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Unrepentant: Like Courvoisier in a Red Solo Cup
ironzerg79
Member, Neverwinter Moderator, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 4,942 Arc User
Death saves versus us.
Dungeon Masters ask us how much more experience they need before they can level. That Beholder still sleeps with one eye open. We’re epic at level one.
The Deck of Many Things looked at us…and felt inadequate.
We are Unrepentant Gaming, a group of like-minded adults who enjoy a nice after-work beverage and a before-bed dungeon crawl. We’re laid back and open to all who consider the best edition of D&D the edition they’re playing right now with their friends. So if you’re tired of being berated in zone chat for roleplaying your lithe wood elf maiden wrong, or fed up with a PUG whose cod piece is three notches too tight, then look no further.
Unrepentant is a socially-driven, casual guild spanning multiple MMOs and games, with a focus on freedom. Freedom to play games the way you want to play, when you want to play them. You won’t find any play time quotas, extensive guild taxes, mandatory events, or drama-laden infighting here. However, we recognize this freedom comes with a responsibility: We are free so long as that freedom does not deny our fellow members the right to enjoy the game.
Central to Unrepentant is our sense of community. We believe the games you play aren’t as important as the people you play them with, and to that end we strive only to admit the kind of members you’d want to hang out and have a drink with. Our slogan is "once a member - always a member", and all Unrepentant are welcome in any game we play regardless of what branch you started in.
Freedom, friendship and fun times - this is what matters to The U. You don’t have to be a good player to be Unrepentant; but you do have to be a good person to join our ranks.
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this: www.unrepentantgaming.com
Freedom, friendship and fun times - this is what matters to The U. You don’t have to be a good player to be Unrepentant; but you do have to be a good person to join our ranks.
www.unrepentantgaming.com
Special extra bonus section: The Ballad of Uey (our mascot)
Come take off your pants, friend, and grab a fresh beer!
(And fear not, you won’t see Chris Hansen appear.)
My job in this post is to try to sell you,
On the gaming community we call “The U”.
We’re casual, friendly, and like to have fun.
Your playtime is yours, and we won’t put a gun
To your head if you don’t play the way that we say.
(Now what else rhymes with –ay? Clay? Grey? Dossier?)
We’re 18 or older, for women and men.
Drop an app, come join us on Mumble and then,
If you’re cool, and we’re cool, then we’ll call it a deal.
(Like dating. No kissing; we might cop a feel.)
We’ve lots of cool folks from across many nations!
All ages, genders, and different vocations!
Businessmen, military, bakers of bread,
A doctor, IT geeks, and one Texas red(head).
“What’s in it for me? You ask, “what’s for the newbs?
Free epics, or candy, or pix of your <font color="orange">HAMSTER</font>?
Well, Yes! I mean, No! I mean, well, we’re still nice…
(But that stuff can be had if you name the right price.)
Sold yet on The U? Will you come and get some?
We’re eager, and waiting, and quivering from,
The tops of our heads to the toes of our socks,
And the smalls of our backs to the tips of our… fingers.
Unrepentant is a gaming community.
Join us and you’ll have the opportunity
To roll with cool folks in all games that we play;
So click on the link and come join us today!
Dungeon Masters ask us how much more experience they need before they can level. That Beholder still sleeps with one eye open. We’re epic at level one.
The Deck of Many Things looked at us…and felt inadequate.
We are Unrepentant Gaming, a group of like-minded adults who enjoy a nice after-work beverage and a before-bed dungeon crawl. We’re laid back and open to all who consider the best edition of D&D the edition they’re playing right now with their friends. So if you’re tired of being berated in zone chat for roleplaying your lithe wood elf maiden wrong, or fed up with a PUG whose cod piece is three notches too tight, then look no further.
Unrepentant is a socially-driven, casual guild spanning multiple MMOs and games, with a focus on freedom. Freedom to play games the way you want to play, when you want to play them. You won’t find any play time quotas, extensive guild taxes, mandatory events, or drama-laden infighting here. However, we recognize this freedom comes with a responsibility: We are free so long as that freedom does not deny our fellow members the right to enjoy the game.
Central to Unrepentant is our sense of community. We believe the games you play aren’t as important as the people you play them with, and to that end we strive only to admit the kind of members you’d want to hang out and have a drink with. Our slogan is "once a member - always a member", and all Unrepentant are welcome in any game we play regardless of what branch you started in.
Freedom, friendship and fun times - this is what matters to The U. You don’t have to be a good player to be Unrepentant; but you do have to be a good person to join our ranks.
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this: www.unrepentantgaming.com
Freedom, friendship and fun times - this is what matters to The U. You don’t have to be a good player to be Unrepentant; but you do have to be a good person to join our ranks.
www.unrepentantgaming.com
Special extra bonus section: The Ballad of Uey (our mascot)
Come take off your pants, friend, and grab a fresh beer!
(And fear not, you won’t see Chris Hansen appear.)
My job in this post is to try to sell you,
On the gaming community we call “The U”.
We’re casual, friendly, and like to have fun.
Your playtime is yours, and we won’t put a gun
To your head if you don’t play the way that we say.
(Now what else rhymes with –ay? Clay? Grey? Dossier?)
We’re 18 or older, for women and men.
Drop an app, come join us on Mumble and then,
If you’re cool, and we’re cool, then we’ll call it a deal.
(Like dating. No kissing; we might cop a feel.)
We’ve lots of cool folks from across many nations!
All ages, genders, and different vocations!
Businessmen, military, bakers of bread,
A doctor, IT geeks, and one Texas red(head).
“What’s in it for me? You ask, “what’s for the newbs?
Free epics, or candy, or pix of your <font color="orange">HAMSTER</font>?
Well, Yes! I mean, No! I mean, well, we’re still nice…
(But that stuff can be had if you name the right price.)
Sold yet on The U? Will you come and get some?
We’re eager, and waiting, and quivering from,
The tops of our heads to the toes of our socks,
And the smalls of our backs to the tips of our… fingers.
Unrepentant is a gaming community.
Join us and you’ll have the opportunity
To roll with cool folks in all games that we play;
So click on the link and come join us today!
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We will not wear pants, hippie
Give us all your booze
I thought the perfect response to a poem that obviously had so much work put into it was to just phone in a haiku. Looking forward to meeting more cool people in yet another game!
Where's the wimmenz...
Who joined this great guild for the luck it
Would bring to his pants
And other enhanced
Portions of his ... anatomy.
unless of course you're a fan,
of badly formed prose,
and wearing long hose...
though in fact they were rather shy...
so they took off their paints...
did a silly dance...
and made the Little Lord Robert flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Who worries about the adequacy of their e-Peen
Come join the U
Where such matter are moot
And soon your confidence you'll redeem
Seriously. Put in an app to the best gaming community on the internet, or we'll continue to subject you to horrible limericks.
come join us for a bit of whackonit
we'll kill electronic things
and scorn user of bing
just for the fun of it...
but didn't have the time to begin
so instead with chagrin
I gave up ...
Edit: writing again.
nay required to not be inimical
leave it unchecked to your detriment
as you hard written text goes poof again...
(hint: www.unrepentantgaming.com)
Slowly making my way to 60, really should have started playing this when everyone else did...**** you Trion and Defiance, you killed a month that I could have been playing this!!!