Sylph sports commentator: "Hello everyone, here's Sylphie reporting live at the first Feywild marathon race. And folks, here comes the first runner to the finish line. Yay! But where are the rest?"
Tiefling runner: "Huff. Huff. Ambush...Redcaps...Hid in Cyclops HAMSTER pool...Escaped. Others... all dead... Huff. Huff."
Sylph sports commentator: "Ewww. Here's Sylphie signing off, at the first and LAST Feywild marathon race".
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
sylph-"Listen buddy fifty thousand Astral Diamonds worth of Enchant of the Mushroom isn't going to make you a better cook; cooking is going to make you a better cook."
Tiefling:"Now I can't play with you stupid bee! I have to go home immediately. I forgot the dragon eggs on the cooker, (supposing that a dragon egg could burn). then how can I face my Ogre husband?"
...run baby run baby run...
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sokarrostauMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 45
edited October 2013
Know what I wanna do? Strut!
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Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
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It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way. We can try to understand the Faerun Times effect on man.
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Got the wings of heaven on my Sylph. I'm a Tiefling, man, I just can't lose. You know it's all right, it's okay. I'll live to see another day.
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braxon9Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 3Arc User
What have I done? Cleansing that hive was supposed to lead to a treasure cache.
I was not told it would be a Mystical Bee Hive.
I guess that is what I get for trusting that Mysteriously Hooded Figure's directions.
On a secondary note... Evil is not supposed to not sparkle!
Now that the hive is cleansed, I am in need of a cleansing...
You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was;
Thorin Oakenshield - 60 DC | Floki Longarm - 60 TR | Tiny Tank - 60 GWF
Stand your Ground NW-DNBHK74ML
Comments
Tiefling runner: "Huff. Huff. Ambush...Redcaps...Hid in Cyclops HAMSTER pool...Escaped. Others... all dead... Huff. Huff."
Sylph sports commentator: "Ewww. Here's Sylphie signing off, at the first and LAST Feywild marathon race".
"I knew I shouldn't have gone into that rabbit hole! Wait, what is that strange long looking creature on that mushroom?"
" IM SORRY!!"
"Wait! I have not finished telling you the story yet!!"
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
PinkSugar, lvl 60 CW.
Baby Cakes, lvl 60 GWF.
*******, lvl 60 TR.
Premium Juicebox, lvl 60 CW.
Pink Exxxtacy, Ranger
There is NO pvp in Neverwinter.
Fairy, " Lmao, wait Tiefling friend I was kidding. Lol, you can use my bathroom come on back here."
Play: PILLAGER* of the DEAD! By: Hempy NW-DNV3R9B4J
~HEMPY'S CRIT-GEN GUARDIAN FIGHTER BUILD~
Little Susie's superhero dreams were cut short tonight after losing a fight to Mothra.
In other news,
Super Mario's mushroom stash has been found!
Sylph:"Zzzz ZZZzzz!!!..."
Tiefling:"Now I can't play with you stupid bee! I have to go home immediately. I forgot the dragon eggs on the cooker, (supposing that a dragon egg could burn). then how can I face my Ogre husband?"
...run baby run baby run...
--
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
--
It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way. We can try to understand the Faerun Times effect on man.
--
Got the wings of heaven on my Sylph. I'm a Tiefling, man, I just can't lose. You know it's all right, it's okay. I'll live to see another day.
What have I done? Cleansing that hive was supposed to lead to a treasure cache.
I was not told it would be a Mystical Bee Hive.
I guess that is what I get for trusting that Mysteriously Hooded Figure's directions.
On a secondary note... Evil is not supposed to not sparkle!
Now that the hive is cleansed, I am in need of a cleansing...
Stand your Ground NW-DNBHK74ML
I see sparkles.
That the last time Tinker Bell's dusting me in my sleep... :mad:
When I find her, I will rip her wings off and use one as shoe soles and walk into the woods to use the other one as toilet paper!
:rolleyes:
Tiefling: Do these sparkles make my chest look big?
Sylph: Is that a trick question?