I think some things should never be "tamed," such as the Tarrasque. Even though everyone would like to ride a dragon, "There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child. " - King Osric ie,…
How to Launch in Safe Mode: Launch game like regular, where it asks for username and password, click the options up top and mark Safe Mode. Should work(for most). Enjoy! *Looks into gateway* Thanks daxtax86! Wish I found it before replying... I just got in launching in Safe Mode so found ur post too late, T_T.
Wow just happened to me :( I can play my other char (which is lvl 2 and not a keeper), but not my main. Sucks when you want to start your 8+ hour crafts and can't, lol. Ah well, such is beta and gaming in general, Good times w the bad. Guess I'll delete and remake a char I'll actually want to keep to play during periods…
A half-orc was reading the morning tribune and read that more adults are living at home with their parents, that surprised the half-orc, who shouted, "Mom! Did you read this?" The half-orc was so surprised he dribbled some slop onto his bib. Joking, the half-orcs mom read that to him. (At the risk of ruining the joke: He…
I'd love to make an archer! *_* It's what I'm looking forward to the most. Secound would be a more varied spellcaster with more aim towards damage than character control(cc), I want a sorceress!! T_T
A wizard prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the wizard, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the wizard and commanded him: "Prophet, tell me when you will die!" The wizard realized…
The knight returned to King Neverember's castle with prisoners, bags of gold and other riches from his victories. "Tell me of your battles," said the king. "Well, sire, I have been robbing and stealing on your behalf for weeks, burning all of the villages of your enemies in the north." The king was horrified. "But I have…
Not sure if mine has been said, so I'll toss a handful out there to make up for it if they've already been used to caption the screen shot, hope at least one of these hasn't been said already: 1) Expeditious Retreat! 2) I think I just failed a Spot Check. 3) An eye for an eye takes on an entirely new meaning. 4)The story…