funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • Eiralys - Lost City
    Eiralys - Lost City Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    PKer: "It's your fault! Every time I'm here waiting for it(shaodu cub) to spawn people like you PK me!"
  • skullarm2
    skullarm2 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Pker:"ur guildies killed me"
    Me = never been in faction
    (and he failed to kill me ofc)
  • flynnie
    flynnie Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Meeplk - Harshlands wrote: »
    you is so evilb:shocked

    I'm not evil b:surrender
    And i mean come on he did desever it, pretty much stealing from lowbies.. i mean come on how low can you be to do that... Plus my veno was low on red b:chuckle
  • Fleez - Heavens Tear
    Fleez - Heavens Tear Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    lol on my lvl 72 wiz (lost city)... "Sorry my Ice Dragon just sometimes flies out my hands and finds the nearest **** to fly into"b:laugh
    ATTENTION ALL: I would just like you to know....I has fleas.
  • RezzErection - Harshlands
    RezzErection - Harshlands Posts: 335 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Fleez - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    lol on my lvl 72 wiz (lost city)... "Sorry my Ice Dragon just sometimes flies out my hands and finds the nearest **** to fly into"b:laugh

    lolwut ~.^
    CamilleB - Harshlands wrote: »
    OMG my fav excuse.
    " I just wanted to see you QQ. I am obssessed with being bitched at."

    this is actually funny and i love to see them rant hen they are 10lvls+ higher
  • Mythsoul - Heavens Tear
    Mythsoul - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    "oh Im really **** pk me"
    "noob you make this up on forum"
    "ogga booga"
    "gtfo this thread myth"
    "kk"
    All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
  • Cragg - Lost City
    Cragg - Lost City Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Moog - Lost City wrote: »
    funniest excuse a person has for running away from you.

    "uz makez me bored"

    No its "Have to do world quest"
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    no its "quest world do to have" b:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Narukanikahn - Harshlands
    Narukanikahn - Harshlands Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Do i really need an excuse maybe i just wanted to see how there gears looked when they were dead b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Narukanikahn - Harshlands wrote: »
    Do i really need an excuse maybe i just wanted to see how there gears looked when they were dead b:surrender

    ^thisb:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Mythsoul - Heavens Tear
    Mythsoul - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Meeplk - Harshlands wrote: »
    ^thisb:laugh

    Look at my sig you stupid noob
    All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    keep on topic

    on topic: most pepole love to use the excuse o my charm just broke b:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • _xXRoXaSXx_ - Heavens Tear
    _xXRoXaSXx_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Pker: wtf? how can some sucky cleric "N-word" kill me im a barb
    Me: a fail one
    Pker: me fail? your the squishy cleric
    Me: if im so squishy then why are you dead instead of me?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ajwilleyrulz
    ajwilleyrulz Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    I'm drunk.

    Guy said that to me when I use to play, (patching up right now to get back into it) I forgave him, I mean c'mon who hasn't played intoxicated, or for that matter, played any game intoxicated. It makes the game INTENSE.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Arroweye - Heavens Tear
    Arroweye - Heavens Tear Posts: 42 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    I kill a 30 BM



    Him - "I GO GET MY MAIN"

    Me - "K i wait?"

    me and my friend Sorayumiko wait for like 30 min for the guy to show.

    Then I realized he was lying :/
    Registration Date - October 4th, 2008

    Pk Kills (485)
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  • Dark_Fate - Harshlands
    Dark_Fate - Harshlands Posts: 968 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    This was a 1 vs 1 against the leader of the man rpk faction of HL a month ago... named TimMagicStrg ( mage fully event geared) with +45 mag tome etc... I have lunar bow and event cape....

    Me : Tim ready for 1 vs 1?
    Tim : sure i'm ready to kick your ****
    Me : wow ok then
    -5 minutes of charm tick for him.. i was potting like crazy (no charm)-

    Then he got purged by my bow then he said: Wait ( he died)

    Me : good fight nab
    Tim: u are lucky i was without mana....
    (without mana its like so fail.. its worst than an ea without arrow)
    Me: Next time if i die i will say "sorry i ran out of hp dude"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver Posts: 552 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    The excuse I use:

    Me: I PKed you.
    Them: I hate you.
    Me: Ok.

    Then I leave.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Note: No thats not me... I stole that from the interwebs b:chuckle
    BTW.... YOU ROCK FORSAKENX <3

    I like to think of myself as a dog, I can be cute and cuddly but sniff people's butts and get away with it ><>

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    PM an officer for an invite.

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  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    The excuse I use:

    Me: I PKed you.
    Them: I hate you.
    Me: Ok.

    Then I leave.

    Me: Wanna play little fishey?
    Teh_Fishey: no......

    This was after fishey lost some TT mats PKing without scrolls or safety lock on b:chuckle
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Morganna - Lost City
    Morganna - Lost City Posts: 250 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    The guy I killed for my wings told me he was his little brother

    He swore that he only pks sometimes and that in fact his brother would kill him if he lost the wings, they had just come out in the CS and were 30 dollars.

    Well, one of my guildies at the time was trying to catch him desperately and knew he didn't carry dolls, so I knew this wasn't the first time. Finally, the guy told me I fail (He was 10-15 levels above me) and flew away. I did offer him his hat back, though, he did not want it. b:sad
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Your multi-tasking, Stephanie, is EPIC." --Aadi
    --DISCLAIMER--"the precceding post is only the opinion of Morganna and is not placing blame or accusation on anyone or anything" THANK YOU Xeian <3
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    _xXRoXaSXx_ - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Pker: wtf? how can some sucky cleric "N-word" kill me im a barb
    Me: a fail one
    Pker: me fail? your the squishy cleric
    Me: if im so squishy then why are you dead instead of me?

    so you called him the N word? :p
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • KimikoLight - Sanctuary
    KimikoLight - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Won a pk 1v1 and his excuse for losing was,
    "ZOMG A HAMSTUR!" "I was distracted by your cuteness b:shy"
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Archers_Soul - Lost City wrote: »
    so you called him the N word? :p

    Yes, because he's totally the PKer AND "Me". He's having a conversation with himself.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • ROFLMAOMFG - Lost City
    ROFLMAOMFG - Lost City Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Okay so I was flying towards arch when I see a low lvl barb flying above me. So I start to follow him for a bit :)
    After a minute or two, he flies toward arch as well and parks his manta over the southeast corner of the wall and the conversation ensues as such:

    Him: "Are you trying to pk me?"
    Me: "Naw, I just saw you and decided to follow you for a bit"
    Him: "Okay...but if you are trying to pk me I have a friend thats a lvl 81 barb, he will kill you"
    Me: "Okay. Need any help with quests?"
    Him: "Yeah!" *squads me*

    So we go over to kill some torgirn warriors. I kill a couple for him and we see this afk cleric.

    Him: "Lets pk her"
    Me: "Ok" *two shots cleric, unquads barb, two shots him, flies away*

    Him: "Why did you pk me?"
    Me: "For funsies ^^"
    Him: "I HATE YOU"
    Me: "lol"

    His barb friend never showed up though...lol
  • KimikoLight - Sanctuary
    KimikoLight - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Lol "for funsies" b:pleased
  • Xynalthir - Sanctuary
    Xynalthir - Sanctuary Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    In PVE-SERVER,

    "You killed me when I'm grinding *cough*morelikebotting*cough* in PK-mode, and ran off. Noob"

    And they put me on Kill-on-Sight. In a PVE-Server. b:cold
  • Joshcja - Sanctuary
    Joshcja - Sanctuary Posts: 3,502 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    lol on noez X you now have the other 50 or so pk'rs on our server after you

    KoS is a joke when 99.9% of the server is blue i laugh so hard when people rant off their "lists"

    this DOES explain why you where red named for once in ether manb:chuckle

    (gratz on your new x bow btw beats the hell out of your old W&C)
    Gifs are hard to make work here
  • Xynalthir - Sanctuary
    Xynalthir - Sanctuary Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    Haha. Tnx josh. Anw, yup yup. A big joke. And you'll never guess which faction that came from... haha.
  • Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary
    Gyakusatsu - Sanctuary Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    LOL I lured a wizard to follow me... into the waiting jaws of my waiting pk friend XDD

    Wizard: ...
    Me: You stalked me >=D
    Wizard: ...
    Me: =_=
    Wizard: ...
    Wizard: Oops was AFK.
    Me: Orly now? =_=" (can you be afk while throwing spells all over the place? Highly unlikely)
    We all love smilies... and you know it b:chuckle
  • hemoglobin
    hemoglobin Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    "hey Alli(my in game nick name)" "sorry didnt see you there"
    lol and i was like who are you? and he was like nvm
  • Dustinmurphy - Harshlands
    Dustinmurphy - Harshlands Posts: 564 Arc User
    edited December 2009
    your cheating you have charm lolllllllllllll
    If anniversary pack threads keep getting made I'll keep trolling them until there isn't anymore!b:bye

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