Man: What I'm saying is, if you buy this sword and along with some armor I am also selling, then you will no longer be just a troll, but you would be a War Troll! So do we have ourselves a deal?
Troll: *realizes he can now be the troll to yell at other lower ranking trolls* DEAL!
There is no such thing as Pleather Armor.
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This is the last picture taken of Dave. As it turns out, there really isn't a safe way to pick a troll's nose. It is, however, most unsafe to do so with a sharpened blade.
On a lighter note, the troll pictured here reports he has never been able to breath so easily, and his speech has improved since the blockage was removed.
Rest in peace, Dave.
"A rather peculiar and relatively unknown power, trolls have the innate ability to make (seemingly) any inanimate object vanish by simply hate-staring it out of existence! This would-be-hairdresser, undoubtedly, learned the hard way when his chair suddenly and rather inexplicably vanished from beneath him as he foolishly tried to coax this troll into allowing him to give it a haircut.
Where these objects end up is anybody's guess. Though it has been speculated that there exists a pocket dimension that only the trolls have access to as no one in Sigil or any of the plane faring races have had the luck (or perhaps misfortune) of finding. Others speculate still, that in fact it has been found and is in regular use by the Lady of Pain as one of her many mazes where she sends her victims to die a slow and agonizing death, lost forever in mountain of trash."
-exercept from the Hitchhiker's guide to the Planes on the subject of Trolls.
Rodney the Rogue busted out his best moves,even throwing on his mother's favorite rooster tail lampshade hat ..but it was no use, Rolf the troll was not amused and simply looked away in disgust thinking.."White man no can jumpdance"
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- JailBreak (in development)
Rogue: Watch the daggers?.. you watch your NOSE!!!
Troll: *realizes he can now be the troll to yell at other lower ranking trolls* DEAL!
Ohh First the wife walks out on me now this!
On a lighter note, the troll pictured here reports he has never been able to breath so easily, and his speech has improved since the blockage was removed.
Rest in peace, Dave.
Where these objects end up is anybody's guess. Though it has been speculated that there exists a pocket dimension that only the trolls have access to as no one in Sigil or any of the plane faring races have had the luck (or perhaps misfortune) of finding. Others speculate still, that in fact it has been found and is in regular use by the Lady of Pain as one of her many mazes where she sends her victims to die a slow and agonizing death, lost forever in mountain of trash."
-exercept from the Hitchhiker's guide to the Planes on the subject of Trolls.
Rodney the Rogue busted out his best moves,even throwing on his mother's favorite rooster tail lampshade hat ..but it was no use, Rolf the troll was not amused and simply looked away in disgust thinking.."White man no can jumpdance"
Rodney the Troll King: Why can't we all just get along?
OH Man! You have a Black Lotus card!!! ...I'll trade you my Lunchables for it.
-What!?:mad:
-Look at my pretty bonnet!
Ann Manistee Traverse - Human Science ~~ Oken Miquat - Saurian Tactical
Exin Jor - Joined Trill Engineer ~~ Vartox - Romulan Science
Dn'Dok, son of Ladok - Klingon/Romulan Engineer ~~ Mosa M'ren-faa - Ferasan Tactical
Krushan Twinn - Orion Science
Can trickster rogue transform this nasty troll into a handsome hunk?
On the next episode of Neverwinter Extreme Beauty Makeover...
Can trickster rogue transform this nasty troll into a handsome hunk?