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  • Flameaxe - Heavens Tear
    Flameaxe - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Hard one to bend

    Granted... but Xianda made the wish 10 years ago

    I wish for a Dragon that will be my friend
    PS3 Rock Band 2 - All DLC AND The ACDC track pack... I play all instruments on Expert, but my best is Guitar
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  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but from the dragon's point of view friends are eatable and this is your fate.

    I wish I for world peace.
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Lazyluna - Heavens Tear
    Lazyluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but the lack of wars and interesting news segments drives the world to mass suicides in an attempt to escape the monotony.

    I wish for an In-N-Out burger.
    b:bye RETIRED
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted u have an in-n-out burger, but its sooo **** u dont know how to eat it, so u say "**** this im eating steak" and the burger is thrown into the decompost.

    I wish people would stop trying to make perfect wishes that cant be destroyed
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then all the wishes become horribly plain and unchallenging.

    I wish Koe would tell me what exactly he wanted my e-mail for.
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then your email addy is used for a subscription to watching paint dry weekly and you go insane from the excitement .

    I wish for immortality.
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • fatuu
    fatuu Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Sorik - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Granted, but then your email addy is used for a subscription to watching paint dry weekly and you go insane from the excitement .

    I wish for immortality.
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  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Sorik - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Granted, but then your email addy is used for a subscription to watching paint dry weekly and you go insane from the excitement .

    I wish for immortality.

    Granted, but then you are forced to live for eternity, dying on the inside as you watch everything you ever loved die around you whilst being unable to die yourself.

    I wish the post before me had actually made sense.
  • Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear
    Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Wish granted. It makes sense. Too bad u cant understand it

    I wish that I was a God
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then you're forced to live in isolation from the world, never giving any proof whatsoever of your existance.

    I wish fatuu had obeyed the forum rules.
  • Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear
    Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but he doesnt know how to speak english (btw not sure)

    I wish that I knew everything
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but as scientifically proven by Indiana Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, that causes your head to explode, and your body to disintegrate.

    I wish I knew all the information I'd ever need in my life.
  • Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear
    Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but you end up going ahead too fast, and dies 50 years earlier

    I wish girls would stop following me wherever I go. I liked it but it's getting annoying. No matter how hot some of them are.
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, now for the rest of your life girls ignore you.

    I wish it would snow. ^.^
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted. Unfortunately It's not snowing where you live...

    I wish that all the wishes in this thread would be canceled. :O
    b:cold*
    b:faint (Sub Zero!)
  • Psynopsis - Heavens Tear
    Psynopsis - Heavens Tear Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    LOL your previous wish has just been canceled by mine...

    I wish for eternal happiness...

    (Going a little off topic here, immortality would be horrible as you lose your functions as you age and eventually are unable to move yourself or go to the restroom, and so on.)
  • shoryurasen
    shoryurasen Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    You turn into the Joker.

    I wish that real life was like Street Fighter... K.O!
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    shoryurasen wrote: »
    You turn into the Joker.

    I wish that real life was like Street Fighter... K.O!

    granted, life is like street fighter, wherever u go, someone tries to beat the **** out of u.

    I wish i Dreadmaul wasn't followed by girls, so, im wishing that he wasn't so attractive, just cuz im bored and have no wish to make......
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Psynopsis - Heavens Tear
    Psynopsis - Heavens Tear Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then people drop dead from shock at his ugliness, turning vast swaths of Earth completely depopulated of any life...

    I wish ***** ****** (name protected for safety) was dead so Dreadmaul doesn't keep bringing him up anymore...
    shoryurasen wrote: »
    You turn into the Joker.
    How the heck did you connect that!?
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, ***** ****** is now dead. However each night you are vistited by his restless spirit and eventually go mad.

    I wish that breakfast would make itself.

    ( Slightly off topic but, Psynopsis it would be horrible to reach a really advanced age and lose control of your own body that is why immortality should always come with an anti aging process built in.b:pleased Just didn't want to it to be an incorruptible wish.)
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Deathsscion - Sanctuary
    Deathsscion - Sanctuary Posts: 325 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted but unfortunately it got angry at you when you tried to eat it. You now have to have a violent duel with it armed with a steak knife.
    I wish that all the members of [insert racist group you hate] could be hunted down and hung by their ankles from skyscrapers.
  • Psynopsis - Heavens Tear
    Psynopsis - Heavens Tear Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but now there are large traffic jams entering cities to hang all these people from skyscrapers and mass riots whenever we try to herd them, and all cities smell like rotting flesh, the streets are littered with **** and urine, birds fly everywhere feasting on the carrion (rotting flesh), and eventually picked off bones fall to the city streets. Prices would probably rise, as a large chunk of labor just died out, making your life harder, inflating prices and currency, etc. (AKA REALLY BAD, DISGUSTING STUFF HAPPENS)

    I wish I could get 1-2 more hours of sleep everyday...
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but the extra 1-2 hours eventually turns into 1-2 days then weeks until all you do is sleep.

    I wish i was a vampire =p.
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Lazyluna - Heavens Tear
    Lazyluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but you are unable to turn others. You spend the rest of eternity in isolation out of fear of being hunted.

    I wish I won the California Lotto.

    Koe - Lost City wrote: »
    Granted u have an in-n-out burger, but its sooo **** u dont know how to eat it, so u say "**** this im eating steak" and the burger is thrown into the decompost.

    Mmm, steak. ^^
    b:bye RETIRED
  • sorik
    sorik Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but while living in fear and isolation I decide I need cash and steal it lol.

    I wish xmas wasn't so close >.>
    In online games those who are beneath you are noobs, those that exceed you have no life =p
  • Lazyluna - Heavens Tear
    Lazyluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but Christmas never gets any closer. Infact, it never happens... ever again. D:

    I wish Mondays weren't so sucky.
    b:bye RETIRED
  • Charyasha - Sanctuary
    Charyasha - Sanctuary Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited December 2008
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    granted but then a guy named bob follwo you around and bugs the **** out of you on evey day but monday
    i wish i had the book oath breaker NOW
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  • Amaiae - Heavens Tear
    Amaiae - Heavens Tear Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited December 2008
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    Granted, but it turns out to be a bootleg copy and you wind up arrested by the Feds for violating piracy laws.

    I wish that I had the set of all 5 seasons of Babylon 5 on DVD.
  • Charyasha - Sanctuary
    Charyasha - Sanctuary Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited December 2008
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    granted but then the show is cansled
    i wish the maxium ride movie was out
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    ).........(\_
    ((______/{"-;
    )).-' {{ ;'`
    ( (. ;._ \\........May the Clan Guardian Run With You Always......... - coad books
  • Kheety - Sanctuary
    Kheety - Sanctuary Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited December 2008
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    granted, but every time you go to see the movie it is sold out and all your friends tell you how much it rocked,

    I wish that I was the next Albert Einstein.

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