"You walk down the stairs and find yourself in a small cellar, You estimate the area to be around 20x20 feet; Torches are spaced evenly on the walls and illuminate the entire cellar." "I look around, what's in the cellar?" "Glancing around the room you see several shelves containing bottles and casks, of what you assume to…
They will reward us by transforming all of our gear and currencies into party poppers that shoot cats out of them. Everyone running around in suits of party popper mail armor, shotting cats everywhere... glorious.