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pando83pando83 Member Posts: 2,564 Arc User
edited October 2013 in PvE Discussion
Ok, i know many players ask for tenebrous nerf, others ask for TR nerf, and many others want GWFs or GFs nerfed to hell.
But i'm here to discuss my own nerf request. Something must be done. For all the players. For Neverwinter. For my own sanity.

NERF JUMP TO HELL

I can't stand people bunnyhopping.
I'm PvPing, the TR runs out of options... and starts bunnyhopping. I take him down as fast as i can, but the damage is done. I feel my brain that starts bunnyhopping too.
Or that mage... he runs out of teleports and is on CD...and he jumps!!!!! He jumps like a freaking monkey in heat!!!!! I kill him but i can still see his ghost bunnyhopping and have fun of me!!!!!!

Even if i look elsewhere, or if it's not my target who is bunnyhopping but another player... i can see it with my peripheral vision!!!!!

Monkeys in heat everywhere!!

Now, if i see people jumping in real life, i want to hit them!!!
And bunnies? Bunnies are cute, right? NO!!!!!! If i see them jumping i want to kill them, and then say "jump now, you mother*****!!!!!! Jump in Hell!!!!"

NERF BUNNYHOPPING TO HELL!!!

Ok, may be not to hell, but i want a cute cooldown on jump. Even just a 2 seconds cooldown. May be 3 seconds.
Yeah, 3 seconds would be enough...yeah...3 seconds...just 3 tiny seconds... wouldn't hurt anyone,right?...right?


Yeah...
No more monkeys....
3...
tiny...
seconds...
now sleep...
sleep...
...
..
.
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  • rezlezrezlez Member Posts: 88
    edited October 2013
    *pats your head*


    I agree with you about that. It's annoying.
  • pers3phonepers3phone Banned Users, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Nice picture :) I rarely like memes but this one is cute. (llantiss is a jumper BTW from what I've seen in some videos, and I am too - I can't help it :P).
  • pando83pando83 Member Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Is that a cat paw? it's not a Bunny, right?
    I hope not. I hate bunnies.

    I want jump cooldown. 3 tiny seconds.
    I'll say it again.
    3
    tiny
    seconds
    2 tiny seconds would be enough too.

    You can still jump.
    once, every 2 seconds.
    One tiny jump.
  • slayorianslayorian Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Better yet. If you get hit for over 3% of your max HP while jumping, you get proned. Makes sense to me.
  • rollingonitrollingonit Member Posts: 1,322 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    We can pretend.
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  • melodywhrmelodywhr Member Posts: 4,220 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    yeah i'm gonna have to say no to the jump nerf. although i would like to request that a new enchantment be created specifically for jump height and incorporate a dodge percentage so a r10 Bounce enchantment would allow you to jump from PE to the moonstone mask.

    also, to the OP... yeah, we need you to come in on saturday so you can resubmit those TP reports. you did get that memo, right? yeah... ;)
  • abell39abell39 Member Posts: 1,175 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    People jump because the extra screen movement gives the illusion that they're moving faster even though they're not.

    That said this thread is making me laugh so hard I can't breathe.
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  • magnusvanguardmagnusvanguard Member Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    People jump to make it alittle more difficult to lock on and fire spells at them, The first time I nailed a jumping jack TR with a TAB'ed Ice Strike... a thing of beauty that little white statue :)

    What about the TR's tumbleweed inpersonation move 25 meters at a time lol *rolling rolling rolling*
  • jacksoonjacksoon Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 332 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Yeah, is boring see people jump for avaoid some skill, but you can still it them. And is funny fire them an avalache in the knee while they jump xD
  • bracer2bracer2 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 566 Bounty Hunter
    edited October 2013
    Nerf requests = Self mutilation
  • tcarncetcarnce Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 976 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    request denied.
  • chemboy613chemboy613 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 1,521 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    bunnyhopping is sometimes necessary when kiting adds and the adds get in front of you - ever kited SP on a GF?

    And seriously, the QQing in PvP has gotten to this point? I am thinking that PvPers are just a bunch of children and whiners :(
  • fakatikfakatik Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 151 Bounty Hunter
    edited October 2013
    Fun fact: If you get killed while doing a dance emote, your green ghost will still continue dancing.
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  • tcarncetcarnce Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 976 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    hahaha.
    what anoys me is the full healthbar showing if a dead one gets up.
  • drsconedrscone Member Posts: 309 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Tele Savalas, Dwarf Thaumaturge CW
    Putting the Buff into Debuff since 2013 \o/ (Does that even make sense)?
  • muhacmuhac Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    ROFL on this thread i was imaganing pando83 pulling his hair out while typing this :D oh and i do jump sometimes too its just a habbit that comes from other games....Would like to see the char make a move like somersault or somethin while jumping haha
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • pando83pando83 Member Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    chemboy613 wrote: »
    bunnyhopping is sometimes necessary when kiting adds and the adds get in front of you - ever kited SP on a GF?

    And seriously, the QQing in PvP has gotten to this point? I am thinking that PvPers are just a bunch of children and whiners :(

    You didn't understand the meaning of the thread, unlike all the guys who actually took the time to have a laugh.

    Eventually, you'll learn that too.

    BTW, the thread is not about gameplay but about purely the visual part of bunnyhopping. just need to read better.
  • tybrus8tybrus8 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 114 Bounty Hunter
    edited October 2013
    LMAO,
    i wish i saw this yesterday, i just spit my coffee all over my desk. I feel the same way OP , it actually makes you want to really hurt them the more they jump so use it as motivation.
  • sslothzzsslothzz Member Posts: 224 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Pfff, what a butthurt.
    OP should visit a doctor, such nervous reaction may damage his health and mental condition.
    And you know what? I don't care about jumpers. My guild mates don't care about jumpers. And most of the community doesn't care about jumpers. But surely devs should drop everything important - dungeon fixes, bug fixes, new content development - and take care about jump cooldown?

    Grow up.
  • beckylunaticbeckylunatic Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 14,231 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    sslothzz wrote: »
    Pfff, what a butthurt.

    Joke detector is broken.
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  • pando83pando83 Member Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Joke detector is broken.

    It really must be...or may be his joke detector is bunnyhopping somewhere.
    But i lol'ed so hard at the "grow up" bottom line.
    It's like the kick on the balls after being slapped in the face.

    Hopefully someone will fix his joke detector, one day...poor sslothzz guy...
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