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Your mother's INT modifier is so low, she thinks a seer is someone who isn't blind. Your mother's CHA modifier is so low, the local match maker couldn't pair her with an oger. Q: What's the biggest joke in D&D? A: Fourth Edition. A DM truly does have all the power in the world; he can stop ALL of the fun the players are…
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A warrior comes home from a long day of travelling with a duck under his arm. His wife yells, "Where have you been? Have you been stepping out on me?" The warrior replies, "No; see, this is the dragon I've been tousling with." His wife stared blankly at him for a moment and says, "That's a duck," to which the warrior…
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A wizard is up late, studying musty old tomes to enhance his understanding of magic when he hears a knocking at the door. When he answers it, much to his surprise, it's an Illithid. the Illithid says to him, "Your devotion to your craft has caught our attention. Do you have a few minutes to talk about the Collective?" to…