have a wish and have go wrong
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granted you order the playstation home with your life savings then the playstation home2 comes out and you die with the postman
I wish men didnt pretend to be girls -.-0 -
Just a note, Playstation Home is FREE.
Granted men stop pretending to be girls, but then girls start pretending to be men.
I wish I got more money for christmas this year.I'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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OK, you get millions and millions of dollars, but price gets so high you just can buy a chewing gum with all of that money.
I wish nobody wished what I wish, because I wish I didn't wish anything, which is a wish, so I wish something that destroys my own wish.
I wish that, or an ice cream... whatever you prefer to destroy.Nobody expects what everybody expects.0 -
Granted ur wish has never existed and u will never wish again.
I wish my computer would stop crashing when i play perfect worldI'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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Granted. Now its crashes when you move your mouse more than a milimeter away from the center of the screen.
I wish I could wish something again, so Koe didn't broke my wish and I could be the only one with an unbroken wish. (now if you grant me it, I win, and if you don't, I win because I was the last who posted)
(being evil is so fun)Nobody expects what everybody expects.0 -
Granted, u get to wish again, but because this is a wish and wish braking thread, nothing happens, and nothing is changed making it so u don't win. AT ALL.
I wish i was.... a bit less evilI'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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Granted, but that little bit less causes you to lose all your evil qualities, and leaves you completely neutral. And therefore boring.
I wish I had 60 shiny dollars. Or Paypal Dollars, either way.0 -
OK, you get your dollars, but you can just use them in a sex-shop where everything costs more than 60 dollars.
I wish I wasn't silly.
(By the way, that was nice, Koe)Nobody expects what everybody expects.0 -
Granted u arent silly, however that silly quality u lost was the downfall of ur personality as humor is part of UR personality.
I wish i would benefit from being less evil
(P.S. Thx, sry to have to crush ur win, but it's me Koe..... I always find someway to win *gives Kiragami a cookie*)I'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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Granted, but the only benefit you get is the feeling in your heart that you're slightly less evil than before, but no one else notices the difference, therefore leading you down a spiral of self concious vanity that ends with the loss of your sanity.
I wish I had an oversized chocolate flavoured cookie that was in the shape of a large fish.0 -
You consume said fish cookie with great delight! It's one of the most spectacular things you've tasted, and you are quite content with you wish. However, a few weeks later a fish wants a chocolate chip cookie which happens to be shaped like a man. And POOF! What comes around goes around...
I wish that everybody would use proper sentence structure and grammar.0 -
Granted everyone uses proper sentence grammar. However, PeOpLe get BOred oF UsiNG tHE pRopeR senTence StrUCTurE, So everything goes BAck to rhe waY iT Left Off......
I wish i was mentally sane.
(P.S. Drathir, i already lost my sanity, a long time ago)I'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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Oh good. We have a lot in common then. If only you would use full, proper grammer Then you could form a club with me and Moriki, and we can troll all the illiterate fools of PW.
Granted, but due to your continuing spiral of self concious vanity, you only lose it again.
I wish I had a device that could slap people over the internet.0 -
u do but it blows ur computer up and u die (no offense)
i wish lessie married me XD0 -
Granted, but she leaves you for a younger man and you're left penniless.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore. b:surrenderb:bye RETIRED0 -
Granted, but to remove your illness, your life was taken along with it.
I wish I could wish for an uncorruptable wish.0 -
Granted, but then you die due to sheer happiness.
I wish i had enough money to live the rest of my life in comfortIn online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.0 -
Granted, but then you become a couch potato. And get used by McDonald's to make a batch of french fries.
I wish I'd ace my year 12 IT exam next period.0 -
First off Drathir, I can use proper grammar. In fact, my English is better than most of the people in my school, even some of my teachers. I and it's ironic because I was never taught a word of English until my kindergarten teacher taught me some. So up until grade 4 I had to go to ESL. So, I'd be glad to join ur club, so long as i dont have to use proper grammar all the time.
Granted, u pass with an A, but the university ur applying to requires only top flashy grades, and because u failed to get an A+, u get rejected and it gets rubbed in by family and friends.
I wish my insanity won't interfere with me taking over the world.I'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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I never said you couldn't. I said 'If only you would' use proper grammar. And you can't troll the illiterate if you degrade yourself by joining them, even if only occasionally.
Granted, but you unfortunately fail at taking over the world anyway, so it matters not.
I wish I could control the minds of others.0 -
Granted but then u lost touch with ur ability for using it too much, then die of a brain tumor that built up in ur brain from controlling ppl
I wish my friend wasn't such a gold diggerI'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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Granted, but then you go utterly insane from hearing that cursed song too much. Which I know is irrelevant, but I hate and despise that accursed song.
I wish I had the cure for cancer.0 -
Granted, but nobody believes that you have a cure and your cure is ignored by all. In the midst of all the ignorance and disbelief you commit suicide.
I wish that my friend got to actually talk to her other friend instead of him being afk.In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.0 -
Aw man, I wanted to answer Drathir's question! It was a good one too! Also, Sorik, I did not understand your wish. but here goes...
Wish granted, but your 'AFK' friend got tired of the other friend and continued being 'AFK'.
I wish I had an indestructible and virus free PC that ran perfectly without the intense 'Lag'!
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Emugod - Lost City wrote: »Aw man, I wanted to answer Drathir's question! It was a good one too! Also, Sorik, I did not understand your wish. but here goes...
Wish granted, but your 'AFK' friend got tired of the other friend and continued being 'AFK'.
I wish I had an indestructible and virus free PC that ran perfectly without the intense 'Lag'!
Curse you lag!!
Lol sorry I beat you to it =P but good job on my confusing wish. Also wish granted you now have the PC of your dreams, however you aren't allowed to use it so it sits in a corner gathering dust.
Now here is your chance again as its too early to think of another wish. I wish I had another cure for cancer =p.In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.0 -
granted... but it only cures cancer in ants
I wish I had a peice of chocolate cakePS3 Rock Band 2 - All DLC AND The ACDC track pack... I play all instruments on Expert, but my best is Guitar
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Granted, u get a piece of chocolate cake, its smaller than ur fork, and the chocolate used to make it came from a Panda's diarhea and u ate it.
I wish Drathir was emoI'm not mean I'm just being honest.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!
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Granted. He subsequently commits suicide after an intense depression. Unfortunately, Drathir first payed you (Koe) a visit and killed you too, in an intense fit of emotional rage and sadness. (Not to say that all emos do such things; I'm simply making a broad genrealization of a terminal case of emotiveness)
I wish that the world would bend to my will.
Conditions of wish:
My every wish (after this pilot wish) becomes law for all the peoples of the world and my every desire is fullfilled. No one can ever go against me simply because in their eyes, I am the living embodyment of a diety (God).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOA4ixV-3jUb:cold*
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Granted, but evenually they find out that you are not a god and pelt you with stones.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Granted, but you didn't wish in the first place, so nothing happens anyway.
I wish Xianda has made a wish D':0
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