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Thats funny
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Guns don't kill people, magic missiles do.
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A dwarf and an elf step into the moonstone mask and sit at the table. The waitress asks if she could take their order. The Dwarf says. "I'll take a 24oz steak. Rare. With a bottle of Dragonfire." The Waitress responds, "And what about the vegetable?" The Dwarf looks at the elf and growls, "He'll take the steak too, and…
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A dwarf and an elf step into the moonstone mask and sit at the table. The waitress asks if she could take their order. The Dwarf says. "I'll take a 24oz steak. Rare. With a bottle of Dragonfire." The Waitress responds, "And what about the vegetable?" The Dwarf looks at the elf and growls, "He'll take the steak too, and…
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How do you know a dwarf raided your pantry? Only the bottom halves of the shelves are empty. How do you know an elf raided your pantry? Only vegetables and fruits are missing. How do you know an ogre raided your pantry? Pantry? What pantry?
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An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in the fallen Tower tavern when each notices a fly in their glass. The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side. The human removes the fly and keeps drinking. The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya *******! Spit it out!"
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A man walks around on the fair and comes across a dwarf on a chair with a rope in his hand.. the man asks: what kind of ride is this? the dwarf replies: bungyjumping for gnomes.