funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    Doesnt work at all. period.

    Kniraven! ZMOG me stone barrier kills assassins~
    thats right~ no assassin should attack me while me shoot them down. b:chuckle
    /sarcasm
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    Kniraven! ZMOG me stone barrier kills assassins~
    thats right~ no assassin should attack me while me shoot them down. b:chuckle
    /sarcasm

    It took me a second to get that xD LOL
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    b:avoid
    yesh....
    don't you know it increases me physical defense by 100% and reflect 100% melee damage.
    b:quiet
    b:chuckle
    *cough*
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Manostra - Harshlands
    Manostra - Harshlands Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Usually nobody make an excuse after Pking but sometimes funny things might happen.

    One Time i got killed by an 60x Barbarian who whisperd me after the kill

    "Sorry but i wanted to test out my new weapon. Its awesome dont you agree ?"

    I couldn't help but feel sympathy for him. I even resisted to tell him that i died by the Archer Mob that sticked on me as he attacked b:embarrass (i had even died without a mob on my **** but it was just too funny)

    Another Time i was Questing with a Mate and we found a light Red Blademaster and killed him. He called me some words i would get banned for using them here and came back with a Barbarian friend. However while the Barb was a real nasty oponent we managed to kill the Blademaster 4 more Times and got some color pigments, a fashion pice and his pants.

    All of Sudden he whispers me again and accuse me that im a ***** teaming up and i can't fight my fights allone and unfair bla bla bla

    I just wrote back
    "Congratulations it took you only 5 Deaths and your Pants to figure this out. Does it mean you not comming back anymore ?"

    ....
    Silence
    I hate Room 38
  • Taurion - Lost City
    Taurion - Lost City Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    "Oh,I'm really really sorry mate.I accidentally pressed Tab while targeting a guy that I've been fighting with a lot.Would you like your claw back?b:sad"
    I knew he was lying because I was questing in Thousand Wood Ridge,and nobody else was around.b:scorn So I took my claw,pretended to forgive him,and found him a day later in Arch Outskirts,so I smooshed him. :3

    Him:"O.o Who hit me?'
    Me:"*Laugh e-mote,rides off*
  • Kupuntu - Sanctuary
    Kupuntu - Sanctuary Posts: 3,008 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    I went to west arch in LC, outside the safe zone with my lvl 20 cleric the other day and saw an assassin who was level 60. I saw there was a barb running near him who was 70+. I shouted: "Kill the oracler! :D" and the barb killed him there. He wasn't too happy for being killed...
    100% F2P player. Started PW: March 2007, Quit PW: March 2011.
    pwcalc.com/e7016929e7b204ae "Pure axe" 8k HP multipath BM, last one of my kind.
  • Organism - Lost City
    Organism - Lost City Posts: 53 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    "GET OFF THE GROUND YOU BUM"

    I don't think that's an excuse, but seriously, wth are they doing on the ground instead of fighting..
  • Wulfkin - Harshlands
    Wulfkin - Harshlands Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    -When a light red lowbie runs by you-

    -PK-
    lowbie-"What was that for???"
    Myself-"Oh... I thought you were going to PK me D:"

    (If it was a barb) "You look like the guy that my girlfriend cheated on me with!"
    (After 4 times of being one shotted by Dipster, once with a friend)

    Me:-sits barely outside of mob radius- Dipster...I know we have had our differences, but I have learned that violence solves nothing. So I make my peace with you. I will forgive you hitting me for 10k damage and one shotting me. I will even forgive you one shotting my friend and then sitting on him. Now I will go in peace...but rememeber the first rule in battle... EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!!!
    -Charges at Dipster in tiger form hitting him with Flesh Ream before being hit for 10.5k-


    Quote:Never Wrong, just misguided. -Wulfkin
  • Sies - Lost City
    Sies - Lost City Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    me:drops a armegedon on a veno and wiz b:laughboth dead i get pms saying they was afk but the veno had a little hp and could run away b:chuckle
    not very afk b:pleased (she died still)
  • VlCTORIA - Lost City
    VlCTORIA - Lost City Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "oh i thought you were afk and wouldnt notice if i killed you" XD
  • YouStoleMyPi - Dreamweaver
    YouStoleMyPi - Dreamweaver Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    I wanted to test my new skills on some1.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Because being random isn't enough.b:thanks

    Life is just a way to have fun before dying, so stop killing my fun.
  • VlCTORIA - Lost City
    VlCTORIA - Lost City Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    OH!

    another: "i'm sorry, i cant find 3 dull claws and im pissed so i'm going on a rampage. it's not your fault"
  • Genosuke - Heavens Tear
    Genosuke - Heavens Tear Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "your squishiness was screamming at me"
    [SIGPIC]http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1484554001&dateline=1262904870[/SIGPIC]
  • PetUser - Lost City
    PetUser - Lost City Posts: 39 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Why I dare not wear short skirts anymore...

    I am out questing and a BM kills me x)
    Me:Lol
    Him:wanna know why i pked you?
    Me:Not really Lol
    Him:i wanted to look up ur skirt
    Me:Q.Q
    By then my friend kills that BM x)
    Not funniest but rather pervy Lol
  • The_owner - Lost City
    The_owner - Lost City Posts: 177 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    magichamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    *reads* Darn I'm Not High Levels~
    D:
    But Then Again I'm Not Even In The Same Server...or Am I? B:shocked

    Lol I Nearly Did Accidentally Pk A Person With Bids. Was Messing Around After A Bh49-51 And Casted Bids 5 Seconds Before The Timer Ran Out Only Thing I Saw Was 2k Crit B:shocked
    Luckily He (archer) Survived (>.<)
    Lol One Of The Rare Moments I'm Glad I Don't Have My Hh60 Weapon And Is Currently Using A Level 44 Weapon. Xd
    Thought I Racked Up 2 Hours Red Name (>.<)

    Hi Magic Xd!!!
  • Elyial - Lost City
    Elyial - Lost City Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    I was lagging.
  • Sheeeba - Dreamweaver
    Sheeeba - Dreamweaver Posts: 287 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    not really an excuse, but Seraphim one hitted me and 3 of my guildies a while back with mountain's seize or whatever it's called and then said, "sorry that was mean." we were all lvl 60ish i think at the time.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    ::venos kick tail::

    Sheeeba: 8x Venomancer, Hate2Love
    ClericNico: 7x Cleric(Mainly Support), Hate2Love Executor
    _Poe_: 6x Barbarian, Einherjar

    "You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."
  • Stinky - Raging Tide
    Stinky - Raging Tide Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "sorry clicked the wrong person" xD
    Fistarian FTW!

    i dont care what ppl say its better try something diferent than the same old wuss build RAWR

    First fist barb on RT :P

    b:laugh
  • Aydamn - Lost City
    Aydamn - Lost City Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Not so much an excuse as idiocy on my part: I once lost because I had buff filter unchecked and ended up healing the barb I was fighting. They took a couple of minutes to kill me and then had the nerve to trash talk >_>
  • AmrothSokaro - Harshlands
    AmrothSokaro - Harshlands Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Aydamn - Lost City wrote: »
    Not so much an excuse as idiocy on my part: I once lost because I had buff filter unchecked and ended up healing the barb I was fighting. They took a couple of minutes to kill me and then had the nerve to trash talk >_>

    LOL! Epic!
  • Xkat - Dreamweaver
    Xkat - Dreamweaver Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    My excuses for pk'ing are;

    "OMG! I'm so sorry, you AoE'd my nix and it auto attacked=/"

    "Lol, my nix was hungry and eyed you, sorry"

    "Lol, look at what you did, you made my nix angry"
    My words of advice, lower down your expectations so that you wont set yourself up for disappointments. Expect low, aim high.

    xkat

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    was out pking this morning killed a red 46 archer *i crit 2 times for some reason :P* his excuse was :you crit noob i would have eaisliey won if you dident crit: it was so funny :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Rishi - Harshlands
    Rishi - Harshlands Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Xkat - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    "Lol, look at what you did, you made my nix angry"

    I have used this exact excuse before b:victory
  • Jhestyr - Harshlands
    Jhestyr - Harshlands Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    i told you dmnd kids to stay off my lawn!
  • Xkat - Dreamweaver
    Xkat - Dreamweaver Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Oh, another two of mine are

    "LOL OMG! I'm so sorry! I promise it's just a one time thing! I Won't do it again"

    After I res them with my cleric...

    "LOL OMG! It was an accident I had you targeted and accidentally used a skill... or two..."
    My words of advice, lower down your expectations so that you wont set yourself up for disappointments. Expect low, aim high.

    xkat

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DrkLordZ - Sanctuary
    DrkLordZ - Sanctuary Posts: 297 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    i never got a funny excuse, but i always seem to get the same one... it is "LAG!"
    Please donate money into my mailbox :)

    I'm poor as heck.
  • Kalee - Lost City
    Kalee - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    well an archer was following me and pking me then reloging after he always pked me (pked me 3 times while petlvling). when i asked him why he re log, he said that he's got other character to go on. He re logs to go to another character during pk? he re loged about 5 or 6 times, so that i couldn't message him (player offline). Gah it was so annoying
  • Kuroblood - Dreamweaver
    Kuroblood - Dreamweaver Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    BRAMBLE DOES NOT REFLECT DAMAGE IN PK.

    IT WORKS IN DUELS.

    DUELS ARE NOT PK.

    You want me to take a friggen video for you???

    yes please XD
  • Stonecutter - Harshlands
    Stonecutter - Harshlands Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Good Times welcome to the 1 shot list
  • Archercyrus - Sanctuary
    Archercyrus - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    a verry famous 1


    noob ur charmed!

    or this 1 is rlly great

    archer(33) atk'es me i start to fight back (veno lvl 33) (charmed)

    archer runs flys away i fly to him he becomes white again he says : haha cant kill me now im white again. I press spark i Ironwood Scarabab him, crit,dead he says : FTW
    im white!

    xD
    nonsence... let it be nonsence!b:laugh
    otherways it wouldnt be nonsence O.O




    this msg is totaly...

    nonsenceb:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    santa is playing whit my gift!b:sad

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