The Never Ending Story

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  • Chi_gokai - Lost City
    Chi_gokai - Lost City Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "can you please bring me a daffodil dress?!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    he replied" oh no we just ran out of those, we only have violet ones." to which i said"...
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  • Agranok - Heavens Tear
    Agranok - Heavens Tear Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "NO DAFFODILLS!!!! :O well then... im just going to have to find you and..."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "There are no failures-just experiences and your reactions to them"
  • Axotl - Heavens Tear
    Axotl - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "see how you like it when your daughter goes to prom wearing a dress made of..."
  • Agranok - Heavens Tear
    Agranok - Heavens Tear Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "Festered Monkey feet! How dare you even begin to suppose that i would want a VIOLET dress. I asked for daffodills and that is what I will get. Violets dont even smell that good anyway!! I hope you fall down and scrape your teeth on the curb you worthless loser of a man! Afterwards which you can..."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "There are no failures-just experiences and your reactions to them"
  • Chi_gokai - Lost City
    Chi_gokai - Lost City Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "...stick a banana in your ear!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    And lick the bottom of my shoe!! and then you can....
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • Agranok - Heavens Tear
    Agranok - Heavens Tear Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "Fall into a washing machine full of lemons and razorblades!" there was a long silence on the other side of the phone, then light whimpering. Remorse immediatly rocked my senses... i had just made a full grown man cry...
    "listen" i said, i was about apoligize but an idea occured to me at that exact moment.......
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "There are no failures-just experiences and your reactions to them"
  • Chi_gokai - Lost City
    Chi_gokai - Lost City Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    "you dont have to use lemons, just razor blades, ok?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    the other man replied' oh thank u thank u kind sir' but just then...
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  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    the guy was hit by a semi truck and flew into the air and.......
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • Rea - Heavens Tear
    Rea - Heavens Tear Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    suddenly he woke up from a nightmare, and found himself sorrounded by albino ostriches and...
  • Keako - Heavens Tear
    Keako - Heavens Tear Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited September 2008
    floating green manatees that surrounded him and....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    realized that he actually floating in a jellylike substance that started to suffocate him until..
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  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    A giant eagle swooped down and pulled him out of the jelly-like substance and carried him to...
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • mithrand
    mithrand Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Funky - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    A giant eagle swooped down and pulled him out of the jelly-like substance and carried him to...

    funkytown!. At funkytown!, as he was putting lipstick on a pig, he was ambushed by...
  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    A horde of green Australian bamboo turtles that....
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • Keako - Heavens Tear
    Keako - Heavens Tear Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    challenged him to a professional hacky sack contest that.....
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  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    ended when a grizzly bear suddenly rushed at them killing four and maiming ten others while singing 'funkytown' all the time
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  • Rea - Heavens Tear
    Rea - Heavens Tear Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    while he was selling green dresses with 25% discount and
  • Jigz - Heavens Tear
    Jigz - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Rea - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    while he was selling green dresses with 25% discount and
    a ninja came and bashed their heads with a giant ****. but suddenly..
    jigz- archer
    Tensu guild
  • Keako - Heavens Tear
    Keako - Heavens Tear Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    a crazy homeless guy popped out of a trash can and....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rea - Heavens Tear
    Rea - Heavens Tear Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    bought one of the dresses but suddenly...
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    a cute lil panda dropped out of the sky singin " i am the icecream man, running over fat kids wit my van
    when i stop and ring my bell all the fat kids just run like hell"
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  • Brimsheen - Sanctuary
    Brimsheen - Sanctuary Posts: 83 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    and then....
    Souls yearn to live a hero, but even moreso, a soul yearns to die a Legend
    -Brimsheen, Mercenary for hire (16 and rising. My avvy lies)
  • Keako - Heavens Tear
    Keako - Heavens Tear Posts: 116 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    after that...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    another panda jumped down from a bamboo tree and singin a complex counterharmony to the icecreamman song
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  • Dry - Lost City
    Dry - Lost City Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    .....and then he awoke and found himself laughing his butt off to an odd forum on perfectworld.com when suddenly he looked to his right and saw on his computer desk.....
  • mithrand
    mithrand Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    his favorite pack of poKYmon cards and he began playing with these cards until...
  • Drazo - Heavens Tear
    Drazo - Heavens Tear Posts: 947 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    ....he dropped dead....
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