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sorbik
sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Twilight Temple (West)
This isn't the first thread inspired by a TL classic.
More specifically, credit to this idea goes to Rekrul (Dan Schrieber), and +1 to anyone who knows who that is.

Anyways, let's begin.


When pandora was still leading ragequit, i found him stealing from guild money.

He offered me 5 mil to keep quiet.

Shh, don't tell.
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  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    A long time ago, me and amour had a contest to see who could pretend to be **** the longest.

    Needless to say, he ran circles around me.

    I think i got hustled.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Once, after losing to a duel to Amour, Deadbone (as director) ragekicked 10 90+s from RageQuit the day before a TW.

    After this day, Deadbone quietly kept his solitude in his "angry german" channel in ventrilo.

    Thanks to Amour, I had the opportunity to be the RageQuit director for a while.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    During maintenance, RQ would usually play a game to pass the time.

    In one certain game, my lag would render me invulnerable, and impossible to kill.

    To this date, I am the only one to be collectively hated by ALL of RageQuit at any given time.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Towards the end of my career, I was known for being notoriously unsympathetic to those who quit RQ because of levelling being impossible due to the huge KoS list.

    Little do they know, I, along with Amour, temporarily quit RageQuit at level 88 and joined Nagare to level to 89.

    We used the cover that "we didn't like what pandora was doing"

    Bullet dodged.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    During the first wave of oracles, I caught Deumos waiting in line instead of pking them and stealing the boss.

    I proceeded to tempest the line, and then to my surprise, Deumos pmed me "thanks for ruining a good thing"

    He paid me 500k to keep my mouth shut about this ordeal.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Late at night in a Best Buy parking lot, DestroyTokyo and two of his african american friends got into a all-out fistfight.

    Shortly thereafter, he logged onto ventrilo to explain to us his undisputable victory.

    To this day, nobody knows if DT actually fought, or if he ran away and hid behind his buddies.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When Amour joined RageQuit, he was below the level cap.

    Niwa made an exception solely because of his sexual orientation.

    Before she quit, Niwa made exceptions for many others, such as POOPLOL and me.

    Sadly, none of them would have nearly the impact that Amour did.
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    You can't edit the original post O.o


    And Sorbik really? Lol...you bored b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Column keeps everything on his skill bar, from mounts, to guardian angels... but he doesn't keep heals.

    In HH, instead of healing he drops pots for his members.

    Because of this, Column will always be the biggest metal mage of all time.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    RedsRose - Lost City wrote: »
    You can't edit the original post O.o


    And Sorbik really? Lol...you bored b:chuckle

    I am honouring rekrul's posting template

    I once made a bet with ASH (after i quit) that SG1OWNs would take a RageQuit land.

    At the time, I was doing this as a favour to him, as I didn't think this to be remotely possible.

    The next day, I had effectively doubled my account's worth.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    A year ago, all the males in Ragequit with female accounts made a bet to see who could get Tamahome to marry them.

    After months of non-success, we deemed it a tie.

    It was the only foolish bet that died unresolved.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    One time, when RQ was sharing pictures of each other on vent, I showed mine.

    Sinnerz, who was most certainly under the influence of drugs, misinterpreted my picture and mistakenly thought I was bosnian.

    To this day, that interpretation has stuck.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When a certain member of RageQuit was new, I warned her not to post her picture because she had a tiny mole.

    Knowing RageQuit behaviour, I knew it would end up in massive trolling.

    However, she decided to ignore my advice and post it anyways.

    Now, every six months, Kitten quotes that picture and captions it with MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Following a chain of sheer luck, DestroyTokyo accumulated a grand total of 5 HH runs in one week.

    MissMisery, feeling brave, challenged DT to run an HH with her.

    From that day onward, DT never ran a HH again.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    In the early days, some CQ members like Chaotiic, Midnight, and Mezzy would hang out in RQ vent because, according to them, CQ vent was littered with boring conversations such as asking whether or not red ball or cleric dps downs a boss faster.

    Determined to investigate the validity of this statement, I logged onto the CQ vent.

    I was immediately banned for being "RQ Scum"
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    One day, Column got too drunk and accidently divulged a story about him doing terrible things to a homeless person.

    This story was enough for anyone to look at our leader and re-evaluate.

    Sadly, because RQ had been conditioned by DestroyTokyo's daily stories, it was passed off.

    Nobody offered a second look.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    The server always praised RageQuit for being organized and efficient.

    We proudly repped that title.

    But, I always did my GV runs with Riot.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Once, when RQ was losing TW against GuardianZ, a werebeast named john_henry meditated by our crystal because he had no pots or charms.

    Pandora, consumed by rage, proceeded to kick him, and scream in vent.

    The magnitude of rage was so severe, that vent was under dead silence for the next 5 minutes.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When we were getting bored of PWI, more and more RQ decided to play our "maintenance game" more often

    Column and Deadbone, observing the lack of activity, decided to ban those from vent who were not playing PWI.

    That day marked the starting of RQ's demise.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    (sorry, this one is old but not everyone has heard it)

    A long time ago, me, platypuss, torinchibi, unconquered, and yuriko were attempting the pdef immune boss in fb99.

    After wiping 5 times, i said "brb -- calling amour"

    he crushed it on the first try.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I was also known for the belief that all clerics should be pure vit only, without exception.

    Even pandora kicked a few full attack clerics from the guild.

    Little do people know, between levels 80-90 I was pure int.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When I was level 80, YourMom was level 88.

    I made a bet with him to see who could hit 90 first.

    At level 89, after seeing I could win, I intentionally let him level first, just so that I wouldn't look like a nerd.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    RQ always had a knack for choosing the best games to play during maintenance.

    However, sometimes this backfired, and people would quit PWI in favour of playing the new game full-time.

    Farewell, NobelOne.
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Once, when we were sharing pictures, we finally got Kristoph to post one.

    When Amour saw this, he proceeded to say "kristoph you sexy russian"

    That was the only pic we ever saw.
  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    One day, Amour and LaTrappe had become husband and wife.

    This proceeded to become the most controversial wedding to date.

    Sorbik never got over it.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I once heard a story about a man who retired from the Army, only to go home and be forced to listen to girls whine all day on an online forum.

    In order to cope, the man resorted to heavy drinking.

    At the time, I didn't realize that man was Column.
  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Doing Godless Valley back in the day was very difficult.

    After many failed attempts with RageQuit being wiped repeatedly on wave 3 we gave up, frustrated.

    The first week I joined Conqueror I passed wave 10 no deaths.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sorbik
    sorbik Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    As a past-time, I would regularily troll deadbone.

    In one argument, I was explaining to him why Light Amour is better for a cleric.

    Halfway in, Isowen joined me. Together, using superfluous logic, we pushed deadbone into a corner of rage.

    At level 90, I was arcane, and Isowen was light armour. I don't think he understood what I was doing.
  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Conqueror always had the best mages.

    One time, in the swamps, I killed Macros (90+ sage Robe) 1v1 (Amour was 79 LA). He proceeded to come out and sleep/tempest me, I screamed chi pot vs 7x, LOLNOOB.

    Needless to say it wasn't a chi pot... I realized that after watching the video I took.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Amour - Lost City
    Amour - Lost City Posts: 1,825 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    LaTrappe and I have leveled together since 8x.

    Me being LA and him being pure int, I always had more HP. At 90, he decided to restat.

    I've never had more HP than him since that day.
    "Amour is better suited to rainbow text, because he is a classy lady." - Nakhimov
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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