The Never Ending Story

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  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ...and was resurrected by a strange looking elf wearing a light green and magenta tunic. After almost jumping from his chair, he stared blankly into expressionless eyes of the mysterious elf. After spending many minutes doing nothing but wondering what he should say, he finally asked the elf, "Wasn't I dead a few moments ago?" The elf nodded and then backed away slowly and jumped out of a open window without a sound. So shocked by the recent happenings, he passed out. Hours later he woke to find....
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • Drazo - Heavens Tear
    Drazo - Heavens Tear Posts: 947 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ....his dog had ate his cookies and his iguana had kidnapped his....
    Non-mule alts:

    Drazo - Venomancer - Dreamweaver - Semi-active
    Knatami - Barbarian - Heavens Tear - Inactive
    Drazorus - Archer - Sanctuary - Inactive
    Cidemami - Cleric - Dreamweaver - Inactive
    Recilsami - Blademaster - Heavens Tear - Inactive
    DrazoThePsy - Psychic - Dreamweaver - Active
    DrazoTheSas - Assassin - Dreamweaver - Active
  • Fivefive - Lost City
    Fivefive - Lost City Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ...dog and his cookies ate his iguana. So...
  • Tim_tam - Lost City
    Tim_tam - Lost City Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ...he set out to avenge his dog....
  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ...But this was no ordinary Iguana he was preparing to engage. This was a Demon Iguana. The most gruesome, disturbing, evil creature in all the world. He felt he was ready and prepared to fight the Iguana, but in fact, he was not. He was naive. Engulfed in an angry rage of emotions, he couldn't see through his own ignorance.

    So many days later he had tracked down the Iguana, and found it hiding in cave somewhere in the Andes Mountains. Without thinking and without hesitation he climbed up to the cave and entered. Slowly peeping around the corner he gasped. What he saw was beyond his belief. What he saw was so marvelous and amazing he couldn't pull his eyes away. What he say was.....
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • Riddia - Sanctuary
    Riddia - Sanctuary Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    .... his dog and the Iguana sitting on the floor and eating more cookies while playing happily "Activity"....
  • mithrand
    mithrand Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ... when suddenly he notices a cute little panda. He approaches the panda in an attempt to tame it but is subsequently eaten, digested and defecated. His dog/Iguana bursts into flames spontaneously and is reduced to ashes. Just when things couldn't be worse...
  • Rea - Heavens Tear
    Rea - Heavens Tear Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    Chuck Norris appeared...and he was REALLY mad...
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    but the panda kicked chuck norris and chuck screamed 'how did a panda beat me?'
    the panda wisely smiled and roundhouse kicked him in the face and marvelously turned
    into chuck himself!! Seems the real chuck was imprisoned by the fake chuck by using dark
    magic, but as all the world knows chuck does not go down easily. When he was turned into a panda he had set out for revenge and now finally chuck got his revenge and a soft song started playing
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    Dude what does ******************************** mean?
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    "Yay i kicked that backstabbing panda, i thnk im gonna move to Canada..." Then i woke up back in the Train that smelled like sour milk. then i said "I need to stop doing these defective drugs." Then i heard a loud "boom!!"....
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Isabeth - Sanctuary
    Isabeth - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    Which was me, discovering this thread and realizing that there IS somewhere to put my ultimate god-modding skills/lack thereof!
    One side of the compartment you're in is all smashed...
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    there was a wrecking ball sticking out of the smashed area of the train, on the other side, there was a lion staring at me, out of fear, i .........
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Isabeth - Sanctuary
    Isabeth - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    ran like hell onto the celing, while I laughed at the lion. (Has to do with rally today)
    Then I remember the rally sucked like hell and I...
  • Theavenger - Sanctuary
    Theavenger - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    Ran to the huge diesel fuel tank for school buses, and rolled it over to the lion..
  • Isabeth - Sanctuary
    Isabeth - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    Who ate it, and then asploded.
    The general populance yelled with joy and started jumping around when...
  • Funky - Heavens Tear
    Funky - Heavens Tear Posts: 157 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    953 zebras came out of nowhere and trampled everyone. Then....
    Won't you take me to Funkytown
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    But then Pan Gu got really bored a decided to throw a meteor over all the zebras and killed them, then he said "i promised never to drown the creatures anymore, never said anything about killing them." Then, after surviving by digging a hole, i got bored and went on a killing spree....
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • pirofire
    pirofire Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    Master chief dropped from nowhere and handed me a shotgun and a sniper rifle to help me with my killing spree...
  • hargeva
    hargeva Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    When suddenly I found myself scattering brains on the wall left & right.
    Something came from behind me, and I turned to see....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I've Been Broken For A Long Time, And I'm Searching For The Light Again!

    Myspace = /darkwizard1982
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    a cute pink little fluffy bunny, but then i thought to myself, bunnies aren't pink, so i dropped a cookie, ran 10 meters away. The bunny opened its mouth showing gigantic fangs, and a lot of drool, and devoured the cookie, tempted to test out my new rocket launcher, I................
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Trueazaril - Lost City
    Trueazaril - Lost City Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    fired that bad boy up, and got the hell out of there. i decided i better go to....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Koe - Lost City
    Koe - Lost City Posts: 168 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    McDonalds for a happy meal, but then i got tired of the nasty burgers so i went to harvey's for a double cheese burger. After eating, i decided to go to go buy "little big planet" but then........
    I'm not mean I'm just being honest.

    I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a S.H.I.T!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nzxraze - Heavens Tear
    Nzxraze - Heavens Tear Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    He saw something amazing... It was...
  • Aurumfaramon - Heavens Tear
    Aurumfaramon - Heavens Tear Posts: 156 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    the freakiest thing on two legs....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • elvishchampion
    elvishchampion Posts: 47 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    It was Patrick Duffey with celery for a leg and matthew lawrence for the other and he looked at me and said...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Arkantasa - Lost City
    Arkantasa - Lost City Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    " HAMORSITA! OMGAWDZOMFGBBQZ " and then he was complaining about his lost MARZULA and then.... he ....
  • elvishchampion
    elvishchampion Posts: 47 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    made a wicker basket out of a near bye tree and went to grab you to put you in it but then....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Juliarnus - Sanctuary
    Juliarnus - Sanctuary Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    he got hit by a bus, the driver got out and yelled "..........
  • Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear
    Dreadmaul - Heavens Tear Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    "Hahaha!!! Ur fault" Then he...
  • elvishchampion
    elvishchampion Posts: 47 Arc User
    edited October 2008
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    looked in amazement as his bus turned into a transformer and then the most craziest thing happend
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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