What do you call a 3ft halfling? Tall What do you call a dwarf who didn't pick up a copper coin? Blind What do you call a dwarf with a keg of ale? Sober What do you call a dwarf with an empty keg? Still sober
What do Hawaii and Neverwinter have in common, they both don't are Neverwinter, what are different about them, one has been invaded, the other is being invaded.
A pineapple and a imp walk into a tavern for a drink, The pineapple asks "What is an imp doing in a tavern." So the imp replies "What in the name of Shar is a pineapple doing in neverwinter!?!?!?".