Top ten things you dont want your barb to say

Dominatiger - Sanctuary
Dominatiger - Sanctuary Posts: 1,066 Arc User
edited September 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
It sems clerics have they thread... wizzards got his thread to... and now its our thread xD.

I will update here the top 10 things that barbs dont want to sayb:shutup
1- brb 15-30 min gota go pick up a friend (in the middle of RB)
2- how do you mean i need tiger form to tank
3-"im about to dccccccccccc"
4- I don't need a MP charm, I have 50 mag
5- "AFK Mom calls" (this hapens a lot to me in TT runs lmao)
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My favorite: I dont have flews reamb:laugh
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  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    What's aggro?
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  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    how do you mean i need tiger form to tank
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • tweakz
    tweakz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Heard this many times as a veno after a barb seemingly ignores boss needed to catch:

    Sorry, bad lag.

    During boss battle:

    Thunderstorm here, high chance of DC!

    When asked what build:

    Pure Mag

    After cyber:

    I'm a woman in RL

    Actually read this once:

    I can't tank Polearm, I thought your Herc was going to.

    I bought this char, and so far I've only tanked MantaVIP with it.
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  • AndromedaB - Sanctuary
    AndromedaB - Sanctuary Posts: 1,376 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    brb 15-30 min gota go pick up a friend (in the middle of RB) we made it though :P
  • Robb - Heavens Tear
    Robb - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    but i dont know how to take a catapult!
  • LaDolceVita - Sanctuary
    LaDolceVita - Sanctuary Posts: 66 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'm MAG build."

    b:shocked
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    Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die."
  • Warmechanism - Harshlands
    Warmechanism - Harshlands Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1-"I'm arcane so I'll wtfpwn mages"
    2-"I can't take many hits I'm dex build"
    3-"LEEEEEEROY JEEEENKINGS in a crowd of mobs whithout making threat"
    4-"I can tank in humanoid form"
    5-"Want to see me perdition that boss?"
    6-*If you're a girl player*b:dirtyb:dirtyb:dirty-Rawr, your smexy!b:dirty*steals panties*
    7-"Im going afk near that aggro, brb!"
    8-"You're cleric, your job is to heal me when I say and shut up! Kiss my enormous amount of HP."
    9-"I have no charm and no pots. Lets kill one mob then meditate this whole century"
    10-"I'm a fist barb XD."

    And basicly anything that ends with "XD"
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  • DaCage - Sanctuary
    DaCage - Sanctuary Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Whats roar?
  • _DarkSeph_ - Sanctuary
    _DarkSeph_ - Sanctuary Posts: 2,294 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1. "You tank"
    2. "I don't need to add vit, barbs already have high HP"
    3. "No need to pull, I'll tank the lot, u heal! LEEEEEEEEEERRROO...... x__X"
    4. "k, I'll tank but I'm gonna lost agro D:"
    5. (to girl players) "wanna ride on my back, it's quicker b:dirty" (13 year olds playing barbs always try that :/)
    6. "I'm LA, so now I pwn pys and mag bosses!"
    7. "**** lost agro!"
    8. "I'm not tanking, I just got a new charm and I dun wanna burn it"
    9. "BM suck barbz ftw nub"
  • Heartstone - Dreamweaver
    Heartstone - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,338 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I don't have flesh ream.


    to that with thunder and DC it happened to me quite a few times LOL
    I'm sorry for misspelling / mistyping and grammar b:surrender

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  • Yukkuri - Heavens Tear
    Yukkuri - Heavens Tear Posts: 624 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'm a tank?"
    "I didn't know we have to use heavy"
    "Flesh Ream Lv1" (along with buffs)
    "I'm lagging!" (I used to have severe lag issues with my old isp)
    "*no response*" I've fallen asleep in fbs before
    "I only use Tiger Form Lv1 to keep my attack, I don't need more hp and speed"
    "Let me protect the wiz against those posion mobs! *roars* *pew*"
    "Arcane helps me against magic mobs"

    There might be more, but this is all I can remember. Some of those I said myself.

    And to the thunderstorm... that happened a lot with me.
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  • TheGoliath - Heavens Tear
    TheGoliath - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,667 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Yukkuri - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "Flesh Ream Lv1" (along with buffs)

    there isn't a real aggro difference between level 1 and level 10 flesh realm

    just more damage
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  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'm drunk."
    "HELP!"
    "Add!"
    "Heal me more! He's out damaging my charm!" (Of course, at this point, I have a solution which stops 99% of physical damage. XD Those who have partied with me know what it is.)
  • FoxRunning - Heavens Tear
    FoxRunning - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    my son has a LOT of trouble with lag, because his sibs also have access to the PC, and he never knows what they were playing. and kansas weather has caused us to DC or leave squads, or risk getting our puters fried by lighting strike.

    what i hate hearing from a barb is "Quit stealing aggro!", directed to my pet and i. i understand their problem, but it leaves me not knowng what pet to use....so i carry a frog who doesnt have bash, flesh ream or anything like that, to use then

    Yukkuri - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "I'm a tank?"
    "I didn't know we have to use heavy"
    "Flesh Ream Lv1" (along with buffs)
    "I'm lagging!" (I used to have severe lag issues with my old isp)
    "*no response*" I've fallen asleep in fbs before
    "I only use Tiger Form Lv1 to keep my attack, I don't need more hp and speed"
    "Let me protect the wiz against those posion mobs! *roars* *pew*"
    "Arcane helps me against magic mobs"

    There might be more, but this is all I can remember. Some of those I said myself.

    And to the thunderstorm... that happened a lot with me.
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  • Ascii - Harshlands
    Ascii - Harshlands Posts: 450 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Oh so im not suppose to Armageddon?
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  • Darkhawkclaw - Heavens Tear
    Darkhawkclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 285 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    everyones just missing the basics.

    "ut oh"

    and

    "SORRY"

    OR

    "im about to dccccccccccc"
  • Oichii - Dreamweaver
    Oichii - Dreamweaver Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Well, Not sure I am gonna point out 10 but here are 3 famous "Quotes" by Real Barbarians :

    1> "Dude, I am soo sleepy I might just fall asleep on my Keyboard.."
    - Supernova, Dreamweaver
    (To our horror, he actually did that before last boss FB51 and we had to call off the FB since no tank wanted to do just the last boss ~_~ )

    2> "Run !! "...... ~Runs away abandoning everyone, 2/6 ppl are already dead~
    - Cant Remember name, On an FB59 Raid Unwined gone bad >_>
    (Later revealed he didnt have Charm or GAs ~_~and was at 90% and didnt want to die, Booted him b:angry )

    3> "Barbarians are the fastest levellers in game , I levelled from 1 - 36 in under a day"
    - DTWilds, Dreamweaver
    ( I am yet to believe this statement o_o.... Heck, It took me 2 - 3 Days to get to 30 even on my Veno ~_~)

    b:surrender
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Let the BM tank."
    "Ok, start healing me once I get aggro from all of those guys"
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  • Ascii - Harshlands
    Ascii - Harshlands Posts: 450 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I thought you said I needed a MP charm… not HP
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  • Crazydan - Heavens Tear
    Crazydan - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,178 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Massive HP i thought barbs were suppose to have massive MP


    Seriously this barb had about 4kHP and 8kMP i wanted to cry
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  • david12345
    david12345 Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Anyone got a spare HP charm? Mine's about to run out <During RB, midwave>

    Oh yea, repair, forgot that <During RB, midwave>
  • Vellamo - Heavens Tear
    Vellamo - Heavens Tear Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    what do all these red icons of my armor on the right side of the window mean
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  • Viriilink - Lost City
    Viriilink - Lost City Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Beefums - My base vit is three.
  • KungFu_Fight - Harshlands
    KungFu_Fight - Harshlands Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    i dont hang around barbs so idk what they sayXD but barbs are manly so try not to sound girly :) thats all i know about :D but more abour bm and veno ohh i tryed barb didnt work out for me so im staying as girl :Db:victory
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  • Vellamo - Heavens Tear
    Vellamo - Heavens Tear Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "Kiss my furry butt"
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  • Warmechanism - Harshlands
    Warmechanism - Harshlands Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'm not gonna tank until you ride on my back!b:dirty (preferably after the boss was already hit)b:laugh
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  • Shinta - Lost City
    Shinta - Lost City Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    What's bite mean?

    Roar...is that important? I didn't get it.

    *mid HH* g2g bye *has left the party

    Oh, barbs are supposed to have vit? I'm Str/Dex.
    Allons-y!!!!

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  • Stickygreen - Heavens Tear
    Stickygreen - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,158 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    rofl

    10char
    Less QQ more Pew Pewb:thanks

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  • Stickygreen - Heavens Tear
    Stickygreen - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,158 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    oops.. double post.. buutt

    the one i use the most

    (on a boss)

    "afk guys trolling forums.. dun die pl0x"


    or after a party wipe and on vent all i hear is

    "STICKY YOU NOOB"

    i say

    "calm down.. i was reading my emails.. you all fail for dieing >_>"
    Less QQ more Pew Pewb:thanks

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