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Arguing with people on the internet is like winning the special Olympics... You may take home the gold in an event or 2, but you ARE still <font color="orange">HAMSTER</font> at the end of the day...
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Two tank peanuts were walking down a dungeon corridor and one of them was assaulted.
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does anyone else have a funny glitch where the cloth on bosses blows up like marilyn monroes dress? Is this intentional? are there bosses with skirts later in the game? Was this some Dev that had a 3d sculpted model of brooklyn decker and forgot to take out the dress blowing upskirt physics module out of the programming?…
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So a dwarf a elf and and human are stranded in the wastes and stumble upon a ring of wishing. The ring says "make a wish but you each only get one." so the dwarf says "i wish my people were all free and equal in height to humans and had their own lands in the underlands." the ring granted this and all dwarf kind grew 3…
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THE DWARF DANGLE: So a dwarf and a ogre are sitting in a tavern, the dwarf approaches the ogre and says. "Oh my! are you a real ogre!?" The ogre says "Thats a stupid question, leave me alone...". The dwarf persists and says " well, i am to die of the spellplague soon and there was one last wish i had that only a ogre could…
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An elven bard walks into a tavern and asks the crowd, "Who's dragon is that outside?" An older gentleman, dressed in archmage robes stands up, and replies "Mine. Why?" The bard somberly approaches the mage. "I regret to inform you that a halfling in our party has killed your dragon" "What!" erupts the archmage. "Your…
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Why do dwarfs have such big nostrils? Look at the size of their fingers!!
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A horny harlot walks into a tavern and asks the bar keep who has the biggest codpiece in the place as she has an itch that needs scratching. The barkeep says "there is a dwarf in the other room, i hear hes got a 3 foot member!" So the wench walks to the next room and walks to the only dwarf in the tavern and says "so, i…
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After the Spellplague, Shadowvar agents slew Fzoul Chembryl, allowing Manhoon's clone Orbakh, now the only remaining clone, to assume control of the remnants of the Black Network.
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Mahoons last clone, Orbakh was eventually left in command. Fzoul was killed.