Im the keeper of a thousand eyes, and here's some more for my collection!
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olcas73Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 11Arc User
edited May 2013
Earl the GF:"Hey Larry, I just rolled a one on this 'disintegrate' save thingy. What does that mean?"
Larry the TR: "Um...you really gotta ask? OK, imatank imatank imatank *whack 9k crit* um imahurt imahurt imahurt, needa heals!!"
Claire the DC: "What???? Stay out of the red areas!!! Guys I can't heal stupid. "
Beholder: " 'heroes' bah. I'm bored and Honey Boo Boo is on, so can we speed this up guys? Don't make me crash the server!"
"Which one to eat first? Oh I can never seem to choose they all look so tasty. The Rogue, yes the Rogue first. His armor will be the easiest on my stomach....."
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Welcome to the nine hells adventurer!Prepare to DIE!"
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hammurabijonesMember, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero UsersPosts: 2Arc User
(Beholder thinking) " LOL! my death ray is so OP! i just killed off two of their party members, the halfling and tiefling...WOW! are you serious? the human is about to slash the air, the dwarf is on one knee, head down, dagger up....is he really...and oh my god the elf is about to sprint with some weird glowing things around him...yup this will be a wipe for sure...heh...noobs ".
(Party Chat)
Halfling: hey um im still dead here...
Halfling: (thinking)- " SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1 SHIFT!"
Tiefling: yeah me too hurry and rez me...
Tiefling: (thinking)- "SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1! forget the short guy! rez me first!"
Human: hey you guys are doing awesome! especially you dwarf! sorry but im too busy tanking to rez you guys right now
Human: (thinking)- " hah i think im beating the dwarf in dps now that those two are dead! i have to take a screenshot! "
Dwarf: Yah good job human!, and i love your dps elf!, im so glad i joined such pro group! ill rez you two in a second i promise!
Dwarf: (thinking)- " Pressing X...Yay! newb group members haha, those two died so quick that they don't deserve to be rezed, if anything i can solo this boss...Yup im going to beat the hell out of everyone in dps for sure...AHHHHH! FOR MY TOP SCORE!!!...SPAM! CLICK! SPAM! CLICK! "
Elf: I know right! im such a pro!, lucky i am not paying attention or i would own all of you noobs in dps!, the dwarf will rez you guys dont worry .
Elf: (thinking)- " Ugh...always last place in damage delt but first place in damage taken why cant i be the top dps?..sigh..well at least i wont get aggro and die like those two poor guys...sigh.."
Beholder: blaruuughahhhruuugahugah!
(beholder thinking) well...here comes your death...here it comes! "click" why isnt it!... oh my god..AHHHHH!...Death ray still on cooldown, curse you! blaruuughahhhruuugahugah!
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It Can Wait!!!
Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com
It Can Wait!!!
Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com
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Larry the TR: "Um...you really gotta ask? OK, imatank imatank imatank *whack 9k crit* um imahurt imahurt imahurt, needa heals!!"
Claire the DC: "What???? Stay out of the red areas!!! Guys I can't heal stupid. "
Beholder: " 'heroes' bah. I'm bored and Honey Boo Boo is on, so can we speed this up guys? Don't make me crash the server!"
(Party Chat)
Halfling: hey um im still dead here...
Halfling: (thinking)- " SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1 SHIFT!"
Tiefling: yeah me too hurry and rez me...
Tiefling: (thinking)- "SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1! SHIFT 1! forget the short guy! rez me first!"
Human: hey you guys are doing awesome! especially you dwarf! sorry but im too busy tanking to rez you guys right now
Human: (thinking)- " hah i think im beating the dwarf in dps now that those two are dead! i have to take a screenshot! "
Dwarf: Yah good job human!, and i love your dps elf!, im so glad i joined such pro group! ill rez you two in a second i promise!
Dwarf: (thinking)- " Pressing X...Yay! newb group members haha, those two died so quick that they don't deserve to be rezed, if anything i can solo this boss...Yup im going to beat the hell out of everyone in dps for sure...AHHHHH! FOR MY TOP SCORE!!!...SPAM! CLICK! SPAM! CLICK! "
Elf: I know right! im such a pro!, lucky i am not paying attention or i would own all of you noobs in dps!, the dwarf will rez you guys dont worry .
Elf: (thinking)- " Ugh...always last place in damage delt but first place in damage taken why cant i be the top dps?..sigh..well at least i wont get aggro and die like those two poor guys...sigh.."
Beholder: blaruuughahhhruuugahugah!
(beholder thinking) well...here comes your death...here it comes! "click" why isnt it!... oh my god..AHHHHH!...Death ray still on cooldown, curse you! blaruuughahhhruuugahugah!
Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com
Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com
Dont text and drive please. Dont risk your life and the lives of others. Join the cause and take the pledge - See more at: http://www.itcanwait.com
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or
"Nobody move!! I don't think he's seen us yet!"
"Hold still, you've got something in your teeth."
"Beauty? Ha! You know what else is in the eye of the beholder? MY SWORD."
"I see what you did there. And there. And also over there."
"And that's the story of how I met your mother."
"Excuse me, I'd like to have a word with you about our lord and savior."
"I have watched enough anime to see where this is going."
RIP Caine
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