funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • _Whisper_ - Raging Tide
    _Whisper_ - Raging Tide Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Funniest excuse to date when im going against a Psychic my level

    "Lmao you noob, you didnt even one shot me"
    "says the fail psychic that just got rolled, mmmk chica QQmore"
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  • Xtasy - Raging Tide
    Xtasy - Raging Tide Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    i didnt kill youb:shocked *points at blue name* get him >:D
  • Jittery - Lost City
    Jittery - Lost City Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary wrote: »
    ._. lol bramble is usually quite useless in pk. Everyone (who isn't an idiot) stuns and just waits it out... even if a nix is nibbling at their hp, they're not stupid enough to go and kill themselves... especially not on bramble hood xD

    I let a lvl 80+ archer and cleric kill me 10 times. Why? Because I had safety lock on, leaving them wondering why I didn't drop anything xD. Then comes a lvl 90+ load of Regis and a few Legs. Totally killed the archer and cleric (I was already dead and lol'ing) xD. Nobody drops anything in pk anymore ._. guess they've figured out safety lock works. How the heck is a veno stupid enough to be carrying around a shaodu cub egg =_="?! 0_0"

    Lamest one I've heard from a level 55 bm: I just wanted to get a red name, you didn't have to nova me =_=

    ummmmmmmm bramble hood DOSENT work in pvp. N00Blet.

    best excuse ive heard isnt really good, i hear it too much
    > "I lagged" or something of that nature

    my excuses are normaly something like this, 'OMG MY NIX IS ATTRACTED TO YOU" or "HEY YOUR INVADING MY PRIVATE SPACE"b:chuckle
  • Dractonis - Lost City
    Dractonis - Lost City Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "why u kill me i was afk"

    "You were AFK and running at the same time? O_O"

    After the BM was shot in the back as he was running away b:thanks
  • Aliella - Harshlands
    Aliella - Harshlands Posts: 191 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    my friends were helping me with a really long quest once and some noob bm pker around lvl 45 decided it would be fun to pk me when i was lvl 44 b:chuckle my squad was all 60+ and they pked him 5v1 he went down fast and they thought it would be fun to camp him, he wouldn't come out of safe zone, so we decided to go finish my quest b:laugh it was a good day
  • Adroit - Lost City
    Adroit - Lost City Posts: 4,628 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "OMG URRR DMGZ SUXXZZZ!! U FAILZZ" after getting one shot for 5 digits
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  • Kalee - Lost City
    Kalee - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "Aww, u looked at me funny" b:laugh

    "It was just self-defense, u cant blame me for that" b:surrender

    "Lol, u still failed pking me but at least u tryed" b:chuckle

    These r some i would normally use, or am thinking of using.
  • Boojangles - Lost City
    Boojangles - Lost City Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I killed some one because his shoes didnt match the rest of his outfit....
    killed someone because the ran pased me too close and stepped on my shoes....
    Set an auto path ina straight line from 1k to Dream and killed everyone in attack range for "being in the way....."
    but the best had to be that BOE veno i killed because she was collecting pets, and i was protecting the forest.


    Oh and killed some one for loitering a while back
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  • Rubycc - Heavens Tear
    Rubycc - Heavens Tear Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    it was a duel but i killed an archer 20 levels higher then me and he blamed it on me turning invisible (tho if i did turn invisible he was high enough to still see me) i teleported to him when he tried running away... is what he considered invisible
  • MoonySin_ - Heavens Tear
    MoonySin_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    <meeplk Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • Obly - Dreamweaver
    Obly - Dreamweaver Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Best Excuse i;ve heard so far...:

    PK mode 1v1 (PVE server soz)

    Me: GF

    Him: You Cheated!!

    Me: how?

    Him: You used your Genie!

    Me: Lolz....right....*Flies away*
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  • ArrowOHeaven - Lost City
    ArrowOHeaven - Lost City Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    necro o.O
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    DIE! I SAID DIE!
  • Raequel - Dreamweaver
    Raequel - Dreamweaver Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    One was "I was just trying to check out your gears and I accidentally clicked twice" >_>

    And one from my cleric (wasn't me that was killed, but the guy carrying me)
    "I needed you for chi and didn't feel like waiting" b:chuckle
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  • Moog - Lost City
    Moog - Lost City Posts: 633 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Raequel - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    One was "I was just trying to check out your gears and I accidentally clicked twice" >_>

    And one from my cleric (wasn't me that was killed, but the guy carrying me)
    "I needed you for chi and didn't feel like waiting" b:chuckle

    I've done the first one on my archer. Well the thing is that my mouse is kind of screwed up and it left clicks twice when I only press the button once.

    So I tried to check out this guys gear and of course my mouse clicked twice and I ended up normal shotting him to death. It was kinda bad cause he was in an allied guild at the time lawl.
  • One - Dreamweaver
    One - Dreamweaver Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    awesome ****:

    A veno in pk holy paths and runs away when they know your about to kill them, after they just snuck up behind you, and then calls U a noob? :o
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  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Raequel - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    One was "I was just trying to check out your gears and I accidentally clicked twice"

    To be fair, i've done that once or twice.b:surrender
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • ArchSaber - Sanctuary
    ArchSaber - Sanctuary Posts: 1,440 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    "I lagged"
    AP classes are a real butt pounding...
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    ArchSaber - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "I lagged"

    Although this is probably the most common excuse out there. It does happen as common as it's used. It does happen to me if I'm on the desktop, so I avoid PK there.

    I was flying in PK mode before (I happened to have been looking away from the game) and my friend with his sin (alt) came and killed me..right before his last shot, I open the PWi tab and see that I was falling dead..of course I say I wasn't looking at the game and he doesn't believe me and says 'Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure'..b:surrender

    I don't blame people for thinking that some of the reasons used to justify their deaths or getting killed are actually excuses because it's too common and mostly not true..but that's just annoying when you're actually telling the truth and then no one believes you.. QQ
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  • Noob - Raging Tide
    Noob - Raging Tide Posts: 771 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Dude ur lucky i wasnt in stealth

    n another 1 is from some lvl 60 sin who called me a hacker since i could see him o.o
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  • Aniella - Harshlands
    Aniella - Harshlands Posts: 729 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    BEST THING u can say 2 some1 that get pissed or talk shiit xD

    - just say TROLOLOLOL and BL em <.<
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    QQ If i did Crazy stone at 3x AND not 6x, i had been lvl 105 now!
    Didnt know about Bh/CrazyStone before lvl 6x LOL
  • Zilena - Harshlands
    Zilena - Harshlands Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Usually when I do kill people I set my autoreply message to: QQmore.
    But if they don't whisper me and ask me "Why?" in public chat...
    I get myself a cute set of piggie smilies and do the Begging Pig face next to the **** smiley.
    They usually just think i'm a nutcase afterwards soo yeah.
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  • XxArchmagexX - Dreamweaver
    XxArchmagexX - Dreamweaver Posts: 165 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Most stupid one is when u stunlock someone and they say.

    I had someone else as target >.<

    Oh plz if u get stunlocked does it even matters?
  • Aniella - Harshlands
    Aniella - Harshlands Posts: 729 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    XD Well even if i kill or be killed i don't realy care, cuz lawl. This is a game, whats point be pissed. May that player is 6 -10 yeas old XD <.< LOl
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    QQ If i did Crazy stone at 3x AND not 6x, i had been lvl 105 now!
    Didnt know about Bh/CrazyStone before lvl 6x LOL
  • Aesh_ - Raging Tide
    Aesh_ - Raging Tide Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ok might've not been actual PK (duel) but still funny as hell.

    So after fighting this 95+ sage BM... i won barely

    He says... "lol u had to mutch chi"

    cmmon as a SAGE b:chuckle
  • HeartandSoul - Heavens Tear
    HeartandSoul - Heavens Tear Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    In a duel with a lvl 92 cleric , me at the time lvl 66... cleric "I forgot to IH thats no fair" duel number 2 "I havnt played in a while" duel number 3 " I HATE sins" lmaob:chuckle
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  • CuteButEvil - Harshlands
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "I forgot you weren't in squad when I aoe'd" b:shocked
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  • DoggyStylin - Sanctuary
    DoggyStylin - Sanctuary Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Me killing a veno in cube while on my sin.

    When asked why, I reply, "Cause you weren't brambled." b:chuckle
  • EndlessSoul - Harshlands
    EndlessSoul - Harshlands Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "not my fault you were cloaked following me when i aoe'd..the fact i could see you anyways means nothing"
  • Everend - Raging Tide
    Everend - Raging Tide Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    On my 70 barb SirChad, i killed a 96 cleric then a 93 sin later in pk.

    Cleric: WTF I didn't see you coming that's not fair.

    Me: holy path<3

    Cleric: ****** nub, holy path is for b!tches.


    & The sin later

    Me: Hahah killed by a lvl 70</3

    Sin: I forgot to spark noob i'll brb.
    (Never came back) v.v

    I'd say names, but for their sake...I'd rather not lol
  • Noxey - Sanctuary
    Noxey - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I got a few I use...

    'Sorry, bad day, killing makes me happy.' <--true

    'You buffed my boyfriend and not me >>' <--true

    'Oops, totally had protects off, my bad' <--not always true

    'I want hours, and you are too easy' <--true

    'You looked at me funny. You shouldn't have looked at me funny'

    'I just got a new skill and wanted to see how well it killed nubs. ty for the demonstration :D'

    Oh and I love some of the responses I get:

    'You h00ker. you ugly. why he want you?' <--'Sorry you are not attracted to my pixels, I agree I look better in rl'

    'Thank you, I needed a free tele' <--'np anytime, come back and Ill do it again :D'

    My fave so far was when I was killing mobs, red named ofc, and a cleric was ghostin my minimap. All of a sudden he's like 'Toxic...' I'm like 'o.O' He's like 'so...I need to get to town and you are already red...do you mind killin me?' *One shots* 'Thanks...' 'np' ROFL

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