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  • sage0nemage
    sage0nemage Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    granted you order the playstation home with your life savings then the playstation home2 comes out and you die with the postman

    I wish men didnt pretend to be girls -.-
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Just a note, Playstation Home is FREE.

    Granted men stop pretending to be girls, but then girls start pretending to be men.

    I wish I got more money for christmas this year.
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • kiragami
    kiragami Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    OK, you get millions and millions of dollars, but price gets so high you just can buy a chewing gum with all of that money.

    I wish nobody wished what I wish, because I wish I didn't wish anything, which is a wish, so I wish something that destroys my own wish.
    I wish that, or an ice cream... whatever you prefer to destroy.
    Nobody expects what everybody expects.
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted ur wish has never existed and u will never wish again.
    I wish my computer would stop crashing when i play perfect world
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • kiragami
    kiragami Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted. Now its crashes when you move your mouse more than a milimeter away from the center of the screen.

    I wish I could wish something again, so Koe didn't broke my wish and I could be the only one with an unbroken wish. (now if you grant me it, I win, and if you don't, I win because I was the last who posted)

    (being evil is so fun)
    Nobody expects what everybody expects.
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, u get to wish again, but because this is a wish and wish braking thread, nothing happens, and nothing is changed making it so u don't win. AT ALL.
    I wish i was.... a bit less evil
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but that little bit less causes you to lose all your evil qualities, and leaves you completely neutral. And therefore boring.

    I wish I had 60 shiny dollars. Or Paypal Dollars, either way.
  • kiragami
    kiragami Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    OK, you get your dollars, but you can just use them in a sex-shop where everything costs more than 60 dollars.

    I wish I wasn't silly.

    (By the way, that was nice, Koe)
    Nobody expects what everybody expects.
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted u arent silly, however that silly quality u lost was the downfall of ur personality as humor is part of UR personality.

    I wish i would benefit from being less evil

    (P.S. Thx, sry to have to crush ur win, but it's me Koe..... I always find someway to win *gives Kiragami a cookie*)
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but the only benefit you get is the feeling in your heart that you're slightly less evil than before, but no one else notices the difference, therefore leading you down a spiral of self concious vanity that ends with the loss of your sanity.

    I wish I had an oversized chocolate flavoured cookie that was in the shape of a large fish.
  • Moriki - Lost City
    Moriki - Lost City Posts: 71 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    You consume said fish cookie with great delight! It's one of the most spectacular things you've tasted, and you are quite content with you wish. However, a few weeks later a fish wants a chocolate chip cookie which happens to be shaped like a man. And POOF! What comes around goes around...

    I wish that everybody would use proper sentence structure and grammar.
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted everyone uses proper sentence grammar. However, PeOpLe get BOred oF UsiNG tHE pRopeR senTence StrUCTurE, So everything goes BAck to rhe waY iT Left Off......

    I wish i was mentally sane.

    (P.S. Drathir, i already lost my sanity, a long time ago)
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Oh good. We have a lot in common then. If only you would use full, proper grammer :'( Then you could form a club with me and Moriki, and we can troll all the illiterate fools of PW.

    Granted, but due to your continuing spiral of self concious vanity, you only lose it again.

    I wish I had a device that could slap people over the internet.
  • Bhu - Lost City
    Bhu - Lost City Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    u do but it blows ur computer up and u die (no offense)

    i wish lessie married me XD
  • Lazyluna - Heavens Tear
    Lazyluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but she leaves you for a younger man and you're left penniless.

    I wish I wasn't sick anymore. b:surrender
    b:bye RETIRED
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but to remove your illness, your life was taken along with it.

    I wish I could wish for an uncorruptable wish.
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then you die due to sheer happiness.

    I wish i had enough money to live the rest of my life in comfort =)
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then you become a couch potato. And get used by McDonald's to make a batch of french fries.

    I wish I'd ace my year 12 IT exam next period.
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    First off Drathir, I can use proper grammar. In fact, my English is better than most of the people in my school, even some of my teachers. I and it's ironic because I was never taught a word of English until my kindergarten teacher taught me some. So up until grade 4 I had to go to ESL. So, I'd be glad to join ur club, so long as i dont have to use proper grammar all the time.

    Granted, u pass with an A, but the university ur applying to requires only top flashy grades, and because u failed to get an A+, u get rejected and it gets rubbed in by family and friends.

    I wish my insanity won't interfere with me taking over the world.
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    I never said you couldn't. I said 'If only you would' use proper grammar. And you can't troll the illiterate if you degrade yourself by joining them, even if only occasionally.

    Granted, but you unfortunately fail at taking over the world anyway, so it matters not.

    I wish I could control the minds of others.
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted but then u lost touch with ur ability for using it too much, then die of a brain tumor that built up in ur brain from controlling ppl

    I wish my friend wasn't such a gold digger
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but then you go utterly insane from hearing that cursed song too much. Which I know is irrelevant, but I hate and despise that accursed song.

    I wish I had the cure for cancer.
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but nobody believes that you have a cure and your cure is ignored by all. In the midst of all the ignorance and disbelief you commit suicide.

    I wish that my friend got to actually talk to her other friend instead of him being afk.
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Emugod - Lost City
    Emugod - Lost City Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Aw man, I wanted to answer Drathir's question! It was a good one too! Also, Sorik, I did not understand your wish. but here goes...

    Wish granted, but your 'AFK' friend got tired of the other friend and continued being 'AFK'.

    I wish I had an indestructible and virus free PC that ran perfectly without the intense 'Lag'!

    Curse you lag!!
  • Sorik - Sanctuary
    Sorik - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Emugod - Lost City wrote: »
    Aw man, I wanted to answer Drathir's question! It was a good one too! Also, Sorik, I did not understand your wish. but here goes...

    Wish granted, but your 'AFK' friend got tired of the other friend and continued being 'AFK'.

    I wish I had an indestructible and virus free PC that ran perfectly without the intense 'Lag'!

    Curse you lag!!


    Lol sorry I beat you to it =P but good job on my confusing wish. Also wish granted you now have the PC of your dreams, however you aren't allowed to use it so it sits in a corner gathering dust.

    Now here is your chance again as its too early to think of another wish. I wish I had another cure for cancer =p.
    In online games players beneath you are noobs, while those players that exceed you have no life.
  • Flameaxe - Heavens Tear
    Flameaxe - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    granted... but it only cures cancer in ants

    I wish I had a peice of chocolate cake
    PS3 Rock Band 2 - All DLC AND The ACDC track pack... I play all instruments on Expert, but my best is Guitar
    PSN: phyrelizard.... add me if you wanna play
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, u get a piece of chocolate cake, its smaller than ur fork, and the chocolate used to make it came from a Panda's diarhea and u ate it.

    I wish Drathir was emo
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted. He subsequently commits suicide after an intense depression. Unfortunately, Drathir first payed you (Koe) a visit and killed you too, in an intense fit of emotional rage and sadness. (Not to say that all emos do such things; I'm simply making a broad genrealization of a terminal case of emotiveness)

    I wish that the world would bend to my will.

    Conditions of wish:
    My every wish (after this pilot wish) becomes law for all the peoples of the world and my every desire is fullfilled. No one can ever go against me simply because in their eyes, I am the living embodyment of a diety (God).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOA4ixV-3jU
    b:cold*
    b:faint (Sub Zero!)
  • Xianda - Sanctuary
    Xianda - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but evenually they find out that you are not a god and pelt you with stones.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
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    Granted, but you didn't wish in the first place, so nothing happens anyway.

    I wish Xianda has made a wish D':

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