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I know we all missed them, but they are BACK!!!! Fawnny.. but true.

clonkyo1clonkyo1 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 3,553 Arc User
edited December 2014 in General Discussion (PC)
THE FAWNTASTIC FAWN JOKES ARE BACK!!! Fawnbulous!!
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- "Oh!! 'Professions!!' :facepalm: , Good luck!"
- "For anyone who wants to change their enchants but wants unbound ones, trading with players/using the auction house is the way to go"
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  • vasdamasvasdamas Member Posts: 2,461 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    "Bacon", "Emergency rations", "venison"...yeah, I already see those running around
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    WTB Class Reroll please
  • frishterfrishter Member Posts: 3,522 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Oh deer...
  • gleichgewichtnwgleichgewichtnw Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Fawnsteh ich nicht.


    Ok, its not funny for you guys, I know. Except you understand german. :P
  • chaelkchaelk Member Posts: 5,727 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    oh yay, jokes as fawny as Grond and upChuck Norris one
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  • avengingangel93avengingangel93 Member Posts: 192 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I didn't choose the fawnlife. The fawnlife chose me ;)
  • miniar0isminiar0is Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Oh deer. Not this bucking punfest again.
    I fawned over it last year, but this year I doen't think I should participate.
    Makes my friends cringe.
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  • mystagoguemystagogue Member Posts: 322 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Back in that rut, huh...
  • ghosty2aghosty2a Member Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I know I'll never be fawngiven for not bucking the trend, but I just gotta get in the same rut as everyone else and pun as they are doeing.
    We are Ancient Spirits
  • khimera906khimera906 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 898 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    The fawn is always greener on the other side...
    I hate dancing with Lady Luck. She always steps on my toes.
  • kozahmiekalkozahmiekal Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    The fawning dead!
  • ironzerg79ironzerg79 Member, Neverwinter Moderator, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 4,942 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Be a deer and rein in these puns, please.
    "Meanwhile in the moderator's lounge..."
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  • ghoulz66ghoulz66 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 3,748 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I like deer sausage...
  • zebularzebular Member, Neverwinter Moderator, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 15,270 Community Moderator
    edited December 2014
    What happened to the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

    She had mittens!

    What? You thought this was going to be a fawnny joke? You were deerly mistaken.
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  • kozahmiekalkozahmiekal Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    4+3 = Sefawn
  • kozahmiekalkozahmiekal Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Watched a few shows the other day, found an old animated classic, FAWNGULLY
  • nightspiritgnightspiritg Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 102 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    It started last year,I think because some got tired of the same old religious/political chat around the fishing holes,looks like we created a yearly tradition,but we cant help it,its fawn!
  • kozahmiekalkozahmiekal Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    double the fawn its doublemint fawn?
  • kozahmiekalkozahmiekal Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    can't wait for the release of Mr. Fawnur
  • kozahmiekalkozahmiekal Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    2 fawnny, 2 furious?
  • dragoness10dragoness10 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 780 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Nobody has mentioned Fawnzi. Happy Days.
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  • shadevpshadevp Member Posts: 234 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Fawntastic thread :D
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