Top ten things you dont want to hear yor Cleric say

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  • MANray_ - Sanctuary
    MANray_ - Sanctuary Posts: 2,311 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "My mom is yelling at me"
    "She seems kinda pissed about something"
    _____has left the squad

    Edit; Please make sure you've completed all your shores before entering an instance ;)
  • G_ree_n - Sanctuary
    G_ree_n - Sanctuary Posts: 248 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Today is a good day to die." b:chuckle
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    Roll a barb on Sanctuary for hot cleric action. b:kiss
  • Crazydan - Heavens Tear
    Crazydan - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,178 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "My friend told me IH is lame"
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  • Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1: "LEEEEROOOOOY JENKINS!"
    2: "Hang on, I need to call Sprint."
    3: "Ooh, look at the pretty lightning outside!"
    4: "Sure I can heal you... for a price."
    5: "How was I supposed to know the meatshield goes first?"
    6: "Oh ****! My mom's home early and I'm supposed to be grounded from playing video games!"
    7: "Ugh... I can't stop throwing up today and I don't know why, all I had to eat was a Big Mac..."
    8: "You know, I've never been able to figure out what this red switch on my surge protector is for. I think I'll press it and find out!"
    9: "Oh! Hannah Montana is on! I love that show!"
    10: "I just found this great site! It's called TV Tropes!"
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Rurik_Niall - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    3: "Ooh, look at the pretty lightning outside!"

    I've DCed so many times in the past couple weeks from thunderstorms. b:surrender Luckily I haven't been in any instances XD
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  • Lacrimosa - Harshlands
    Lacrimosa - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I need a cig/cig break/tobacco." Every 20 mins.
  • Amarta - Sanctuary
    Amarta - Sanctuary Posts: 118 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Lacrimosa - Harshlands wrote: »
    "I need a cig/cig break/tobacco." Every 20 mins.

    Hmm, make that 2 Clerics, a BM, a Wizard, and an Archer I know of off hand.
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  • Aya__ - Heavens Tear
    Aya__ - Heavens Tear Posts: 336 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    'let the idiots die'
    (esp if you think it may be about you :-P )
    i was helping friends alt on bh for farren sereneti, and he found a random squad for it. one of bms and a barb were real idiots, running ahead without waiting for buffs or heals, getting aggro right and left, messing venos pulling and generally making trouble for everybody. when veno started to pull ads they attacked boss, got aggro from everything that was there, and then i had enough... and even dead they still compared their stats...
    i think i deserve a halo, because i ressed them before rest of us killed boss...
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  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    hmmm...buffs...yeah i should prolly get those one of these days...
    "No matter how dark the world is,
    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • _vincent - Dreamweaver
    _vincent - Dreamweaver Posts: 191 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "But I'm a wizard."
  • Weaselsilent - Sanctuary
    Weaselsilent - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Aya__ - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    'let the idiots die'
    (esp if you think it may be about you :-P )
    i was helping friends alt on bh for farren sereneti, and he found a random squad for it. one of bms and a barb were real idiots, running ahead without waiting for buffs or heals, getting aggro right and left, messing venos pulling and generally making trouble for everybody. when veno started to pull ads they attacked boss, got aggro from everything that was there, and then i had enough... and even dead they still compared their stats...
    i think i deserve a halo, because i ressed them before rest of us killed boss...

    Hahha this sounds like a FB 51 i went on yesterday. The idiot barb ran into myriadtail and adds and when he died because he never hit all of them/AOE'd he said "WTF?? Why didn't u heal me?" i also res'd him before boss was done. we had 2 barbs and all lol
  • aryannamage
    aryannamage Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Moving this to Off-Topic.
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  • WickedSwords - Heavens Tear
    WickedSwords - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    worst things Cleric could say:
    1)why do i have to use mp charm in zhen?
    2)i can steal agro from a barb
    3)how do i use RB o.o?
    4)don't worry i can tank this boss..am heavy armor!
    5)okay guys am going afk (in the middle of boss fight in TT run with him only healing)
    6)can IH be stacked?
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  • Jazzboo - Harshlands
    Jazzboo - Harshlands Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    fb69 2nd boss
    (barb) Drake: Jay spam heal me, other cleric use BB
    (cleric) Jayden: kk
    (cleric) Jayson:kk
    -both spam heal barb,then die from aoe-

    lol made that up, but wonder who would get blamed for party death cleric or barb b:shocked
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  • _____ - Harshlands
    _____ - Harshlands Posts: 47 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    This really happend...

    Party dead*
    "Guys tell me when to heal next time!"
    b:bye
  • Mr_Mokona - Lost City
    Mr_Mokona - Lost City Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    (In fb ppl are getting injured)
    Cleric-"sorry i was watching that 70's show"...XD
    ...
    Im not giving any names...but you know who you are...
    Hiei...(cough)...hieicleric...b:chuckle
  • Kyni - Dreamweaver
    Kyni - Dreamweaver Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "wait XX minutes so that i can use my res scroll, then i res you guys"

    b:irritated
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    -- Current Actives --
    >> Kyni // Arcane Veno // 6x Main
    >> Kynsu // Pure Archer // Xx
    >> Kun // Tank Barb // Xx
  • Austin_Power - Heavens Tear
    Austin_Power - Heavens Tear Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Oh dang my weapon broke, brb!" *in the middle of an FB
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Tilt your head to the left. Shat bricks.
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Jazzboo - Harshlands wrote: »
    fb69 2nd boss
    (barb) Drake: Jay spam heal me, other cleric use BB
    (cleric) Jayden: kk
    (cleric) Jayson:kk
    -both spam heal barb,then die from aoe-

    lol made that up, but wonder who would get blamed for party death cleric or barb b:shocked

    Why would the barb get blamed? It was the two clerics who were dumb enough not to heal themselves. The only blame the barb should take is for suggesting a BB in such a unneeded situation.
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    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • SPC_Senge - Dreamweaver
    SPC_Senge - Dreamweaver Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Cleric says in middle of fb: g2g2 bed now
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  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    i dont have buffs(really i met a cleric who didnt she was level 29)
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Wait, who's taking out the boss?" in the process of killing it lol
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  • Cosmos - Heavens Tear
    Cosmos - Heavens Tear Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Squad: "We need blue bubble here, so throw that up around 50%, please."
    Cleric: "I don't have blue bubble, I'm a FAC."

    3 times it's happened now when on other chars. 3. God. Damned. Times.
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  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Cosmos - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'm a FAC."

    Actually that's enough right there . . .
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    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • KuromaruZ - Dreamweaver
    KuromaruZ - Dreamweaver Posts: 47 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Sure, I'll rez you... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!... Oh ****
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  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    KuromaruZ - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Sure, I'll rez you... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!... Oh ****

    b:chuckle Sounds like me sometimes, except the scenario is like:

    BeingHope: GAWWW!!!! where are you _____?!?!

    _________: I'm at ____ elevation

    BeingHope: ok! :D

    BeingHope: i can't find you...... <.<

    _________: Be careful, these things can kill you

    BeingHope: I'm fine! you'll be back up in no time! >____<

    BeingHope: Ooooh!!!! I think I see you!

    (Flies over and gets attacked, I don't notice)

    BeingHope: almost there ______!! :D

    _________: Fall down hope!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Finally notices but dies.... <.<)

    BeingHope: Oops........ b:sweatb:shedtear
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  • Cavalieri - Sanctuary
    Cavalieri - Sanctuary Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Few days ago in TT2-3, one cleric BB, other cleric IH... suddenly IH stops, barbs HP goes down and evryone is like 'wtf, where d she go?'....
    Then IH cleric says '****... sorry, i clicked townportal'
    If you've been bad, Lord I bet you have
    And you've not been hit by flying lead
    You'd better close your eyes and bow your head
    And wait for the ricochet.
  • Kagaro - Dreamweaver
    Kagaro - Dreamweaver Posts: 299 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Bill Engvall style:

    Cleric walks up to you, your dead. Cleric has to ask the stupid question.

    "You need rez?"

    "No the dirt was in the mood so I thought 'why not'."

    heresyoursign.gif

    actually happened
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  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Cavalieri - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Few days ago in TT2-3, one cleric BB, other cleric IH... suddenly IH stops, barbs HP goes down and evryone is like 'wtf, where d she go?'....
    Then IH cleric says '****... sorry, i clicked townportal'

    Lol happened to tank here once! b:laugh we all died laughing our butts off tho b:laugh
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Kagaro - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Bill Engvall style:

    Cleric walks up to you, your dead. Cleric has to ask the stupid question.

    "You need rez?"

    "No the dirt was in the mood so I thought 'why not'."

    heresyoursign.gif

    actually happened

    oh btw i did ask before same question but out of reason. Some guy did actually scold me that i rez him without asking, cause i had "only" lvl7 rez. b:chuckle he yelled at me and it was the last time i did rez someone who didnt ask for, till i reached lvl10 ;)
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
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