What about all the rare purple spider owners? How you think they feel? They paid 200 for a mount. We got an equal mount ( except in number of legs ) for 60. For as much as they paid their mounts could belch fire and HAMSTER lightning and I'd be ok with that. Just breathe and relax...It will all be ok
There is an old movie, can't remember the name. One of Tom Hanks first films. Group of friends play a D&D type PnP game but Tom goes crazy and ends up thinking that's the real world, gets put in an asylum. Funny stuff.
Sounds like the weapon does what its intended to do, make the first ten or so lvls easier. (not that it was difficult in any way shape or form ) People that paid $60-$200 should get something for their investment. Save your sour grapes. F2P or P2W if you don't like it don't play it.
Better re-check step 13. says "Ask wife to make you breakfast." May wanna change that to "Ask wife to make ME breakfast.", I mean unless u want your wife to make me breakfast. Totally ok with that.
Been using the names Izulie and Izuzul ( female and male ) since I first started playing D&D. Not sure why, just like 'em. People just call me Iz, nice and simple.