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  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted!
    But only after they nerf the xp room...


    I wish I could get into any FF or GV squad... b:surrender
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but ya were the reason for several squad wipes at the first boss, so they kicked ya and noone will ever invite ya again...

    I wish there were no bhs...
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted! there are now 2 options - no bh & the exp needed to lvl is 10x what it used to be, or same exp requirements and 2 daily quests that are cheaper and give more exp than bhs.

    I wish for a star.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You get your star. But, since stars are giant balls of burning gas as large as our sun, the Earth is engulfed in flames, as well as much of the rest of the solar system.


    I wish to be able to control gravity.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Assburger - Harshlands
    Assburger - Harshlands Posts: 785 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    wish granted. but then your powers went awry and made your skin all saggy. have fun getting ladies...

    I wish I were Lady GaGa so i can wear a trashbag with glitter on it and ppl will just go "oh she's just being GaGa"
    Harshland's everlasting cleric L.uckyrose and damn proud of it

    Should be back very very soon...two weeks from now at most b:bye
    ~Pst...imma girl barb ;-P
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted. You're GaGa. You forgot that the tabloids go crazy about her/him. Fast enough you get tired of all the rumors?! You wanna be a burger made outta **** again.

    I wish computers would never break (as in malfunction, not function at all, as well as the litteral meaning of breaking, ex. in half).
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BarbLord - Raging Tide
    BarbLord - Raging Tide Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted but due to this artificil techonelogy takes over the world and we humans are powerless to stop it because a computer never gets any error and we all end as slaves

    i wish i could get anything i lost back without having to search for it(stuff only not dead people, friends or anything that lives or lived)
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. Every object you've ever lost suddenly appears in front of you. But it seems like you forgot just how much you've lost over the years. The amount of stuff fills your entire room, and you are unable to move because of it.


    I wish to be able to type 60 wpm (words per minute).
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! you learn how to type at 60 wpm on a QWERTY keyboard...
    But then you break it and they only start selling DVORAK keybaords...

    I wish for 100000 wishes!
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    everything you ever lost, you find. Only.. it decomposed already into ashes.

    I wish for a sub.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    A submarine falls out of the sky and crushes you. b:cry

    I wish that I don't find a $100 bill on the ground.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You find nothing on the ground at all.


    I wish to be able to read minds, but only when I want to (it's not always on).
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted. You choose to read somebody's mind right when they are thinking something very bad about you. And that person was dear to you... You regret it, but can never switch it off completely, it auto opens once in a while after the incident.

    I wish for coconuts in a jar.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! but then the jar breaks and you cut yourself b:sad

    I wish I could go a week without sleeping.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Assburger - Harshlands
    Assburger - Harshlands Posts: 785 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Sleep makes you prettty
    so without sleep you become ugly and no girl will ever want to have sex with you...EVER

    i wish for a cracker (the edible thin crunchy kind mind you -__-)
    Harshland's everlasting cleric L.uckyrose and damn proud of it

    Should be back very very soon...two weeks from now at most b:bye
    ~Pst...imma girl barb ;-P
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! but it will be the unsalted kind! b:sin

    I wish it was Saturday again.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Assburger - Harshlands
    Assburger - Harshlands Posts: 785 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    ...i dont have anything to say

    I wish for two grains of salt for my cracker
    Harshland's everlasting cleric L.uckyrose and damn proud of it

    Should be back very very soon...two weeks from now at most b:bye
    ~Pst...imma girl barb ;-P
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! but after getting 2 grains you get 100000 more which ruins your cracker

    I wish that the moon was square.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Assburger - Harshlands
    Assburger - Harshlands Posts: 785 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted. But then the earth's weather is all ****ed up and a typhoon uprooted your house

    I wish for...love b:sad
    Harshland's everlasting cleric L.uckyrose and damn proud of it

    Should be back very very soon...two weeks from now at most b:bye
    ~Pst...imma girl barb ;-P
  • King_Solomon - Heavens Tear
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,341 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted. But now you have no money and will end up robbing a bank, getting jailed, being torn apart and at last led to suicide.

    I wish I had longer hair.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    If you're willing to join another online game do NOT join any hosted by K2 NETWORK. Want to know why? Check BBB complaints.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. Your hair is so long, that it covers your entire body. You can't see, and you can barely walk. Every time you try and to something, your hair gets in the way. Every time you try and get it cut, it grows back a day later.


    I wish to be able to speed read.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! but then you loose your vision in a tragic speed reading incident.

    I wish that WQ only went up to X not XXX...
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted...but the speed of your Aerogear has been reduced to 0.1...

    I wish I'd be in a better mood...
  • BarbLord - Raging Tide
    BarbLord - Raging Tide Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted you are now in a better mood however everyone around you gets a worse mood and that drags you with after a short time and thus you and all people around you are in a negative mood now

    i wish the faction i am in had more active,fun non drama causing, european members
  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted, but 5 seconds later ya got kicked out...

    I wish the next poster would be female... (no better idea atm -.-)
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish not granted. I'm male.


    I wish for all the mats I need for my TT70 equipment.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear
    Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear Posts: 916 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    ^ Wish is granted. You get your TT70 gear, but because of some glitch in game (we all know we have too many of those), you are unable to refine your gear or shard them with any stones.

    I wish for warmer weather.
    I call it how I see it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thanks Santacruz! :D
  • King_Solomon - Heavens Tear
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,341 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted. They cost you 5m though.

    I wish I had a cell phone that would work.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    If you're willing to join another online game do NOT join any hosted by K2 NETWORK. Want to know why? Check BBB complaints.
  • TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear
    TheUnjudged - Heavens Tear Posts: 39 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. It becomes so hot to the point where everyone becomes nudists and commit mass suicides because of the constant heat b:cry


    -EDIT- DAMN got ninja'ed -.-
  • Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear
    Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear Posts: 916 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Since the person before me didn't write a wish, I will take the wish of the person before him.
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Granted. They cost you 5m though.

    I wish I had a cell phone that would work.

    Wish granted. Your new cell phone works perfectly for a day before it crashes and burns while you're using it, causing burn marks on the side of your face.

    I wish I had more rest.
    I call it how I see it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thanks Santacruz! :D

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