Top ten things you dont want your barb to say

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  • Kyni - Dreamweaver
    Kyni - Dreamweaver Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "oh. i was suppose to tank? my bad."

    "give me arcane, i need more MP" o_o;;;;

    "what's a 'tank'?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    -- Current Actives --
    >> Kyni // Arcane Veno // 6x Main
    >> Kynsu // Pure Archer // Xx
    >> Kun // Tank Barb // Xx
  • Shredclaw - Sanctuary
    Shredclaw - Sanctuary Posts: 311 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Can't come yet, I need to pick up some more arrows first.
    I used to wonder why I would have these scary dreams every month. About the wolf, who kept running through town. And as I wondered, I also thought about how I couldn't remember having those dreams before being bitten by this very big dog...



    But now I know the truth.
    And I am not afraid.
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  • Duchess - Dreamweaver
    Duchess - Dreamweaver Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "oooppies" heard this from our barb at least 5 times during 3 RB gamma runs. Usually when we were telling him to get aggro on the boss & he wasnt paying attention b:shocked. The last time was half way through the run & his mom made him log off b:sweat.
    "I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay, becase if I'm bi-curious and I'm somehow made from God, then I figure God might be a little bi-curious himself!" Words of wisdom from South Park. Letting everyone know its okay to be 'A Little Bi-Curious' b:mischievous

    =^.^=ɷ I'm a lucky cat b:cute
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Lol scenario time again:

    BeingHope: Okay! :D _____ ready to pull time? >:D

    _________: YEAH!!!!!

    (Veno starts to pull)

    Barb: BOSS TIME!!!!!

    (Barb suddenly runs into the middle of boss and minions)

    BeingHope: GEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Veno: DUDE YOU JUST MESSED UP MY AWESOME COOL PULL!!!! (okay okay maybe not completely like that but you get the idea lol b:chuckle)

    Barb: Cleric, rev me!

    (Ending scenario, I rev and we pk him out of the place)

    b:angry Worst bh I've ever been in lol
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    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • Kyni - Dreamweaver
    Kyni - Dreamweaver Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    oh, this one i gotta share. :X

    BH for Fushma and Wyvern. we have two barbs, two clerics, a wizard and veno (me). one barb had to go after taking on Fushma, so it's alright with us since we got a second tanker. after Fushma and one of our barbs leaving the party, we then head off to Wyvern. and then, that's where **** happens. this is when we're at where Rankar is, after seeing Rankar walking away and it's safe for us to continue:

    Me: kay, i pull.
    Everyone else: okay
    Me: *pulls one mob and runs near the barb*
    Barb: *goes attack other mobs*
    Everyone inc. me: WTF?! *kills the mob i pulled making sure i don't die and takes care of the two mobs the barb is holding*
    Cleric (our highest level one): *died from barb's mobs and second cleric rev'd him*

    yes, one of our cleric died but we rev'd him and continued to we're almost reaching to the third guardian for the door. before we get there, had to pull more mobs and he did a repeat. so pretty much after our cleric died twice, he left the party and our barb ASSUMED that he "dc'd". we knew he left us, so we're gonna have to continue.

    another set of mobs i need to pull and the barb did it yet again and what happens? now our remaining cleric died and we just finished the mobs. the cleric had to respawn back to town and make his way back here. while the barb, wiz and me arrived at wyvern and pulled the two mobs that are next to him. that went smooth, so all we have to do is wait for the cleric to arrive. the cleric is halfway in the BH when he spotted a walker that he can't run pass, so we all have to escort him back safely.

    during our way to the cleric, the barb is ahead of us, and at the spot where we just run against the walls, he goes right into the mobs and the mobs just goes right after him and all he says to this was "KRAAP!" and keeps on running and running towards near the cleric. the wiz and i tried to tell him to just attack the mobs and the wiz will heal him, but nope! he attacks a bit, so that tells us that we can go right ahead and attack them, so we did. during it, the barb decides to run off again and that leaves both me and the wiz DEAD.

    the mobs made it back to where they once were. and the barb made it to the cleric, so once they took care of the mob thats blocking the cleric's way, the barb then says to us:

    barb: damnit gtg soon
    me: how soon? >.<
    barb: kraap cya
    barb has left the squad
    me: w-wh-WHA?!
    wiz: how rude >.<

    and from there, we had to find another tank and in which we did and got wyvern done which took us longer than we expected. :\

    [edit] also that barb says that he was "busy"
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    -- Current Actives --
    >> Kyni // Arcane Veno // 6x Main
    >> Kynsu // Pure Archer // Xx
    >> Kun // Tank Barb // Xx
  • LloydAsplund - Sanctuary
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary Posts: 3,899 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Right before DW. Sorry guys, my power might go out. Really bad thunderstorm going on. 3 seconds later, dc and never comes back.
    I was early taught to work as well as play,
    My life has been one long, happy holiday;
    Full of work and full of play-
    I dropped the worry on the way-
    And God was good to me everyday.
  • Untamedchaos - Sanctuary
    Untamedchaos - Sanctuary Posts: 383 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Am I supposed to be doing something?






    (right after the veno pulls)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] With a .25x multiplier = 423520 regular


    Booyah.
  • Drazo - Dreamweaver
    Drazo - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,187 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Worse one yet: "I am Kantorek."

    b:shocked
    Non-mule characters:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]....and Drazomyst.
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    The actual worse one yet, I just stole your waffles!b:sad Looking at you untamedchaosb:angry
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    Sounds about right
  • Wolfgore - Heavens Tear
    Wolfgore - Heavens Tear Posts: 293 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    1) I know how to keep aggro on meh! *Armageddons Boss*

    2) What do you mean 5k HP are not enough?

    3) I am only usings fists you noob!

    4) I am a PK barb, i dont have any Buffs! wtf?!

    5) Are you blind man? I am a veno with fur!
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