This made me lol...hard

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  • Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary Posts: 914 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    lolsaucexd wrote: »
    You're a bigger idiot.

    Exactly what the -channeling is for skills that takes 1 second or more to channel. I guess channeling is useless on clerics too since IH is the main heal skill? Very pro because it only gives 0.5 secs to ironheart because of highest amount of channeling. You call that useless? Just one to three pieces of channeling equips and you call them fail. No wonder why you lose aggro, learn how to keep aggro.

    I have an answer for you, no I am not Yulk. Also I have a question for you. Are you tarded?

    You know that arguing with a lvl 100 barb that knows what he's talking about is irrelevant, right? b:chuckle


    EDIT: @Oneji *flings poo at joo* Me stand stands by my arguement. That's a 15m+ mistake, yup yup. :P
    >.<
  • XLakshmix - Sanctuary
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Am I sensing yet again that people's ability to read are diminishing?


    Anyway I never said I would shard my gear with - channeling stones. I simply was trying to point out that just because a person does not shard their gear the way you people would shard them, does not make them fail or stupid. And nowhere did I say a melee class needs -channeling, I simply stated maybe this person wanted it.

    Please people I beg you, learn to analyze a post before making assumptions.

    @Aisubeki

    If your a mage you spam skills >_>. But all joking aside, I rarely see a averagely geared barb, hitting with axes. Usually it is skill spamming. Now if you are talking about -int Melee, that is a totally different argument.



    It's not the inability of reading. It's the fact your in denial that its fail for a barb to have -channeling.
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary wrote: »
    It's not the inability of reading. It's the fact your in denial that its fail for a barb to have -channeling.

    I am not in denial. Please read my post above.
  • Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary Posts: 914 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I am not in denial. Please read my post above.

    LIES!

    10/char
    >.<
  • XLakshmix - Sanctuary
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I am not in denial. Please read my post above.

    I did, and your point is not vaild. You are arguing that it's a persons choice, yes it is....but that doesn't make it not fail.
  • XLakshmix - Sanctuary
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary wrote: »
    LIES!

    10/char



    b:surrender I also smell oracles/hyper noobs Ms Hop....don't you?
  • Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary Posts: 914 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:surrender I also smell oracles/hyper noobs Ms Hop....don't you?

    Yup yup.
    Kinjeto - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Don't worry Oracles teach you how to 'play' the game. b:laugh

    ^ See see!
    >.<
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    @XLakshmix

    Yes I have used oracles in case you wanted to know, and you know where I got them from? From the low level quest, and the 2 oracle's received are to kill The Wicked Pirate.


    On topic:What makes me laugh is the fact that you dont even know the circumstance. For all you know, he could have put the shards in his weapon just for fun(or to make people start a thread on itb:laugh). Of course many would not think this because the mindset is at a certain level there is no such thing as fun, it is all serious business.

    Well I can tell you from my own experience that I once put fire damage shards on my psychic just because I wanted the green glow effect. I did not have Flawless Sapphire shards at the time, so I just wanted to have some fun. And yes, many asked me why I had them in there and that was my answer.

    Now I am not trying to say that is why he put them in there, but I just want to look at the big picture, and that is why I refuse to call a persons decision fail based on my own beliefs.

    (I wont bring statistics of gear into this yet).
  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    @XLakshmix

    Yes I have used oracles in case you wanted to know, and you know where I got them from? From the low level quest, and the 2 oracle's received are to kill The Wicked Pirate.


    On topic:What makes me laugh is the fact that you dont even know the circumstance. For all you know, he could have put the shards in his weapon just for fun(or to make people start a thread on itb:laugh). Of course many would not think this because the mindset is at a certain level there is no such thing as fun, it is all serious business.

    Well I can tell you from my own experience that I once put fire damage shards on my psychic just because I wanted the green glow effect. I did not have Flawless Sapphire shards at the time, so I just wanted to have some fun. And yes, many asked me why I had them in there and that was my answer.

    Now I am not trying to say that is why he put them in there, but I just want to look at the big picture, and that is why I refuse to call a persons decision fail based on my own beliefs.

    (I wont bring statistics of gear into this yet).

    If you would have put the Iceborn (Did I get the namre correctly) phys atk stones in your psy's weap, you'd be screenshoted in this thread as well. Flawless doesn't quite cut. If I'm not mistaken it's another mil to imbue a savant... You CANT miss that.


    If you want to do stuff for lolz, you imbue all shabbies into your nirvana set. What OP did is just a waste.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary wrote: »
    If you would have put the Iceborn (Did I get the namre correctly) phys atk stones in your psy's weap, you'd be screenshoted in this thread as well. Flawless doesn't quite cut. If I'm not mistaken it's another mil to imbue a savant... You CANT miss that.

    Well I did not really understand your post, but I do still have the weapon with the shards in it if you would like to seeb:laugh. But as for Icebourne Stones, I doubt I could afford those anytime soon b:cry, but Flawless I can dob:thanks.
  • lolsaucexd
    lolsaucexd Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Is roar the main aggro skill of a barb? No, it has a very long cooldown.

    Is frighten? No it doesn't build aggro.

    Invoke? Again, a very long cooldown and takes 2 sparks.

    Guess what IS the main aggro skill of a barb? That's right, flesh ream. And what is the channel time of flesh ream? That's right. 0.2 seconds. So even if you got -10% chanel you would only save 0.02 seconds.

    Devour? 0.2 seconds.

    Alacrity? 0.2 seconds.

    You have FOUR skills with a channel time of 1 second, one is mostly useless, 1 is sparingly used, and one is only used for groups of mobs.

    Your epically clueless and your level 100, you use scarlet fruits to level or something? b:chuckle

    Main aggro skill in single targets is indeed flesh ream, could be for at least 2-5 mobs, you can do that, but what about for 6+ mobs? Roar is not your main AOE aggro skill? You show lack of knowledge right there.

    Yes frighten does build aggro too, it doesn't say, but it does not give much of aggro. I guess you don't use it every 15 seconds.

    Of course flesh ream is your main skill for aggro, I am not going to say your wrong, there are situations where you need to switch. But I do not mean do not use flesh ream.

    Invoke takes 20 seconds duration, and 60 seconds cooldown. But shouldn't be 20 seconds of duration be enough to keep yourself alive? You also QQ about it taking 2 sparks? Please learn how to use invoke. Get 10 mobs, invoke, and beastial rage 10 seconds duration and 30 seconds cooldown, you would get 2 sparks back in like how much time? Whether sage or demon, you should build 2 sparks in less than 10 seconds right? What about spark potions? Are you really serious? Complaining about chi cost... As a barb... You should rename your barb to blargh.

    Faster devour helps, and alacrity too.

    Only thing useless on barbarians are Armageddon/perdition like 99% of the time. Only way for that to be useful is to +10 your armors a lot

    Learn how to play. You're level 100 and still don't know how to play? *facepalm*
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    lolsaucexd wrote: »
    Your epically clueless and your level 100, you use scarlet fruits to level or something? b:chuckle

    Main aggro skill in single targets is indeed flesh ream, could be for at least 2-5 mobs, you can do that, but what about for 6+ mobs? Roar is not your main AOE aggro skill? You show lack of knowledge right there.

    Yes frighten does build aggro too, it doesn't say, but it does not give much of aggro. I guess you don't use it every 15 seconds.

    Of course flesh ream is your main skill for aggro, I am not going to say your wrong, there are situations where you need to switch. But I do not mean do not use flesh ream.

    Invoke takes 20 seconds duration, and 60 seconds cooldown. But shouldn't be 20 seconds of duration be enough to keep yourself alive? You also QQ about it taking 2 sparks? Please learn how to use invoke. Get 10 mobs, invoke, and beastial rage 10 seconds duration and 30 seconds cooldown, you would get 2 sparks back in like how much time? Whether sage or demon, you should build 2 sparks in less than 10 seconds right? What about spark potions? Are you really serious? Complaining about chi cost... As a barb... You should rename your barb to blargh.

    Faster devour helps, and alacrity too.

    Only thing useless on barbarians are Armageddon/perdition like 99% of the time.

    Learn how to play. You're level 100 and still don't know how to play? *facepalm*
    Stop trolling.


    There are so many things wrong with your statement that it's plain you're a troll.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • lolsaucexd
    lolsaucexd Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Stop trolling.


    There are so many things wrong with your statement that it's plain you're a troll.

    Learn how to play please. Are you one of those demon barbs with fists? You sound like one.
  • XLakshmix - Sanctuary
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    @XLakshmix

    Yes I have used oracles in case you wanted to know, and you know where I got them from? From the low level quest, and the 2 oracle's received are to kill The Wicked Pirate.


    On topic:What makes me laugh is the fact that you dont even know the circumstance. For all you know, he could have put the shards in his weapon just for fun(or to make people start a thread on itb:laugh). Of course many would not think this because the mindset is at a certain level there is no such thing as fun, it is all serious business.

    Well I can tell you from my own experience that I once put fire damage shards on my psychic just because I wanted the green glow effect. I did not have Flawless Sapphire shards at the time, so I just wanted to have some fun. And yes, many asked me why I had them in there and that was my answer.

    Now I am not trying to say that is why he put them in there, but I just want to look at the big picture, and that is why I refuse to call a persons decision fail based on my own beliefs.

    (I wont bring statistics of gear into this yet).


    Hmmm, I don't have to know the circumstances to know thats its fail for a barb to have - channeling in his axes. b:bye
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    I'm pretty sure I can outperform any barb you have in PvP and PvE.


    Go away Yulk
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • RoidAbuse - Sanctuary
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary Posts: 1,066 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Aisubeki - Sanctuary wrote: »
    exactly... wat...? who spams skills nowadays? anyone with half a brain doesnt.

    Maybe axe barbs?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Making "non-trash-talkers" show their true color. RAGE ON! b:laugh
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hmmm, I don't have to know the circumstances to know thats its fail for a barb to have - channeling in his axes. b:bye

    Well congratulations on coming up with your decision. You can continue to call it fail, and I will continue to play in a way that suits my style and that I have fun.

    @RoidAbuse Exactly

    Happy Gamingb:victory
  • Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary Posts: 914 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hmmm, I don't have to know the circumstances to know thats its fail for a barb to have - channeling in his axes. b:bye

    Well I could probably also say that having chan or crit socketed into any wep is fail. Attack shards are for weps. :P

    Cuz don't you think channeling/crit belongs on an ortament.

    Actually scratch that....

    stats anywhere at anytime are just fail.

    b:laugh
    >.<
  • XLakshmix - Sanctuary
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Well congratulations on coming up with your decision. You can continue to call it fail, and I will continue to play in a way that suits my style and that I have fun.

    @RoidAbuse Exactly

    Happy Gamingb:victory



    b:chuckle Ok then you can continue to play fail if you like, and I'll continue to call it fail. b:laugh LMAO you act like this is your barb, your taking such interest in the people calling it fail. Hmmm, begins to wonder....b:chuckle
  • Cun - Lost City
    Cun - Lost City Posts: 685 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Paramedic - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    read join date of peepz ur arguing with

    ijs..

    What does that have to do with anything?
    Note, Join Date shows the day you joined the FORUMS not the actual game. b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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  • lolsaucexd
    lolsaucexd Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    *removed*
  • ZAPATON - Sanctuary
    ZAPATON - Sanctuary Posts: 875 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Cun - Lost City wrote: »
    What does that have to do with anything?
    Note, Join Date shows the day you joined the FORUMS not the actual game. b:bye

    No, actually, its the date of your first post on that character / account. b:bye

    Edit: Just so it is left clear:

    1.- I know what your point was, and I agree with it.

    2.- Some people could had been lurking around forums since 2008 and never posted till... lets say... yesterday. Don't trust join date O_0
    Madness?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cun - Lost City
    Cun - Lost City Posts: 685 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    ZAPATON - Sanctuary wrote: »
    No, actually, its the date of your first post on that character / account. b:bye

    Exactly, the forums, gee.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Current Goals: none.
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    lolsaucexd wrote: »
    Sure you do blargh. b:bye

    Staying on the floor is so pro, I wish I was as good as you cause you eat the dirt b:sad

    Btw, having fun with wizards using BIDS or clerics using tempest on you? b:bye

    Or getting 2 shot by Krimson?

    Teach me how to be a squad wiper please
    Oh look, you are yulk.


    Maybe one day if you behave, I'll teach you how to play a barb.


    Maybe.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • lolsaucexd
    lolsaucexd Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Oh look, you are yulk.


    Maybe one day if you behave, I'll teach you how to play a barb.


    Maybe.

    No, I am lolsauce, I really hate to keep aggro, I am sooo sick of pure VIT, I want low vit and 5 aps and think I own just like you.
  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:chuckle Ok then you can continue to play fail if you like, and I'll continue to call it fail. b:laugh LMAO you act like this is your barb, your taking such interest in the people calling it fail. Hmmm, begins to wonder....b:chuckle

    1.I don't understand this part.(continue to play fail)

    2.I did not know speaking in someone else defense means it is my character.

    3.I am sorry, you should have told me it makes you laugh when I try to speak in someones defense. b:surrender
  • ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver
    ThanosQRt - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,457 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    lolsaucexd wrote: »
    No, I am lolsauce, I really hate to keep aggro, I am sooo sick of pure VIT, I want low vit and 5 aps and think I own just like you.

    yup it;s yulk.

    who said that he looses aggro.. and 5aps barb rule.
    you are just ignorant and unwilling to adapt and evolve.
  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    I'm not going to bother to relog, so I'll aproximate the numbers
    Ok.... for the special ppl...

    I'm going to assume a simple boss fight, where that barb is ream non-stop. If I remember correctly Flesh ream hasa cast of 0.2 & 3 sec cooldown. Since I don't remember if that's correct let's say 4 sec a ream cycle.

    Since channeling is 0.2x0.03%=0.006 that's how much faster per ream his chanelling is with that Savant of -3 chan.

    Let's say hes in a boss fight. 10 minutes.

    10x60secs=600 seconds overall.
    600/4= 150 number of reams for that fight.

    150x0.006=0.9 numbers of ream per 10 minute fight with that -chan3...

    Now it's late here, so if I made a mistake smb plz correct me.

    But for 10 minutes of non stop reaming... That savant doesn't even add 1 extra ream... Might as well put mana shards in.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Paramedic - Dreamweaver
    Paramedic - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,801 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Cun - Lost City wrote: »
    What does that have to do with anything?
    Note, Join Date shows the day you joined the FORUMS not the actual game. b:bye

    well, in this case it explain a lot
    BUILD EFFICIENCY CALCULATOR: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1129681

    AGGRO MECHANICS: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=481682

    GAME IS DEAD wiki-article: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=938282
  • XLakshmix - Sanctuary
    XLakshmix - Sanctuary Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oneji - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    1.I don't understand this part.(continue to play fail)

    2.I did not know speaking in someone else defense means it is my character.

    3.I am sorry, you should have told me it makes you laugh when I try to speak in someones defense. b:surrender


    Well, your taking way to much interest in it. Did I say it was your character? No, I said makes me wonder since your so defensive over it. To your #3 comment, Yes it makes me laugh your trying to defend a lost cause, get over it and stop trolling. b:byeb:pleased

    People can play anyway they like, but if its epic failure its going to end up here as just that....Epic Failure, so you might want to try and get over it now. b:victory

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