Ok, i know many players ask for tenebrous nerf, others ask for TR nerf, and many others want GWFs or GFs nerfed to hell.
But i'm here to discuss my own nerf request. Something must be done. For all the players. For Neverwinter. For my own sanity.
NERF JUMP TO HELL
I can't stand people bunnyhopping.
I'm PvPing, the TR runs out of options... and starts bunnyhopping. I take him down as fast as i can, but the damage is done. I feel my brain that starts bunnyhopping too.
Or that mage... he runs out of teleports and is on CD...and he jumps!!!!! He jumps like a freaking monkey in heat!!!!! I kill him but i can still see his ghost bunnyhopping and have fun of me!!!!!!
Even if i look elsewhere, or if it's not my target who is bunnyhopping but another player... i can see it with my peripheral vision!!!!!
Monkeys in heat everywhere!!
Now, if i see people jumping in real life, i want to hit them!!!
And bunnies? Bunnies are cute, right? NO!!!!!! If i see them jumping i want to kill them, and then say "jump now, you mother*****!!!!!! Jump in Hell!!!!"
NERF BUNNYHOPPING TO HELL!!!
Ok, may be not to hell, but i want a cute cooldown on jump. Even just a 2 seconds cooldown. May be 3 seconds.
Yeah, 3 seconds would be enough...yeah...3 seconds...just 3 tiny seconds... wouldn't hurt anyone,right?...right?
Yeah...
No more monkeys....
3...
tiny...
seconds...
now sleep...
sleep...
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pers3phoneBanned Users, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited October 2013
Nice picture I rarely like memes but this one is cute. (llantiss is a jumper BTW from what I've seen in some videos, and I am too - I can't help it :P).
yeah i'm gonna have to say no to the jump nerf. although i would like to request that a new enchantment be created specifically for jump height and incorporate a dodge percentage so a r10 Bounce enchantment would allow you to jump from PE to the moonstone mask.
also, to the OP... yeah, we need you to come in on saturday so you can resubmit those TP reports. you did get that memo, right? yeah...
People jump to make it alittle more difficult to lock on and fire spells at them, The first time I nailed a jumping jack TR with a TAB'ed Ice Strike... a thing of beauty that little white statue
What about the TR's tumbleweed inpersonation move 25 meters at a time lol *rolling rolling rolling*
ROFL on this thread i was imaganing pando83 pulling his hair out while typing this oh and i do jump sometimes too its just a habbit that comes from other games....Would like to see the char make a move like somersault or somethin while jumping haha
LMAO,
i wish i saw this yesterday, i just spit my coffee all over my desk. I feel the same way OP , it actually makes you want to really hurt them the more they jump so use it as motivation.
Pfff, what a butthurt.
OP should visit a doctor, such nervous reaction may damage his health and mental condition.
And you know what? I don't care about jumpers. My guild mates don't care about jumpers. And most of the community doesn't care about jumpers. But surely devs should drop everything important - dungeon fixes, bug fixes, new content development - and take care about jump cooldown?
Grow up.
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beckylunaticMember, NW M9 PlaytestPosts: 14,231Arc User
It really must be...or may be his joke detector is bunnyhopping somewhere.
But i lol'ed so hard at the "grow up" bottom line.
It's like the kick on the balls after being slapped in the face.
Hopefully someone will fix his joke detector, one day...poor sslothzz guy...
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I agree with you about that. It's annoying.
I hope not. I hate bunnies.
I want jump cooldown. 3 tiny seconds.
I'll say it again.
3
tiny
seconds
2 tiny seconds would be enough too.
You can still jump.
once, every 2 seconds.
One tiny jump.
Even a better example of the original bunnyhopping w/ flag captures forward rocket jumping scripts grenade jumps
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also, to the OP... yeah, we need you to come in on saturday so you can resubmit those TP reports. you did get that memo, right? yeah...
That said this thread is making me laugh so hard I can't breathe.
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What about the TR's tumbleweed inpersonation move 25 meters at a time lol *rolling rolling rolling*
And seriously, the QQing in PvP has gotten to this point? I am thinking that PvPers are just a bunch of children and whiners
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what anoys me is the full healthbar showing if a dead one gets up.
xD. I think that Neverwinter needs a defrag mode.
You didn't understand the meaning of the thread, unlike all the guys who actually took the time to have a laugh.
Eventually, you'll learn that too.
BTW, the thread is not about gameplay but about purely the visual part of bunnyhopping. just need to read better.
i wish i saw this yesterday, i just spit my coffee all over my desk. I feel the same way OP , it actually makes you want to really hurt them the more they jump so use it as motivation.
OP should visit a doctor, such nervous reaction may damage his health and mental condition.
And you know what? I don't care about jumpers. My guild mates don't care about jumpers. And most of the community doesn't care about jumpers. But surely devs should drop everything important - dungeon fixes, bug fixes, new content development - and take care about jump cooldown?
Grow up.
Joke detector is broken.
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It really must be...or may be his joke detector is bunnyhopping somewhere.
But i lol'ed so hard at the "grow up" bottom line.
It's like the kick on the balls after being slapped in the face.
Hopefully someone will fix his joke detector, one day...poor sslothzz guy...