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• Four things you DON'T want your players to say: 1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to move silently" 2.Apprentice to mage: "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around." 3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4x3x4m room, when the mage says, with serious tone:…

  in Neverwinter Jokers and Jesters Wanted! Comment by lancefriendly May 2013
• An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass. The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side. The human removes the fly and keeps drinking. The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya *******! Spit it out!"

  in Neverwinter Jokers and Jesters Wanted! Comment by lancefriendly May 2013