Citrines and the Armor they're in

lolsaucexd

EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Has anyone truly taken a look at their armor after dropping some of those wonderful HP shards into it? Have you stepped back and truly gotten an eyeful of yourself? Odds are, you have. And there's something running through your mind that you just don't want to admit.

You now have an aura of ****.

Yes, it's hard to admit this. Those of us with Flawless Citrines now emit a purple haze of gayness. It can be depressing, when you look at it as such. You can buy cheap fashion to cover it up and claim you're just trying to be an individual. You can run around in your tighty whities, and say that you're just having fun. Truth is, your armor is now ****.

Admitting that you have this problem is the first step to absolution. However, some people think they found a way out. Immaculates. They're just denying the truth, as this point.

Their armor has **** lightning.

At this point, it's too late to absolve yourself of the situation. There's truly no way out of it. You're addicted. All you can do is hope and pray that you aren't an arcane class. Otherwise, that dress your wearing will take on a whole new meaning.

Pink or purple =/= gayness

You sir seem homophobic b:avoid

ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver

lolsaucexd wrote: »

Pink or purple =/= gayness

on the other hand imagine this http://pwcalc.ru/pwi/?char=1a32e3f7be57fa48
with soul of vengeance (green) and the 3.2 wings (yellow)b:laughb:laugh

EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear

b:sweat I love how funny things bring out trolls. Sometimes, the trolls even make me laugh.

Loltank - Harshlands

RazorTank - Lost City wrote: »

Purple is thuper fabelous honey we barbs look great in it......yu should try it

Dude, this guy is correct. There is nothing better than droppping in, Tree of Protectioning, Armageddoning and knowing the last thing your opponent will see will be a flash of **** and then their own mortality.


It's awesome.

EDIT: Not unlike a Dio music video, now that I think about it.

Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear

SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Thats the one, thank you arch-nemesis in the opposing faction. *flings poo*

Now NOw SGT! Only Monkies Fling Poo --- Oh waiit.... Nevermind, carry on. b:pleased

*disclaimer: ... No reason to flame me I just couldn't resist the joke...*

Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary

EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear wrote: »

b:sweat I love how funny things bring out trolls. Sometimes, the trolls even make me laugh.

I thought you were the troll here......


I mean, you started the thread, didn't you? b:chuckle

ZAPATON - Sanctuary

Who cares about the shards glow anyway? I just want the Ultimate Manly Fashion Set already! b:cry

@OP, here's a test for you b:pleased

and 1 more for the lols

Born_Free - Harshlands

EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Has anyone truly taken a look at their armor after dropping some of those wonderful HP shards into it? Have you stepped back and truly gotten an eyeful of yourself? Odds are, you have. And there's something running through your mind that you just don't want to admit.

You now have an aura of ****.

Yes, it's hard to admit this. Those of us with Flawless Citrines now emit a purple haze of gayness. It can be depressing, when you look at it as such. You can buy cheap fashion to cover it up and claim you're just trying to be an individual. You can run around in your tighty whities, and say that you're just having fun. Truth is, your armor is now ****.

Admitting that you have this problem is the first step to absolution. However, some people think they found a way out. Immaculates. They're just denying the truth, as this point.

Their armor has **** lightning.

At this point, it's too late to absolve yourself of the situation. There's truly no way out of it. You're addicted. All you can do is hope and pray that you aren't an arcane class. Otherwise, that dress your wearing will take on a whole new meaning.

You know this brand of posting ALMOST makes it sound like you're QQing because YOU don't have citrine shards.....ijs. b:chuckle
>.> And since when is purple a **** color? Clearly you've never seen Nurfed when he PK's....there is nothing **** about a wizard with purple hair who can nuke your **** faster than you can say: "....Are those Immaculate Citrine shards?!"

The answer is: yes.
You might get the chance to think they're **** before you eat some dirt.

Manakel - Lost City

I like my faggy armor, thank you very much. Especially when it makes me have equal hp to a bm my level. But of course, I myself am a flaming homosexual, so w/e

frankieraye

Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I also bothered making animated pictures with shard glows (among other things), only I lacked the bandwith to share them (and the thread got locked lol).

Here's what I got anyway.

A link to these gifs would be a nice addition to the Wiki..


Closing citrine-bashing thread.