funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • Iliam - Lost City
    Iliam - Lost City Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    thought I racked up 2 hours red name (>.<)

    holy god **cking **** stick 2 hours???!!!
    >.> nvm, I see the problem here... pve server...

    edit:
    my excuse for killing people:

    give me one
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Guildmate: Oops, I crit'd, sorry.
    Another guildmate: You were only suppose to damage test. b:cry It's on, now b:scorn

    or the famous:
    Guildmate: OMFG I WAS KIDDING, WHY'D YOU KILL ME.
    Another guildmate: Sorry, I only put Bramble Hood on coz you attacked me D:

    FAIL
    Bramble Hood does not work in PvP. Ony on mobs and in duels. You can beat them in a duel with it but nobody can be killed by it b:scorn
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Fuhjeebies - Harshlands
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    FAIL
    Bramble Hood does not work in PvP. Ony on mobs and in duels. You can beat them in a duel with it but nobody can be killed by it b:scorn

    Guard however does work.

    yer wrong bramble deflect does work in pvp and against a close ranged, ranged attack aswell

    <--- shot a veno with a spark erupt then deadly shot and critted and killed us both

    bramble guard works in pvp
    >proven fact<
  • Nakhimov - Lost City
    Nakhimov - Lost City Posts: 1,829 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Used to work better but it got nerfed.

    Not like I care all that much.
    Bladestorm lets you spin around like a carnival ride and do damage. Not using it is almost like having a move called Confetti Rocket Power Leap and saving it for "emergencies"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nakhimov the Kingslayer of Kil'Jaeden's <Criminal Scum>
    wowprogress.com/guild/us/kil-jaeden/Criminal+Scum
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands wrote: »
    yer wrong bramble deflect does work in pvp and against a close ranged, ranged attack aswell

    <--- shot a veno with a spark erupt then deadly shot and critted and killed us both

    bramble guard works in pvp
    >proven fact<

    wait wut?
    is there a range limit to it? or if I blast em from 30 meters will I still get hit by the bramble? b:shocked
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Hemoglobin - Lost City
    Hemoglobin - Lost City Posts: 251 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Hah. One time I killed a person in a catshop, who didn't happen to be afk. I told them I was trying to check out the shop (when you double click a catshop with protects off it attacks them) So yeah, sandstorm crit and they were a 1shot. Some reason they believed me..

    And @ fishy, COME TO LC!
    We need more people like you! b:cute

    It'd be awesome to go pking with you haha
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Hemoglobin - Lost City wrote: »
    Hah. One time I killed a person in a catshop, who didn't happen to be afk. I told them I was trying to check out the shop (when you double click a catshop with protects off it attacks them) So yeah, sandstorm crit and they were a 1shot. Some reason they believed me..

    And @ fishy, COME TO LC!
    We need more people like you! b:cute

    It'd be awesome to go pking with you haha

    yes we need more fishy in LC!!! b:laugh
    ya it would be awesome to see you go pking with Hemoglobin only to see him get shot down by a magic hamster.
    DX
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Hemoglobin - Lost City
    Hemoglobin - Lost City Posts: 251 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    yes we need more fishy in LC!!! b:laugh
    ya it would be awesome to see you go pking with Hemoglobin only to see him get shot down by a magic hamster.
    DX

    Shhh, I meant after I lvl up more..haha

    Also, I bring carrots when I pk. Giant carrots. In all their yummy goodness. Giant.
  • Alphae - Lost City
    Alphae - Lost City Posts: 1,512 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    I don't play with protections, so I accidentally sicced my nix on a L30 alt of someone with cute fashion when I was trying to look at it b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    After killing some random person.

    "oopsie, my bad"
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • Hemoglobin - Lost City
    Hemoglobin - Lost City Posts: 251 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    After killing some random person.

    "oopsie, my bad"

    "GIMME MY STOOF BACK THEN!"

    Don't say it's a mistake. It gets their hopes up. b:thanks
  • Swdgy - Heavens Tear
    Swdgy - Heavens Tear Posts: 176 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    hmmm... I feel sorry for you guys o.o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] yay :) ^.^
    stuffed a bunch of my favorite animes into 1 signature lolz
  • DarkSniper - Lost City
    DarkSniper - Lost City Posts: 1,830 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Oops did I do that?
    The only way to win is to quit. b:bye
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Hemoglobin - Lost City wrote: »
    "GIMME MY STOOF BACK THEN!"

    Don't say it's a mistake. It gets their hopes up. b:thanks

    That is part of the psychological torment :)
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • Hemoglobin - Lost City
    Hemoglobin - Lost City Posts: 251 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    That is part of the psychological torment :)

    How true, maybe drop it on top of their body while they QQ b:chuckle
  • Ayano-chan - Sanctuary
    Ayano-chan - Sanctuary Posts: 575 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    " Damn ,I didn't think you'd die from that. "


    " I thought you wanted to go to arch faster. "
  • WatIsThis - Dreamweaver
    WatIsThis - Dreamweaver Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands wrote: »
    chased a guy around the swamps for leeching a TT xbow from guild and leavin'

    he did nothing but brag about how great he was lol (while flee-ing Oo)
    anyway i killed him a few times and he still sat in sz proclaiming i fail lmao

    anyway i kill him daily now ^^ (pm me if u see Smooker lol)

    had a veno de-equip their weapon walk up and punch me then told me to **** off they are her mats lol (i farmed that route for an hour just to annoy her)

    i love this game <3

    Karma is a you know what. b:chuckle
  • Rajbaran - Lost City
    Rajbaran - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    *Omg i forgot to turn on the protection* b:surrender
  • AnnaLaura - Heavens Tear
    AnnaLaura - Heavens Tear Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "....clicked the wrong name O.o" b:chuckle
  • Boned - Lost City
    Boned - Lost City Posts: 212 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    You looked like an evil wraith, constantly trying to take over this perfect world which I know and love. Not my fault your gear makes you look like a giant, poisonous bug.
  • TheBlackMage - Lost City
    TheBlackMage - Lost City Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "I'm the villain to your heroics and I'm here to put your good deeds to an end."
    Things I've caught myself saying while playing my mage:
    "Boom Headshot!"
    "Flame On!"
    "Ice Ice Baby!"
    *while using Dragon's Breath* "I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you..."
    "You know what they say about mages with big mp bars."
  • SonidoOscuro - Harshlands
    SonidoOscuro - Harshlands Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Well If you're a cleric just tell them you wanted to give them a free rez.
    Started - October-04-2009.
    Class- Winged Elf Cleric.
    Build- Vit. Hybrid.
    Server- Harshlands.
    Kills(PK)- 0.
    Deaths(PK)- 0.
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    SonidoOscuro - Harshlands wrote: »
    Well If you're a cleric just tell them you wanted to give them a free rez.

    Than res them, and proceed to kill them again.. than res them again.. you get the point
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Than res them, and proceed to kill them again.. than res them again.. you get the point

    b:chuckle

    I have done that b:surrender

    But in my defense they were running the mouth....b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • DarkSniper - Lost City
    DarkSniper - Lost City Posts: 1,830 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Best Pk excuse ever: I was trying to impress RedsRose.


    Hasn't happened yet but I'm waiting.
    The only way to win is to quit. b:bye
  • ColdSteele - Lost City
    ColdSteele - Lost City Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    You just said a free teleport would be nice....
    It's too bad but "free to play, pay to win"-sckye

    These "updates" are seeming more and more like downgrades.

    aryannamage: Not PWE GM's they are all greedy b:angry
  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    DarkSniper - Lost City wrote: »
    Best Pk excuse ever: I was trying to impress RedsRose.


    Hasn't happened yet but I'm waiting.

    LMAO b:chuckle


    <3 Dark.....come impress me b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • Ephimer - Sanctuary
    Ephimer - Sanctuary Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I honestly do not PK to much...But the few and best excuses and or comments I have said or heard after killing someone would probably be...

    "Maybe if you looked a bit better I wouldn't have mistaken you for that damn Tauroc behind you."

    "Oh wow I didn't know I could hit you that hard."

    "Muahahaha!!! I've been looking for a better weapon for awhile now. Thanks."

    "Green dots on the map do not always mean friendly faces...Enjoy Glacial Snare?"

    and probably the best of all...at least in my eyes...

    "That is why Barbs should never use fists combined with arcane gear..."

    Then again...I am not funny so I tend to just pick up the items and leave with their ignorant spam and hate filled ignorance gracing my ears with it's lovely symphony...
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    RedsRose - Lost City wrote: »
    LMAO b:chuckle


    <3 Dark.....come impress me b:cute

    O_o If I kill DarkSniper will that impress you? b:cute

    Do I get a kiss?

    How about 5 mil?

    A muffin?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    i got 1 when i was traveling by yansheng i seen a light red veno decided to go over there and start killing here she tried to run but i ended up killing her.

    i got her ring of blazing fury and scroll
    IV the funniest thig was she QQd about the scroll
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty

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