The Never Ending Story

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  • emmons
    emmons Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...but then all the cats came back as zombies from the dead, and all made giant cookie soldiers, as evil minions, to go and kill...
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Deadmaul for making them constipated and then killing them, after they clawed 60% of his skin off, they dropped him into a pit of lime juice, rubbing alcohol, and salt making his cuts hurt like hell, afterwards the cats got bored and blew each other up after that....
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    suddenly a panda came up and started peeing on him then the guy
    suddenly turned into a giant pile of radioactive ooze, after which the panda started
    to sniff that **** and even took a lick or two, ...
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  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Then the Panda got the power to fly but every time he does, he gets diarrhea so he has to shove a cork up his **** when he flies, after 4 hours of flying, the panda landed and saw.....
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ... An oversized tuna fish that was attempting to mug a poor pig. The Panda decided to act fast...
  • demonelia
    demonelia Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    and quickly sat on it. But suddenly...
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...had a fit of radioactive diarrhea, which made the tuna even more oversized. And radioactive. The Panda then...
  • Heroicdemon - Lost City
    Heroicdemon - Lost City Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ate the diaheria and became super duper elepant panda with all the powers off captain under pants but eviler! The Super Duper Panda Screamed out !@#$%^&SJGHDG$%^&%*&^ and Dashed towards at the tuna and kicked it face in and totally started to kill the tuna but suddenly the Super Duper Panda power were being drained just as he killed the tuna he had a stoke and died. The Panda In His last breath Sccreamed F**K the corperate world and fell on wallmart and everyone inside was.....
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Compressed and became skinny instead of fat. After seeing their significant loss in weight, they go and eat to their hearts content, but then they gained back the weight. Then they started having explosive diarrhea, which found its way back to the dead giant panda on Wallmart, the diarrhea brought him back to life, after getting up he was happy he was alive so he.......
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...Did a happy dance, which caused the world to quake at each step, causing the twin towers to collapse, and the stock markets to crash...
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Then the world went into a great depression, then i came into power as emperor of the world. After passing a few laws, and after 1 week the stock market was repaired and was completely indestructible in every way possible. Then i terraformed Mars and colonized there and then left the Earth to rule in Mars and because of this nothing can happen to me, and i let the Earth return to its nasty democratic and war natured self. Back on Earth the Panda was dropped in China so it would stop dancing, where a lot of Chinese ppl........
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...Spontaneously combusted at the sheer awesomeness of the panda dance, this caused Mars to implode, thus removing Koe's kingdom from existance, this was...
  • sohlstealer
    sohlstealer Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...The Dust Clouds From Mars Spread Throughout the Galaxy and Much Further, Alerting Spacial Beings of The Existence of Life Once Good Now Corrupted, Causing Them To Flock Towards Earth With a Battilion of Ships, Earth however was now in a Nuclear Winter Strucken State Many Were Dieing of Famine and Ancient Martian Diseases...
  • Flameaxe - Heavens Tear
    Flameaxe - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    of which they found a cure for except the inventors were dead because the Easter bunny killed them. Suddenly a flock of geese...
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  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...didn't appear as everyone had expected but were replaced by Flock of Seagulls (the band). Their singing...

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  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ...Caused the universe to implode at the terrible noise, thus, recreating existance...
  • darthpanda16
    darthpanda16 Posts: 9,471 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    ... of how people perceived their world. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny performed live at the Super Bowl singing We are the World. But, they had a costume wardrobe malfunction before going on stage. Never before was the world stunned in such horror. Then the Santa Bunny MMORPGFPSRTS was announced and the crowd went wild with approval...
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  • krenar
    krenar Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Until they noticed that the MMORPGFPSRTS was laggy as hell, they then started to run towards the...
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Mmorpgkaisnfsadd...
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  • Drathir - Sanctuary
    Drathir - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    (Ignoring the previous post, as I find I can't make any sense of it whatsoever.)

    ...most powerful computer in the world in an attempt to play it without the lag...
  • Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear
    Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    then Chuck Norris arrives and steals it...
  • Psynopsis - Heavens Tear
    Psynopsis - Heavens Tear Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    (...I don't think you can really continue a story once Chuck Norris enters it, but here goes...)

    ...and mass riots begin to break out in hardware stores to get the best hardware for gaming...
  • Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear
    Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks everyone, and...
  • Szaellapollo - Sanctuary
    Szaellapollo - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited November 2008
    Realizes he's on the set of a bad movie drama. He walks off. Production however, decided that...
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  • wwefan2
    wwefan2 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    too get him arrested.When the police came...
  • kronos917
    kronos917 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    made him say his abc's backwards and lick an ant covered lolipop
  • Zellias - Lost City
    Zellias - Lost City Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    They clapped him in irons and took him to the courthous, where...
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  • BUYmeDUNKS - Heavens Tear
    BUYmeDUNKS - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    They fed him beans with whipped cream and...
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  • KnightofNyx - Sanctuary
    KnightofNyx - Sanctuary Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    made him shower everyday with micheal jackson.
    he was getting real sick and tired of his new life so he...
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  • Melethiel - Lost City
    Melethiel - Lost City Posts: 156 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    ..took up ballet lessons where he pranced..
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    "Only the dead have seen the end of war."

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