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  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When I was 80, I left RQ and joined BLT.

    I was PvPing, but I couldn't understand Zechs for the life of me.

    I've never looked at asians the same way since.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Amour - Lost City wrote: »
    Conqueror always had the best mages.

    One time, in the swamps, I killed Macros (90+ sage Robe) 1v1 (Amour was 79 LA). He proceeded to come out and sleep/tempest me, I screamed chi pot vs 7x, LOLNOOB.

    Needless to say it wasn't a chi pot... I realized that after watching the video I took.

    i can confirm this

    As an up-and-coming PWI'er, I would run into Miss_Tika daily.

    Since she was in Conqueror, and I was in RageQuit, we would end up fighting (or rather me running away because she was 20 levels higher)

    Seemingly impressed by my running tactics, she proceeded to hit on me. When I asked her "aren't you married?" she replied "....lol"

    A week later, TahDingPong was divorced, and was a +5 HH90 set poorer.
  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Sorbik was always asian at heart.

    He was 64 when I was 79, so I never really believed it.

    Until he beat me to 90.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When RQ started doing well, and starting raking in TW salaries, Column decided to hand out mijis and mirages to promote levelling.

    He decided that before that, he would test it out on me.

    To this date, I have 400 mirages in my bank.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I once wrote a long post glorfying RageQuit.

    Because of this, many fans pmed me daily and updated me on their progress to join RageQuit.

    One girl who, ever since level 20, wanted to join RageQuit added me on her friends list.

    A month later, when she hit 80, I finally invited her. Minutes into her membership, she entered a ventrilo conversation where DestroyTokyo was talking about how choking can improve sexual satisfaction.

    She then pmed me "Sorry I think I have the wrong guild" and quit moments after.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Contrary to popular belief, RageQuit members did indeed rage a fair amount.

    However, we knew how to hide it.

    The secret was having an outlet to project our insecurities, shortcomings, and blind rage.

    For us, it was the real life picture thread.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    RageQuit had a safelist, but our own members were not a part of it.

    Because of this, unliked members like StarcraftEmo were pked over and over by others like DestroyTokyo and forced to quit.

    However, one day Amour and LaTrappe harassed cbastor to no end.

    No one paid attention until I wandered into a vent channel where I heard him sobbing.

    And that's how RQ finally safelisted itself.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Because RQ was a RPK faction, we would often end up PKing each others alts in the swamps and whatnot.

    Since I was the director, I would constantly tell those to be reasonable and to stop PKing alts once they were proven to be RQ alts.

    Whenever this problem happened to me, I would casually ignore it and keep on PKing.

    My excuse was "Sorry, had guild chat only on"
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    For two weeks straight, I would use guild ultimate substances to farm mats for the guild on a 9x veno.

    Column noticed this, and proceeded to rant in guild chat "wow, sorbik is a machine. you people should be more like him" and then proceeded to promote me to director.

    I never stepped into HH again.



    done for now, tune in tomorrow for more PWI gossip

    to those that I was talking to in PMs, you are allowed to carry on while i am gone ;3
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Fine, just one more to bring it to an even 40 posts.

    Before anyone knew him, I recruited SkullCrusher to RageQuit.

    Upon immersion to our subculture, he asked me how to fit in.

    After giving him a little personal advice, and with the help of RageQuit, SkullCrusher as we know it was born.
  • XxKarleyxx - Lost City
    XxKarleyxx - Lost City Posts: 160 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Thank you very much for the laugh ;)
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    sorbik wrote: »
    After giving him a little personal advice, and with the help of RageQuit, SkullCrusher as we know it was born.

    At least we now know who to blame! TY ;)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Pandora was a well-known advocate of the post-90 Light Amour mage build. Look at his wizard guide in the mage forums.

    Then came a day when SG1OWNS was scrapping with Conqueror at plain of fairwells.

    Pandora went to help them out, but soon gave up and let SG1OWNs get rolled.

    All he said was "They brought Elayne"
  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Everything in this thread is true.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Coraline - Lost City wrote: »
    Everything in this thread is true.

    That wasn't sarcastic -_- I remember all of this except for the picture of Kristoph...which i want to see...and I want to talk to Sinnerz again...he was nice
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    sorbik wrote: »
    Pandora was a well-known advocate of the post-90 Light Amour mage build. Look at his wizard guide in the mage forums.

    Then came a day when SG1OWNS was scrapping with Conqueror at plain of fairwells.

    Pandora went to help them out, but soon gave up and let SG1OWNs get rolled.

    All he said was "They brought Elayne"

    Lol, that was funny, he kept raging at us for not coming out to PK and the Column was like "It's not worth it" TENSION
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    The day I got accepted into University, I was ecstatic.

    I promptly logged onto vent and shared my story.

    It was thoroughly ignored -- nobody interrupts DestroyTokyo's storytime.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    RageQuit would often criticize Conqueror for being PvE carebears, and sucking at PvP.

    Conqueror would retalliate by saying the opposite.

    We would always deny it.

    But the first time we did fb99, we wiped 5 times before asking Chaotiic for help.

    (We very much appreciate his discretion for helping us with belial countless times as well)
  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    sorbik wrote: »
    The day I got accepted into University, I was ecstatic.

    I promptly logged onto vent and shared my story.

    It was thoroughly ignored -- nobody interrupts DestroyTokyo's storytime.

    Lies, I said something you jerk.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Because of RQ nature, we never took each other seriously.

    That's why I still invited Severan to AOE with me, even though he wrote terrible guides on how to be a WR.

    To my surprise, he showed up at wolves with dual swords.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Because of his enthusiasm and in-game skill, I promoted Kristoph to an executor.

    Part of the deal, was that he would be allowed to lead PK scrimmages via ventrilo.

    Shortly after, he denied the position.

    It was because he sounded 12 years old through mics.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When Maiya got bored of carebearing it up, she joined RageQuit for a weeks TW.

    Because she was still the leader of Nagare, she was forced to quit and go back.

    To this day, she regrets that choice.
  • Column - Lost City
    Column - Lost City Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Wow i have never read so much in my life...


    That was hilarious minus the part where you said i was in the Army......

    Only in the Marines :)

    Love it Sorbik, keeping it real....GAME OVER b:bye
  • Column - Lost City
    Column - Lost City Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Oh and once Column married a girl who consistently did foul things over ventrilo and found out that the picture she actually posted on the forums was her friend and there wasn't enough room on her camera to post her own picture....my bad b:shutup
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Column - Lost City wrote: »
    Oh and once Column married a girl who consistently did foul things over ventrilo and found out that the picture she actually posted on the forums was her friend and there wasn't enough room on her camera to post her own picture....my bad b:shutup

    i was still relatively new to RQ when this happened

    I tried to test the water by poking fun of Column (director, at the time)

    needless to say, I was temporarily guildless shortly after
  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Column - Lost City wrote: »
    Oh and once Column married a girl who consistently did foul things over ventrilo and found out that the picture she actually posted on the forums was her friend and there wasn't enough room on her camera to post her own picture....my bad b:shutup

    Well, you just shat all over this thread.
    Thanks Column, I'm out.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Column - Lost City
    Column - Lost City Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Most recent favorite comment

    cbastor: dude your pure trash and i hope you die and your kids get taken away...b:chuckle

    Glad i still have that impact on people.
  • Maiya - Lost City
    Maiya - Lost City Posts: 2,686 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    sorbik wrote: »
    When Maiya got bored of carebearing it up, she joined RageQuit for a weeks TW.

    Because she was still the leader of Nagare, she was forced to quit and go back.

    To this day, she regrets that choice.

    Aw, this one is only slightly correct. D: Envy had asked me to come, so I decided on a week since it was finals, and a good time to study and be away from leader position. I do miss vent though.

    *sigh*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Column - Lost City
    Column - Lost City Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    For some reason cbastord used to admire me like a fat mans piece of chocolate, and all of the sudden hes irate with me. Must be rumors of a bad divorce... b:laugh
  • Column - Lost City
    Column - Lost City Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Fine, fine Coraline still has maintained the status as the best sammich makin refugee woman on the map to please me indefinitely b:victory
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