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Poke a little fun at "Companions"

lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
edited July 2013 in General Discussion (PC)
Do your companions do funny things? Or are they just annoying? Why not talk about it... or make up stuff about them. I'm sure they won't mind.


That Jagged Dancing Blade... before it was fixed it either didn't do anything or it tried to hide... in your back!

And does the common healer pet have rocks for brains, thinking she can withstand attacks from the enemies around her? Y'know? I should've known something was up when I noticed that scar on her face...
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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  • mutantdemocracymutantdemocracy Member Posts: 497 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    "And how about that airline food?"
  • beckylunaticbeckylunatic Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 14,231 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    The way they bounce around on the terrain to try to keep their programmed position behind you can be quite amusing. Although I have also learned from it - hey, if that's a valid place to jump to, then I could probably do it too.
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  • skalt112skalt112 Member Posts: 1,089 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Hey cleric! You missed one of the red circles.
  • powereddjinnpowereddjinn Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    skalt112 wrote: »
    Hey cleric! You missed one of the red circles.

    This!!!
    & I've got a 10' range attack so I'll just facetank everything :D

    And most of the strikers are plain lazy - melee attacks anything in range, meaning mostly nothing as it's too far to move :P
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  • goddessuniquegoddessunique Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    My white cleric rush the boss while standing in red circles and try to hug it until she die in 2 seconds. Or she'll see a group of adds and suicide run in the middle and stand there so they kill her.
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  • nikitaoznikitaoz Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 149 Bounty Hunter
    edited July 2013
    My cleric runs away from the mobs I am attacking and aggroes mobs from another pack.
    Or when I try to LoS some of the mobs from the room full creeps she goes and stands in the middle of the room.
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  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I've got a friend telling me that the Sellsword companion is one bloodthirsty woman. All she talks about is killing things. She's freakin' eager to go into combat, unlike the Man At Arms, who's eager to 'quit while he's ahead".
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • timmo1988timmo1988 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    The tank companion I got from the companion quest wont stop flexing. Who is he trying to impress? My Half-Orc Cleric or the monsters attacking us?
  • devocutdevocut Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    My defender believes the best way to tank is to drop on all fours and turn yellow.


    My wererat enjoys practicing her golf swing from afar. She particularly enjoys it while I am fighting a mob.


    Finally, at lvl 30, my Phoera unleashed upon the mobs her most awesome and devastating attack...the Phoenix Heat. Mobs dropped all over….to their knees….laughing from the tickle.
  • grissilgrissil Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    My ghost is named "the ghost of Syd Barrett".
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    devocut wrote: »
    My wererat enjoys practicing her golf swing from afar. She particularly enjoys it while I am fighting a mob.

    Imagine how devastating she would be if you armed her with a 9 iron. :)
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • ontonanontonan Member Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    lonnehart wrote: »
    Imagine how devastating she would be if you armed her with a 9 iron. :)


    My Control Wizard companion gets so scared when we engage mobs, he pops off his frost nova from 30' away.
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    ontonan wrote: »
    My Control Wizard companion gets so scared when we engage mobs, he pops off his frost nova from 30' away.


    He probably also froze the puddle that formed at his feet...
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • endocinendocin Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 204 Bounty Hunter
    edited July 2013
    I love to hear the traps going off behind me...;)
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  • abell39abell39 Member Posts: 1,175 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    My dog loves chomping big bads so that they trip and fall on their faces right in front of my DC as they were lunging for her. :D
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  • sockmunkeysockmunkey Member Posts: 4,622 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    endocin wrote: »
    I love to hear the traps going off behind me...;)

    Except if those traps shoot stuff out.

    I actually had my companion murder me that way. Was on my way back to the nearest campfire, simply because I was to cheep to chug a potion, after a hard fight. I had just a small sliver of life left. I had to go down a narrow hall with arrow shooter traps, to get back.

    I pranced my way through the hall with no problem, but forgot about the pet. Until I heard a click, thwack, and down I went. Arrows launched from a point in front of me. And I was between them and my numbskull companion.

    Before it all faded to black, last thing I saw was my companion standing over me. Trap didn't even touch her. Im still pretty sure, I heard her laughing.
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