You realize there is a certain irony about your role as a "non-destructive technician" and the description of your crash? Not that I'm opposed to irony, mind you.
Okay, for the most part, it's been a very poor showing on the responses. There has really only been about 4-5 worth a chuckle. I think we can do better than this. Let me lob a few out and maybe that will get people on a roll. - Do you parents know you have their credit card? - Most of us would have discretionary funds too…
You know, all the drama and apocalyptic discourse is funny to read, but it does make me ashamed to be somehow associated with so many crybabies and villians.
Don't believe everything you read. I guarantee you the temper tantrums and conspiracy theories polluting the forums right now don't reflect reality. Whatever the real story and outcome is from the exploits, the forums are not your ticket to truth. The screaming and crying will die down in a week or two and people will find…