Ds Helper Program :3

Dsholder - Dreamweaver
Dsholder - Dreamweaver Posts: 626 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Tideswell (East)
Nation, it has come to my attention that we must let everyone know when we help them, and by we, I mean me. Have we ever made you laugh, killed a boss, soloed an entire instance for you? Have we ever given you amazing discounts on items? Have we ever loaned you money? Have we ever pulled a Delta that we didn't need, or even helped in an FC that we didn't need? Have we ever helped avenged you in cube by killing the person who farmed you? We want to know everything we've done for you to glorify myself everytime I read this thread.

Prizes: The more our ego is boosted will result in more bosses being killed, more mobs being slaughtered, more FCs being pulled, more Deltas being helped with. The real prize here is given to me with your kind and humble posts. So if we have ever helped you with any bosses or anything, please post here on this thread and tell your story! Also don't forget to add, "you're the best barbarian ever!"

Rules: Glorify me, and only me, you have the right to remain silent or post whatever you want to, your post must somehow affect my ego positively and have no negative feedback. -LOL-

Reminder: This thread is to help give myself positive propaganda to make my barbarian seem more powerful and useful than it really is 99% of the time :)

Side Note: I encourage everyone, and I mean everyone to post their own helper program thread.
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  • Paramedic - Dreamweaver
    Paramedic - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,801 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    Reminder: This thread is to help give myself positive propaganda to make my barbarian seem more powerful and useful than it really is 99% of the time :)

    omg! just like me b:victory
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  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hmm...

    +1 to my post count b:question
    Proving that not only archers do math since 2009. b:victory
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  • ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver
    ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,457 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    ooh, i remember that time that u gathered all the world bosses and aoed them to death then powerleveled me in fc and did my edlta cultib:cute

    do i get tokens now? the are getting expensiveb:avoid
  • Escorian - Dreamweaver
    Escorian - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Nation, it has come to my attention that we must let everyone know when we help them, and by we, I mean me. Have we ever made you laugh, killed a boss, soloed an entire instance for you? Have we ever given you amazing discounts on items? Have we ever loaned you money? Have we ever pulled a Delta that we didn't need, or even helped in an FC that we didn't need? Have we ever helped avenged you in cube by killing the person who farmed you? We want to know everything we've done for you to glorify myself everytime I read this thread.

    Prizes: The more our ego is boosted will result in more bosses being killed, more mobs being slaughtered, more FCs being pulled, more Deltas being helped with. The real prize here is given to me with your kind and humble posts. So if we have ever helped you with any bosses or anything, please post here on this thread and tell your story! Also don't forget to add, "you're the best barbarian ever!"

    Rules: Glorify me, and only me, you have the right to remain silent or post whatever you want to, your post must somehow affect my ego positively and have no negative feedback. -LOL-

    Reminder: This thread is to help give myself positive propaganda to make my barbarian seem more powerful and useful than it really is 99% of the time :)

    Side Note: I encourage everyone, and I mean everyone to post their own helper program thread.

    nope you never helped me.
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    ty Nowitsawn

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  • Dsholder - Dreamweaver
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver Posts: 626 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    ooh, i remember that time that u gathered all the world bosses and aoed them to death then powerleveled me in fc and did my edlta cultib:cute

    do i get tokens now? the are getting expensiveb:avoid

    Since there's no system set to legitimately pick you randomly, I'll do it on a favoritism basis and let you win 50 Tokens of Best Luck. Btw that Delta Culti, I did it in my sleep ^_^


    Congratulations! This week winner is ThanosQRT, he received help from Dsholder who soloed Harpy Wraith and 100 FC instances for him. His 50 Perfect Tokens of Luck will be in his mailbox 'one day'
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  • Runemine - Dreamweaver
    Runemine - Dreamweaver Posts: 572 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    One word... NIRVANA b:laugh
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    100 Seeker(The Vortex Beast)
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  • Raequel - Dreamweaver
    Raequel - Dreamweaver Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Wow big ego huh? lol

    Anyways you haven't helped me or my hubby a bit. But I know you're gonna pull both our full Delta's when we ready to do it. You gotta make up for all that neglect b:chuckleb:victory
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  • Venoblaster - Dreamweaver
    Venoblaster - Dreamweaver Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dsholder is the best. Just that.

    Now get AnnaKay to shout that on world chat all day long! b:shutup
  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I laughed at the satire and cried a little that a decently good program is being made fun of. If they wanna help, let them help I say. Even if someone thinks it's just being done to get good relations, at least some people are getting helped in the process c:

    Ok ego stroking. Barbs are soft and furry so, uh, you're like a big fluffy kitty? And everyone likes kitties :3

    b:chuckle
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    Well hi to you too Frankie b:cute
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Since there's no system set to legitimately pick you randomly, I'll do it on a favoritism basis and let you win 50 Tokens of Best Luck. Btw that Delta Culti, I did it in my sleep ^_^


    Congratulations! This week winner is ThanosQRT, he received help from Dsholder who soloed Harpy Wraith and 100 FC instances for him. His 50 Perfect Tokens of Luck will be in his mailbox 'one day'

    I SENSE SCAM! b:avoid


    XDD Anyways, I remember I was in a squad with you and some others for BH89 Eden and since you probably didn't need that BH at 101, so it was helping. b:thanks
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  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    pfft serenity u have been 95 since forever like a month or so before i quited lvl already

    ps yeah i am trolling its almost 6 am cant sleeeeeepp

    oh 1 more thing u notice how when clerics quit they troll forums more than any other class

    decus, paramedic , and moi we should make a club xD
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • Dsholder - Dreamweaver
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver Posts: 626 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Runemine - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    One word... NIRVANA b:laugh

    I remember taking you on my nirvana runs before you had interval ^_^

    Raequel - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Wow big ego huh? lol

    Anyways you haven't helped me or my hubby a bit. But I know you're gonna pull both our full Delta's when we ready to do it. You gotta make up for all that neglect b:chuckleb:victory

    My ego produces powerful things. My ego will bring down the entire instance of FB 19 to BH SoT or Abaddon, it'll drop Snakefist in mid-attack while catapulting Cannonfist across Archosaur.

    Venoblaster - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Dsholder is the best. Just that.

    Now get AnnaKay to shout that on world chat all day long! b:shutup

    Nah, AnnaKay is the best, she's buying me rank 9 instead of buying 100,000 Teles!

    Tearle - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I laughed at the satire and cried a little that a decently good program is being made fun of. If they wanna help, let them help I say. Even if someone thinks it's just being done to get good relations, at least some people are getting helped in the process c:

    Ok ego stroking. Barbs are soft and furry so, uh, you're like a big fluffy kitty? And everyone likes kitties :3

    b:chuckle


    Aha! I know, but, I will let them help if that's their true intentions as a faction. I'm doing this as one, individual player. I'll help more, better, and will show it better (ego speaking ofc).

    The Ego referring to barbs being -soft- is totally false btw.
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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    pfft serenity u have been 95 since forever like a month or so before i quited lvl already

    ps yeah i am trolling its almost 6 am cant sleeeeeepp

    oh 1 more thing u notice how when clerics quit they troll forums more than any other class

    decus, paramedic , and moi we should make a club xD


    HAY HAY NOW, LOAR! D<

    I'M AT 63.5% QQQQ

    I don't play much because of school and when I get on the weekends, I usually just help my guildies or have two weddings to attend.. xD And possibly go to an FC.

    So when if I hit 99, I'm staying 99 for years. b:infuriated
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  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver wrote: »

    The Ego referring to barbs being -soft- is totally false btw.

    Everyone knows barbs are soft and furry.
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    Well hi to you too Frankie b:cute
  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Tearle - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Everyone knows barbs are soft and furry.

    Unless they don't bathe. Then they're crusty and furry.
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  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Unless they don't bathe. Then they're crusty and furry.


    x_x;;
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    Well hi to you too Frankie b:cute
  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    If they go long enough without shampoo, they even grow dreadlocks and become rastabarbians.
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  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    HAY HAY NOW, LOAR! D<

    I'M AT 63.5% QQQQ

    I don't play much because of school and when I get on the weekends, I usually just help my guildies or have two weddings to attend.. xD And possibly go to an FC.

    So when if I hit 99, I'm staying 99 for years. b:infuriated

    QQ dont scream at me. scream at grim he did it ;(

    and wow 2 hubbies a day? no wonder u cant lvl up i am suprised u can go out of bed b:chuckle sry bad jk b:shocked
    *hides before she attacks me with her demon Screaming again*
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    QQ dont scream at me. scream at grim he did it ;(

    and wow 2 hubbies a day? no wonder u cant lvl up i am suprised u can go out of bed b:chuckle

    Why the heck do you always blame me Loar ? b:sad It's not my fault you were late for out date D:

    Yay, now thinking of the 2 hubbies a day ... yea it makes sense, even with one I still can't get out of the bed b:chuckle
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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    QQ dont scream at me. scream at grim he did it ;(

    and wow 2 hubbies a day? no wonder u cant lvl up i am suprised u can go out of bed b:chuckle sry bad jk b:shocked
    *hides before she attacks me with her demon Screaming again*

    Lmao.... xD THEY'RE NOT MY HUBBIES. D<


    It's my friends, d00d.


    ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


    I'm sage, gtfo. >__>


    b:cute
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  • Phoenix - Dreamweaver
    Phoenix - Dreamweaver Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Lmao.... xD THEY'RE NOT MY HUBBIES. D<


    It's my friends, d00d.

    Oh, snap, someone just got put into THE FRIEND ZONE.

    I am here to provide Koolaid, cake, and strictly platonic comforting if anyone needs it.
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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Phoenix - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Oh, snap, someone just got put into THE FRIEND ZONE.

    I am here to provide Koolaid, cake, and strictly platonic comforting if anyone needs it.

    My friends' weddings to be more clear. <.<''
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  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    hey grim i wasnt late u were i had flowers and i even took a bath and i blemt u cause draal wasnt around to blame so u r next best thing to blame b:cute

    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Lmao.... xD THEY'RE NOT MY HUBBIES. D<


    It's my friends, d00d.


    ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


    I'm sage, gtfo. >__>


    b:cute



    oh so u r still single b:cute

    and omg what happend to pwi since when do venos go sage ewww next thing u gonna tell me venos can fly :O
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • AnnaKay - Dreamweaver
    AnnaKay - Dreamweaver Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I just made 30k teles, you're all so fcked. b:victory
  • Loarvion - Dreamweaver
    Loarvion - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    AnnaKay - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I just made 30k teles, you're all so fcked. b:victory

    muhhahahahaha i am not cause i dont play b:victory
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    Calamity RIP 6/11/2010 same day as my birthday tyvm whoever destroyed it for lovely birthday present ;) almost 3 years u will be forever missed

    what will happen now
  • Xarathox - Dreamweaver
    Xarathox - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,657 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    AnnaKay - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I just made 30k teles, you're all so fcked. b:victory

    Think I BL'd you about a month ago. :D
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    Some people live to destroy me

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  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    AnnaKay - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I just made 30k teles, you're all so fcked. b:victory

    Keeps things interesting while doing TT and such C:
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    Well hi to you too Frankie b:cute
  • Dsholder - Dreamweaver
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver Posts: 626 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Today I helped some fellow players with a BH 51! Followed by that I ran a bh 69 ( I usually prefer to do these unwined since I'm capable in an efficient time). I'm also working on doing the Trophy Mode 79 lately, with some practice I believe I can help a squad of lv. 80s-90s get their capes. The hard part here is that clerics don't have chi or the speed to catch up and I don't wanna solo the mobs too far from the party. Another thing here, if uncharmed at the poison mobs I'll have to make it slower most likely, we'll see.
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  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Phoenix - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Oh, snap, someone just got put into THE FRIEND ZONE.

    I am here to provide Koolaid, cake, and strictly platonic comforting if anyone needs it.
    Im willing to take advantage of that offerb:sad
    AnnaKay - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I just made 30k teles, you're all so fcked. b:victory

    Erm as a result of your false promises on the provision of a certain +7 aquadash, on more than three separate occations, i claim atleast 100 of said teleacoustics.
    Fail to provide and you wont be able to walk for a month. =,.,=
  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I have screen shots of Ds helping me with that big eyed boss ( sorry forgot the name atm ) and BH51, do I win something ? b:cute

    ~licks Alias~ oh boy
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