70.

    So I'd close my eyes after I hit the telestone so it was pretty random where I ended up and I would kill 5 and move on. I kinda felt sorry for the ones I did rpk, and ended up randomly back in same area to pk them.. again.

    Anywho.... killed about 100, logged off.

    felt much better the next day.

    So when I pked them and they asked why - I just said 'In a BAD MOOD'....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Ahkhu - Harshlands
    Ahkhu - Harshlands Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    i want your gear or weapon...
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I was in cube, in the room with the second boss that does AOE and a TON of HP.

    My Cub was attacking the boss, and keeping the AOE down. A Psy comes in and starts AOE attacking the boss, and kills my pet. I revive pet, send it out again, and she kills him again.

    So I leave pet away, and go to the corner and let her solo it.

    She whispers me calling me a nub.

    I sent my pet out again, but halfway out, I redirect it towards her and stun her with lucky scarb. pet hits her with Flesh ream. Right as her stun wears off, I hit her with pounce, stunning her again. I double spark and Ironwood her. Pet bashes her to death.

    She starts flaming me via whisper... I simply say back to her, "nub" and go to the next room. b:laugh
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • blooddragon667
    blooddragon667 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    This one goes for clerics =O So, someone is just minding their business killing mobs, You run over there, buff them and then proceed to kill them xD When they PM u saying: "Why did u kill me?" reply with "I wanted to see how much damage i did on you when ur buffed" xD

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