Citrines and the Armor they're in

EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
edited October 2010 in General Discussion
Has anyone truly taken a look at their armor after dropping some of those wonderful HP shards into it? Have you stepped back and truly gotten an eyeful of yourself? Odds are, you have. And there's something running through your mind that you just don't want to admit.

You now have an aura of ****.

Yes, it's hard to admit this. Those of us with Flawless Citrines now emit a purple haze of gayness. It can be depressing, when you look at it as such. You can buy cheap fashion to cover it up and claim you're just trying to be an individual. You can run around in your tighty whities, and say that you're just having fun. Truth is, your armor is now ****.

Admitting that you have this problem is the first step to absolution. However, some people think they found a way out. Immaculates. They're just denying the truth, as this point.

Their armor has **** lightning.

At this point, it's too late to absolve yourself of the situation. There's truly no way out of it. You're addicted. All you can do is hope and pray that you aren't an arcane class. Otherwise, that dress your wearing will take on a whole new meaning.
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    ebonyblood - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    has Anyone Truly Taken A Look At Their Armor After Dropping Some Of Those Wonderful Hp Shards Into It? Have You Stepped Back And Truly Gotten An Eyeful Of Yourself? Odds Are, You Have. And There's Something Running Through Your Mind That You Just Don't Want To Admit.

    You Now Have An Aura Of ****.

    Yes, It's Hard To Admit This. Those Of Us With Flawless Citrines Now Emit A Purple Haze Of Gayness. It Can Be Depressing, When You Look At It As Such. You Can Buy Cheap Fashion To Cover It Up And Claim You're Just Trying To Be An Individual. You Can Run Around In Your Tighty Whities, And Say That You're Just Having Fun. Truth Is, Your Armor Is Now ****.

    Admitting That You Have This Problem Is The First Step To Absolution. However, Some People Think They Found A Way Out. Immaculates. They're Just Denying The Truth, As This Point.

    Their Armor Has **** Lightning.

    At This Point, It's Too Late To Absolve Yourself Of The Situation. There's Truly No Way Out Of It. You're Addicted. All You Can Do Is Hope And Pray That You Aren't An Arcane Class. Otherwise, That Dress Your Wearing Will Take On A Whole New Meaning.


    Sweet Jesus! **** Lightning???

    Wtb Immac.citrines.
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
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  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    b:sad **** Lightning is no joke. I know someone that lost an eye to that stuff.
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Real men glow pink.
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  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    That's not pink. It's light red.
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Real men glow pink.


    Wasn't there an old thread that should all the shards and grades of shards effect on armor? I was actually trying to find it one day.
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    That's not pink. It's light red.

    I think they already have a color for light red, it's called pink.
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
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  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I think they already have a color for light red, it's called pink.

    b:infuriated It's light red!! b:cry
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  • Conavar - Heavens Tear
    Conavar - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,193 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Wasn't there an old thread that should all the shards and grades of shards effect on armor? I was actually trying to find it one day.

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=255002
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Conavar - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=255002

    Thats the one, thank you arch-nemesis in the opposing faction. *flings poo*
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
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  • Sirrobert - Dreamweaver
    Sirrobert - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,395 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Equinox: Moar pink = Moar fun b:cool
    9 out of 10 voices in my head say I'm not crazy... the 10th is singing the music of tetris
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    I'm starting to think this should be moved to the HT forums. Nobody else seems to notice that they radiate ****, except that one dude in the pink dress.....
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    I also bothered making animated pictures with shard glows (among other things), only I lacked the bandwith to share them (and the thread got locked lol).

    Here's what I got anyway.
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  • GreenBeans - Dreamweaver
    GreenBeans - Dreamweaver Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I also bothered making animated pictures with shard glows (among other things), only I lacked the bandwith to share them (and the thread got locked lol).

    Here's what I got anyway.

    stop drop and roll stop drop and roll ><
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Holy ****ing ****! Is that a laser coming outta that cat's mouth?!?
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Holy ****ing ****! Is that a laser coming outta that cat's mouth?!?

    Right at your face, well played.
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Jellytoast - Sanctuary
    Jellytoast - Sanctuary Posts: 1,295 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Right at your face, well played.

    Lol!

    Also, this whole thread made me lol...
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    Wizzypop - Demon Wizard

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    thinking we used when we created them." -Albert Einstein
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    ._. That should be a pet. Or a mount, at the very least. Mouth-laser kittens. So cute, so lethal.
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  • Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary Posts: 914 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Jellytoast - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Lol!

    Also, this whole thread made me lol...

    Don't forget to add in the epic facepalms, too.

    *Facepalms*
    >.<
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Meo-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    ebonyblood - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    meo-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!

    I'm Chargin Meow Lazer!
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
    ~Iron Mike Tyson Enrage.omgforum.net
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    My kitties are staring at me. b:shocked I think they know.
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  • Typhyse - Sanctuary
    Typhyse - Sanctuary Posts: 3,469 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I also bothered making animated pictures with shard glows (among other things), only I lacked the bandwith to share them (and the thread got locked lol).

    Here's what I got anyway.
    That's from 4 immac (or higher grade) garnets, right?
    Demon_Troll: "takes on the appearance of an innocent archer but turns into a mindless idiot once you hear him speak"
    ~Spazz~
  • Okeano - Harshlands
    Okeano - Harshlands Posts: 4,943 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    And what do you have against ****?
  • Typhyse - Sanctuary
    Typhyse - Sanctuary Posts: 3,469 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'm starting to think this should be moved to the HT forums. Nobody else seems to notice that they radiate ****, except that one dude in the pink dress.....
    I was driving home in my first purple-lightning storm a week or so ago. Neither "radiate ****" and they certainly are freaking epic when combined.
    Methinks YOU are the only one who "radiates ****" by making a thread such as thisb:chuckle
    Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »
    And what do you have against ****?
    OOOOOOHHHH...! Someone just got told goodb:chuckle
    Demon_Troll: "takes on the appearance of an innocent archer but turns into a mindless idiot once you hear him speak"
    ~Spazz~
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »
    And what do you have against ****?

    b:angry They ate my Cheerios.
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  • ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver
    ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,457 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    *facepalm*
  • Aisubeki - Sanctuary
    Aisubeki - Sanctuary Posts: 313 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    in before this dumb thread gets locked.
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    remember our fallen heroes
  • EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear
    EbonyBlood - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Why would it get locked? b:question

    Also, you act like I am some sort of **** basher. o.O I just think there should be something against false advertisement.
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  • RazorTank - Lost City
    RazorTank - Lost City Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    ****
  • RazorTank - Lost City
    RazorTank - Lost City Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Purple is thuper fabelous honey ;) we barbs look great in it......yu should try it
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