funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Rather than an excuse on why I was or did PK someone, this is about someone making an excuse for how I managed to PK them.

    K.

    So I am standing on Heavens Tear yesterday and a wizard drops down, triple sparks, uses extreme poison, and then goes to hit me with undine strike. I use alter marrow physical and then balance right as the spark begins to calms down from it's little 3 sec immortality deal. The undine strike hits me for about 150 dmg. At this point, said Wizard flies into the air (not sure why) and I use True Emptiness which zerk+crits for 10k dmg, 1 shotting the wizard.


    >______>

    In this wizard's eyes, She dropped down and did her super pro attack which did like no damage, and then she took 10k damage without me so much as moving.

    I got QQ'd at for about 5-10 minutes on how I was a hacker, how she had never been one shot, and how I didn't even attack so I was obviously cheating.
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  • shaylabayla
    shaylabayla Posts: 306 Arc User
    edited December 2009

    Me: **** thought i was buffing you not killing you so sorry
    Him: So why did you take my stuff then?
    Me: Well i need some compensation for the waste of mana b:scorn
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  • razad
    razad Posts: 122 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    shaylabayla wrote: »

    Me: **** thought i was buffing you not killing you so sorry
    Him: So why did you take my stuff then?
    Me: Well i need some compensation for the waste of mana b:scorn

    lmao, nice.
  • XxIfritxX - Lost City
    XxIfritxX - Lost City Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Pker : you are KOS now

    ME : is it smart to KOS some1 who beat u ?

    Pker : No I just had the wrong skill bar !!
    All my Goals in Life Turned to be Offside b:surrender
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  • XxIfritxX - Lost City
    XxIfritxX - Lost City Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands wrote: »
    yer wrong bramble deflect does work in pvp and against a close ranged, ranged attack aswell

    <--- shot a veno with a spark erupt then deadly shot and critted and killed us both

    bramble guard works in pvp
    >proven fact<


    True it works trust me -_-
    All my Goals in Life Turned to be Offside b:surrender
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  • Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary
    Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    OMG lol... that must suck xD someone killed themselves in a fist fight with me because of bramble xD Anyway... I received the lamest pk excuse ever:

    Lvl 51 veno (while I was busy killing huggy hares): Please don't kill me!
    Me: =_= didn't even see you (almost killed her with noxious aoe)

    Sometime later at the same place

    Lvl 51 veno: *attacks me with her magmite*
    Me: =_= *1 shots her*

    She gets rezzed by a cleric.

    Me (with 1k of hp left from taking on too many huggy hares): *gets hit by a random noxious* *gets annoyed and 1 shots the veno*
    Random cleric: Stop picking on her!
    Me: She tried to kill me first =_=

    And then she died at least 5 times on the mobs =_=" and the cleric kept trying to blame me, but then he saw her being 1 shotted by huggy hares. Her archer buddy then comes along and tells me off for bullying her and that I should go pick on people my own level (is he stupid? Do lvl 90+ people look like they pick on people their own level? Hardly. They tend to be good buddies with one another and massacre the rest of us weaklings xD).

    Honestly such QQ'ers... and she didn't even drop anything...
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  • RCcola - Harshlands
    RCcola - Harshlands Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    OMG after reading this thread I know now that there is NO accidental PK. A few exceptions, but mostly pure evilness! :) I never say anything to those who PK me, not worth getting upset about. I'm dead, who cares? The only time it bothers me is when people camp me and I can't even play the game for like 2 hours. I'm not mentioning any names (GangstaMike), but it isn't nice! lol
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    BRAMBLE DOES NOT REFLECT DAMAGE IN PK.

    IT WORKS IN DUELS.

    DUELS ARE NOT PK.

    You want me to take a friggen video for you???
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  • screwnickslol
    screwnickslol Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    DUELS ARE NOT PK

    quoted and emphasized for truth
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    XxIfritxX - Lost City wrote: »
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands wrote: »
    yer wrong bramble deflect does work in pvp and against a close ranged, ranged attack aswell

    <--- shot a veno with a spark erupt then deadly shot and critted and killed us both

    bramble guard works in pvp
    >proven fact<

    True it works trust me -_-

    Most
    Fail
    Ever

    Okay.
    1. It doesn't work in Pk
    2. Even if it did work in Pk, it only reflects melee damage
    3. I have video proof. Discussion Over. When watching the video please take careful note of the damage log located in the bottum left hand corner, and that the only time I take damage it is from the "sacrificial strike" effect of my weapon (you can see the flames when that happens).

    View My Video

    Edit: Spelling error
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  • XMiisery - Heavens Tear
    XMiisery - Heavens Tear Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    *veno and bm stand off*
    *veno uses Bramble guard/pet*
    *bm killself*
    bm :
    What the hell, i wasnt ready your such a cheater. your so getting reported
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh
    True story.
    Fail bm.
    b:pleasedb:pleasedb:pleased
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    XMiisery - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    *veno and bm stand off*
    *veno uses Bramble guard/pet*
    *bm killself*
    bm : What the hell, i wasnt ready your such a cheater. your so getting reported
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh
    True story.
    Fail bm.

    Click Here Please
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,505 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    Click Here Please

    I Lulzed-ded.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Yeah, it's me. Don't read to much into it, though; I'm only here for myself now, killin' time and chillin' when need-be. So sue me. Tch...
  • screwnickslol
    screwnickslol Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    XMiisery - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    *veno and bm stand off*
    *veno uses Bramble guard/pet*
    *bm killself*
    bm : What the hell, i wasnt ready your such a cheater. your so getting reported
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh
    True story.
    Fail bm.
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    Click Here Please

    successful troll is successful
  • TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008
    TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008 Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    *TRUE **** STORY*
    I had just hit lvl 30 and went straight into PK mode for the hell of it. I was questing near Hidden Orchid when a barb on lvl 79 pmed me

    Barb: I'm gonna kill you! ROARRR!
    Me: OH NOES :O
    Now he was like 45 feet away when two of my friends decided to log on, IN THE EXACT SAME SPOT WHERE I WAS AT! (they were on lvl 77 archer, and veno) They saw him coming and killed him..... b:victory 1 minute later
    Barb: Hey you cheated you summoned them!
    Me: Clerics don't summon, they heal idiot.
    Barb: YOU CHEATER ROOOAAARRRRR!I'M GONNA REALLY KILL YOU JUST WAIT
    Me: Okay......
    Barb: I'm getting my 80+ friends this time!
    Now I wait for him and his friends to come (he was true to his story)
    Barb:WTF! you are out of PK mode!
    Me: Yepp Yepp
    Friends # 1&2: YOU IDIOT YOU DRAGGED US ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?
    Barb: I'm sorry...

    Well they ended up Pking him instead[
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    The Unjudged's power is like that of a flower..Just to be in his presence is like being washed by the healing dews of the morning. To ask for his incredible Wisdom and Knowledge is to drink of the sweetest Honey. The Unjudged is one not to be reckoned with though. Along with Copassion is a Fiery personality and Great..great Power.....
  • screwnickslol
    screwnickslol Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    -snip-

    you should have stayed whitenamed. real coward move there :P

    unless your friends ditched you, in which case nevermind lol
  • TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008
    TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear_1274701008 Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    screwnickslol wrote: »
    you should have stayed whitenamed. real coward move there :P

    unless your friends ditched you, in which case nevermind lol

    yeah they had an fb to go help out with so I had to stay and finish my quests
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    The Unjudged's power is like that of a flower..Just to be in his presence is like being washed by the healing dews of the morning. To ask for his incredible Wisdom and Knowledge is to drink of the sweetest Honey. The Unjudged is one not to be reckoned with though. Along with Copassion is a Fiery personality and Great..great Power.....
  • PartyAnimal - Harshlands
    PartyAnimal - Harshlands Posts: 693 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    XMiisery - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    *veno and bm stand off*
    *veno uses Bramble guard/pet*
    *bm killself*
    bm :
    What the hell, i wasnt ready your such a cheater. your so getting reported
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh
    True story.
    Fail bm.
    I thought we were talking about pk not duels.....
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Back to PK:

    I attacked a upper 70's BM near Etherblade

    BM: WAIT!
    BM: OMG HOLD ON!
    ::BM dies::
    BM: Dude, wtf I was typing!


    Wasn't an excuse, but damn funny...b:chuckle
    Proving that not only archers do math since 2009. b:victory
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  • Regenbogen - Lost City
    Regenbogen - Lost City Posts: 1,559 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    killed some guildies with aoe when a i disabled protection to kill a tomato like wb droping down next to our worldbossparty...b:surrender
    i am waiting for you my little flagcarriers b:kiss
  • _River_ - Lost City
    _River_ - Lost City Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    </3 My guildies
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  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    mm this is a funny 1 while red i droped my flying sword went to get a new 1 and a level 30 veno droped by thinking she could kill me mm seen damage log saying ***** deals 100 damage barly making my charm tick so i sparked sandstorm gush veno dies droped a shaduo cub egg :O she begged me for it back b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Transcend - Lost City
    Transcend - Lost City Posts: 448 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    "OMG YOU USED PVP POTS"

    - Kristoph (100+ mage) after I beat him three times in a row. I imagine he was wondering how I tanked a couple ice dragons he threw at me, but it was in fact nicely timed winged shells that reduced damage by 50%. The only "pvp pots" I used were Charger Orbs, which increases movement by 200%.
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  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Transcend - Lost City wrote: »
    "OMG YOU USED PVP POTS"

    - Kristoph (100+ mage) after I beat him three times in a row. I imagine he was wondering how I tanked a couple ice dragons he threw at me, but it was in fact nicely timed winged shells that reduced damage by 50%. The only "pvp pots" I used were Charger Orbs, which increases movement by 200%.

    Sounds like me vs. xdarkedgex

    Him: "Cheater, you're using chi pots. No way you had enough to spam Aelion that much"

    Me: "Um.... what!? xD Aelion Blade doesn't use chi."

    Him: "I meant other Aelion Skills you noob"

    Me: "ROFL"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Transcend - Lost City
    Transcend - Lost City Posts: 448 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    Sounds like me vs. xdarkedgex

    Him: "Cheater, you're using chi pots. No way you had enough to spam Aelion that much"

    Me: "Um.... what!? xD Aelion Blade doesn't use chi."

    Him: "I meant other Aelion Skills you noob"

    Me: "ROFL"

    lol, it's amusing how some people just can't own up to being beaten fair and square without having to QQ about the most trivial of things. I've always given props to those who win fair and square (i.e. LordKhazana or however you spell it) and go about my day.
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  • Ryldus - Heavens Tear
    Ryldus - Heavens Tear Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    I guess the funniest one I had was:

    A_Enteri: "well, you have two swords"

    Huge forgotten realms reference
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    I retract my post

    EDIT: forum glitch was fixed
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  • Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary
    Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    ._. lol bramble is usually quite useless in pk. Everyone (who isn't an idiot) stuns and just waits it out... even if a nix is nibbling at their hp, they're not stupid enough to go and kill themselves... especially not on bramble hood xD

    I let a lvl 80+ archer and cleric kill me 10 times. Why? Because I had safety lock on, leaving them wondering why I didn't drop anything xD. Then comes a lvl 90+ load of Regis and a few Legs. Totally killed the archer and cleric (I was already dead and lol'ing) xD. Nobody drops anything in pk anymore ._. guess they've figured out safety lock works. How the heck is a veno stupid enough to be carrying around a shaodu cub egg =_="?! 0_0"

    Lamest one I've heard from a level 55 bm: I just wanted to get a red name, you didn't have to nova me =_=
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  • Atiani - Harshlands
    Atiani - Harshlands Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    If I see that someone, or a group of someones, very obviously has it out for me, I will almost always ask if one of them would be so kind as to PK me and give me a free transport back to town. It lets them get out some of their frustrations, and makes for humorous conversation all around.
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary wrote: »
    ._. lol bramble is usually quite useless in pk. Everyone (who isn't an idiot) stuns and just waits it out... even if a nix is nibbling at their hp, they're not stupid enough to go and kill themselves... especially not on bramble hood xD

    I let a lvl 80+ archer and cleric kill me 10 times. Why? Because I had safety lock on, leaving them wondering why I didn't drop anything xD. Then comes a lvl 90+ load of Regis and a few Legs. Totally killed the archer and cleric (I was already dead and lol'ing) xD. Nobody drops anything in pk anymore ._. guess they've figured out safety lock works. How the heck is a veno stupid enough to be carrying around a shaodu cub egg =_="?! 0_0"

    Lamest one I've heard from a level 55 bm: I just wanted to get a red name, you didn't have to nova me =_=
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    Most
    Fail
    Ever

    Okay.
    1. It doesn't work in Pk
    2. Even if it did work in Pk, it only reflects melee damage
    3. I have video proof. Discussion Over. When watching the video please take careful note of the damage log located in the bottum left hand corner, and that the only time I take damage it is from the "sacrificial strike" effect of my weapon (you can see the flames when that happens).

    View My Video

    Edit: Spelling error

    Doesnt work at all. period.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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