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Q: What do you call an Orc with half a brain? A: Gifted.
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Q: What do Underdark elves wear? A: Drowsers!
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Q: How do you tell the difference between a male and female dwarf? A: The females have slightly less back hair.
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An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying beers in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass. The elf places his napkin over the glass and politely pushes it off to the side. The human removes the fly and keeps drinking. The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya louse! Spit it out!"
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Two Zombies are eating a Devoted Cleric. One turns to the other and says, "I was in the mood for a light lunch."