Bro #1:"We killed the dragon! We killed the Dragon! We ... we're never going to have girlfriends, are we?" Bro #2: "Don't look so down dude. At least Sarah's playing with us again." Bro #1: "Yeah but she hasn't passed on a single rare. She can't even use half of them." Bro #2: I have a two-part question. a) Are you kidding…
At a bar two female elves make their way to their seats only to have them stolen by two halfling girls. The first turns to the second and says "You gonna drop the gold for these drinks?" The second elf glares at the gnomes and replies within earshot: "Sorry I'm a little short." The halflings glare and look up form their…