A beholder goes to the optomestrist. He asks if he can use contacts instead of his monocle, the optomestrists goes Dont you mean conTACT?! R.I.P. optomestrist.
The two major festivals in Turmish are the Feast of the Moon also known as the Festival of Lovers. This is because participants are usually married or consumating new marriages with drinking and other celebratory activities, it happens on a night after midsummer. The second festival is Reign of Misrule and it takes place…